Neither are the cool fish tanks!

How about, We suck and we're the suckiest place that ever sucked.

Someone should post a picture of an oriole that says "ORIOLE?".

Or not.

"As seen in that video where Carmelo Anthony endorses the killing of snitches!"

Got Heroin?

come on now guys... as a baltimore native and current resident i have to say that i'm terribly offend--*POW*
*ducks* shiat, that one was close.....what was i saying again?



/'lil drunk

Baltimore, cause your gonna die someday

I absolutely despise these "sloganeering" campaigns that the pointy-heads come up with. Baltimore does not need a slogan... the whole thing is rediculous. Nobody gives a crap about this craptastic crapola.

Anywho..

/Baltimore City resident
//Does not need other's fake pride
///Loves Baltimore

Baltimore - got crabs?

Baltimore: You Just Stepped In It

Baltimore: At Least It's Not Newark

Baltimore: Where Detroit Vacations

Baltimore, we'd change it to Baltimora but we have more than one hit

Baltimore: your city of orphans, the aged, blind and one-legged men, ruined girls, opium fiends, Chinamen, oyster dredgers, ex-convicts, the more respectable sort of colored people, and all the other oppressed and unfortunate classes of the time.

(Mencken, a little too applicable first thing in the morning)

How about - Baltimore: If you lived here you'd be home now
Or- America's Fittest City

Living in Maryland.....
The inner harbor is a really nice place to visit but everything can really be done in 2 days or less. It certainly isn't a tourist city like Chicago or New York but it is nice to visit for a day if you come to Washington, D.C.

Welcome to Baltimore! Watch Yo Back, biatches.

Baltimore, the South Central of the East Coast

Baltimore, come and find out just how good the ER at Johns Hopkins really is

Baltimore, home to the Orioles and Ravens, and if you don't like it you can see another bird

Baltimore, just think of it as Beirut in 1982 minus the bombs

Baltimore, because your life insurance is voided if you commit suicide

Baltimore, it's a state of mind, a crazy crack and meth adled state of mind but a state of mind all the same

Baltimore, you know you want crabs

Baltimore, someone has to make DC look good

Baltimore, there's no other city of our calibers

/yes I like writing really corny slogans, why do you ask?

I was in Baltimore about a month ago, traveling through with my sister and disabled mother. While leaving, the skycap at the airport yelled at my mother (in a wheelchair) because she was taking too long to find her ID, then told my sister that she had to give him $20 or he'd make sure our bags would be lost.

That's my impression of Baltimore. No, I won't be returning.


As for a slogan . . . how about "Baltimore: Brothels, biatches and Bathouses? You bet!!"

I'll take my $275,000

Baltimore: visit the harbor but stay in the suburbs

Baltimore: proof that socialism creates two Americas

Baltimore: where the military sends their medics to train

Baltimore: proud sponser of Grand Theft Auto

/my recycled entry from a recent Photoshop thread.

"Take your sweetie to Baltimore and get a case of the crabs!"

I'm moving to Baltimore today.

How about: "You can get a piture of Guiness here for what it would cost you to buy a bottle of Bud in DC."

Seriously, I love living in Maryland, but Baltimroe is mostly an urban ghetto.

One thing I've noticed... the more enlightened, progressive, and liberal a place THINKS it is, the more likely it is to have a place to hide its poor. Out of sight, out of mind, with a welfare program to keep them quiet.

For Maryland, Baltimore is that place.

Oh, oh, one more...

Baltimore: too lazy to succeed from the union

I believe that's how they got the murder rate in DC to go down - they moved people to Baltimore.

Baltimore:The City of America's Future!

Pitcher of Guiness.

I had to read that a few times to figure out what you meant.

Baltimore is great in the right spots. Screw throwin the money to add campaigns, fix up the city and the slogans will come on their own.

Baltimore: It Sucks!

/Hey, at least I'm not shiatting you!

AD campaigns even...

Baltimore: The anus of the earth.
Baltimoe, yo! You friggen ho.
Baltimore: Built to suck. Proud to swallow.

Baltimore: Home of blunt force trauma.

Come for the party and take home a case of crabs.

It has been years since I've been to Baltimore, but is it really that bad? Murder wise? Keep in mind I live in Phily and we have about two murders a night.

Baltimore: Beware

BaltiMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE!!!!

Huh. Looking up crime rates and such I see that Baltimore has 3X's the number of murders (per capita) than Philadelphia has.

Strong work Baltimore, strong work.

West Coast MF'er, been to B-More twice and loved both trips. Baltimore fecking Ownzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Its fun to take a motor boat up into the inner harbor, try and catch some blue crabs or go to the museum then get a bite along there somewhere, but other than that I'm not sure what the use of baltimore is.

The only reason people think Baltimore is bad is that they live outside the city, and only visit the harbor. It's not a real 'tourist' town, but it's not a bad place to live.

Baltimore really isn't quite as bad as everyone makes it out to be. If you don't know it, stick to Mount Vernon, Fed. Hill, Canton, Fells Point, Little Italy and the Harbor.

Famous museums, the aquarium, great restaurants, fun night-life, great bars the two best hospitals in the mid-atlantic... and both of the law school's I've attended. It's not all ghetto and crackwhores.

Except east and west baltimore. Stay out of there! (Central Baltimore ftw)

Jeez! Has it gotten that bad? My brother-in-law used to live in Columbia and we'd visit and hang in Baltimore all the time. Didn't seem THAT bad.

Baltimore: Grey Cup Champions

Baltimore: We've got a killer (on our) Football team.

Free cop beatings?

The city that breeds

The city that bleeds

Broktun | Oldies but goodies

Didn't seem THAT bad.

It's not.. the worst year for crime was 1993, and since then it has been declining.

Baltimore: We're simply "Divine". Oh, and he's buried here!

Actually, he's buried in the County... Towson to be exact.

Except east and west baltimore. Stay out of there!

Not really true. The Northeast part and the Southwest part are pretty great...

but Baltimroe is mostly an urban ghetto.

Show me a ghetto that is not "urban." Anyway, Baltimore has a shiatload of abandoned houses... many boarded up neighborhoods that used to be thriving communities. The city has even taken to bulldozing entire blocks of rowhomes to make way for new housing.

There is a ton of new investment going on all over the place... I'm not talking about the Harbor either. Many smaller neighborhoods are seeing significant influxes of cash in the form of new residential areas with shopping districts.

/still many problems
//not a cheerleader