hdhale - you deluded little freak.

USS Liberty unavailable for comment.

dr. schlomo? is this guy for real?

Friggin Zombie!!

LetoJJ

Shlomo is a Jewish name, rare now, but was more common in the past so yeah the doc is for real.

And Arafat *still* might outlive Sharon.

This guy makes Rasputin look like an amateur.

A Syrian Coworker brought a bunch of food to work to celebrate his stroke. When he dies more food.

veedeevadeevoodee - didnt they do an MST3K about that movie?

GLASS PARKING LOT!

aladdin

How do we know he's not Mel Torme?

/I know a little German

deadspace:

Season 5, Episode 513 - Brain That Wouldnt Die

You think Lou Rawls will stay dead?

Jack31081, I've been smitten by hot redhead and survived. I guess the question is, are divine smitings always fatal? I'm probably higher on the divine smite list than Dover, PA. It would be nice if Pat would publish the divine smite list on his website so I could make plans for the weekend.

veedeevadeevoodee - k, thought that poster looked familiar. :D thanks for the chuckle.

Homer: [to ambulance driver] I want my wife to get the best
treatment money can buy!
[driver changes sign to, "BETH ISRAEL"]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't go nuts!

When your doctor's name is Shlomo you know you're getting the best medical treatment!


/If he doesn't make it may God grant him rest

"He's only mostly dead."

veedeevadeevoodee: The real question is what shelf do you keep that head on?
Do you keep it on a top shelf or something a little closer to tabletop level....
/he asked knowingly
//nudge nudge know what I mean

Bibi: Farewell Mr. Bond, but not goodbye...

I think the Whole Arab-Israeli conflict would be more fun if we'd found a way to turn Arafat and Sharon into zombies.

Jamespoon:

I don't think Israel (or any country in that region) has a transition of power system like ours in place


Rules of transition: premiership goes to the vice premier upon incapacitation of the PM. Ulmert has been Israel's PM for the past 3 days. The power transition has occured already.

Constitutionally, if premier is permanently incapacitated (as in "dead"), elections should be held within 100 days. The process is tied to rulings from the Israeli AG office. Note that Israel has more executive checks and balances than the US does, in that the premier holds less executive power than the US president. Most executive decisions have to be voted upon by a cabinet anyway.

Sounds pretty straightforward to me.

There has been no official announcement of his death. Only media rumors. I hardly think the bumfark tribune counts as an official spokesperson for the Israeli governemnt.

Kurmudgeon:

"I'm gonna give you three seconds...exactly three farking seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FARK YOU !!!"

unnaturalcravings:

A Syrian Coworker brought a bunch of food to work to celebrate his stroke. When he dies more food.


Did he bring food when Hafez -- who killed more Arabs than Sharon -- died?

Mugato: You don't have to be a troll about it just because you don't know history.

Sounds like he knows his history fairly well - Sharon is not and never has been a "murdering bastard".

A Syrian Coworker brought a bunch of food to work to celebrate his stroke. When he dies more food.

Celebrating the death of another human being may be the ugliest, classless, purile thing one can do.

Anyone else find it strange that as soon as an Israeli leader starts talking about treating the Palestinians like human beings instead of animals they end up dead?

"Celebrating the death of another human being may be the ugliest, classless, purile thing one can do."


Strange.

Reminds me of something.I went to school with this ruthless bully named Alan.He abused me and many others all throughout
Jr and Sr high school.Big tough brute.He was kind of a "noble" bully in that if you could endure his beatings and not report him he might stick up for you later but he was still a savage bully nonetheless.

I remember learning of his death just a couple of years after graduation from a motorcycle accident.
I felt a very strange flood of emotions.

I heard some kid say "hey Alan is dead--haha,one less wart on the ass of society!"

I said to him,
"why don't you go tell his mother that,I can give you directions to her house."

I still feel really strange.
I somehow manage to remember him as an "ok" guy.

damageddude:

That doesn't bother me. You should have heard what was said at my synagogue when Arafat of "un-blessed memory" (and that's a quote) died (and is still said).


Not a very Jewish thing to do. Goes against speaking ill of the dead edict. Also, goes against "when your enemy fallen you shall not cheer".

While I'm sure plenty others have mentioned it before me, I have to totally agree with whomever it was who, on the Google/Walmart PC rumorbuster story thread, said that the media might be trying to double their efficiency by reporting a rumor, then clearing it up.

Also, I too find that strange Jordan_Lund Strange times. :(

Alan: Why are all the mirrors covered?
Arnold: So we don't see the pain in our faces.
Alan: Why is everyone sitting on boxes?
Arnold: To make sure there's pain in our faces.
Ma: [in an undertone] You told me he was Jewish!
Arnold: Out-of-town Jewish.

shipud: Not a very Jewish thing to do. Goes against speaking ill of the dead edict. Also, goes against "when your enemy fallen you shall not cheer".

damageddude: It's not our grandmother's synagogue.


Your grandmother vas a fine woman. Oy vey! Zat things should come to zis! Vat vill your poor bubbe say...

Still, not a very Jewish, or nice thing to do.

Human though, I guess.

I feel happppppy! I think I'll go for a walk.

"As soon as Bibi knows he's dead, the tanks are headed for the West Bank."

Are you under the impression that somehow Bibi takes over if Sharon dies?

I don't think Bibi can use this as a power grab. This possibly just increases support for Kadima.

Nixon: "But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook."

The Devil/Flanders: "Hey, listen: I did a favor for you!"

Nixon: "Yes, master."

As far as I know -- I don't want to start any unfounded rumors -- at the time of this posting, the following is still relevant:

Musical: Spamalot
Song: He Is Not Dead Yet

ROBIN (spoken):
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

LANCE (spoken):
Here's one.

DAD (spoken):
I'm not dead!

ROBIN (spoken):
Here, he says he's not dead!

LANCE (spoken):
Yes he is.

DAD (spoken):
I feel happy. I feel happy.
(sung)
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the Highland Fling

I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
Cause I'm not yet dead.

BODIES:
He is not yet dead
That's what the geezer said
No, he's not yet dead
That man is off his head

He is not yet dead
So put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead.

Well now he's dead
You whacked him on the head
Sure, now he's dead
It makes me just see red
You are such a brute
To murder that old coot
You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead
Who is the knave who put him in his grave
And who needs to manage his anger?

LANCE:
My name is Lancelot
I'm big, and strong, and hot.
Occasionally I do
Some things that I should not.

ROBIN:
I want to be a knight
But I don't like to fight
I'm rather scared I may
Just simply run away

LANCE:
I'll be right with you
Robin, through and through and through
So stick with me
And I'll show you what to do

ROBIN:
We'll remain good chums
You can teach me how to dance

ROBIN & LANCE:
We're going to enlist

ROBIN
I'm Robin

LANCE
And I'm Lance

CHORUS:
Oh we're off to war
Because we're not yet dead
We will all enlist
As the Knights that Arthur led.

DAD:
I am coming too
My name will be Sir Fred
I'll be your musician
Cos I'm not yet dead

CHORUS:
Oh we're not yet dead
To Camelot we go
To enlist instead
To try and earn some dough
And so although
We should have stayed in bed
We're going off to war
Because we're not yet dead

FRED:
I am coming, too
My name will be Sir Fred
I'll be your musician
'Cause I'm not yet dead

LANCE:
To kill
I will
It gives me such a thrill

ROBIN:
To sing
And dance
And keep an eye on Lance

ALL:
We're going off to war
We'll have girlfriends by the score

DAD:
We'll be shot by Michael Moore!

ALL: Because we're not yet dead.