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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 09:33:00 AM
hehehe... if he were canadian, or irish, he'd be ok
 
rugbynut
2006-01-06 09:34:43 AM
Well shiat! I wish someone would have told me that a long time ago. No wonder I can't ski worth a shiat.
 
IamPatSajak
2006-01-06 09:36:32 AM
....just ask sonny bono
 
strangeguitar
2006-01-06 09:37:41 AM
I love doing most things drunk. The only thing I can't do drunk is stay sober.
 
Randumb
2006-01-06 09:38:46 AM
I concur.
 
Turing_Machine
2006-01-06 09:38:47 AM
It was mandatory for our high school ski club.
 
vernterv [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 09:40:00 AM
Turing_Machine: It was mandatory for our high school ski club.

I thought it was federal law.
 
chester1977
2006-01-06 09:40:33 AM
didn't one of the yankees pitch a no hitter and admit he was hammered?

skied drunk last weekend, though admitadly not on the same level as this guy
 
alcoholic_entropy
2006-01-06 09:44:25 AM
chester1977: didn't one of the yankees pitch a no hitter and admit he was hammered?


David Wells has admitted that he pitched his best game ever while on LSD.
 
Jive_Turkey [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 09:47:40 AM
Amen, brother, Amen
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 09:50:24 AM
nothing worthwhile is.
 
DrewFL
2006-01-06 09:53:07 AM
I snowboarded while having a pretty good buzz last week...the two don't mix all that well, especially if you are going fast or in the trees.
 
alcoholic_entropy
2006-01-06 09:54:55 AM
DrewFL: I snowboarded while having a pretty good buzz last week...the two don't mix all that well, especially if you are going fast or in the trees.


Amateur... if you just go limp, you'll bounce off the trees unharmed.
 
FarkmeBlind
2006-01-06 09:55:12 AM
That's why you have to practice!
 
FarkmeBlind
2006-01-06 09:58:28 AM
DrewFL: the two don't mix all that well, especially if you are going fast or in the trees.

Look between the trees, not at them.
 
pandabear [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 10:09:01 AM
IamPatSajak: sonny bono

Not sure about him, but it really got the Kennedy cousin. Which one was that? Skiing drunk is hard enough, but playing football while skiing drunk is harder.

I drink and ski. Never have a problem. In fact, I do some skiing (moguls) much better after a few beers. I do try to avoid drinking before racing, although I haven't raced for the last two years.
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 10:12:30 AM
chester1977

didn't one of the yankees pitch a no hitter and admit he was hammered?

alcoholic_entropy

David Wells has admitted that he pitched his best game ever while on LSD.

I think you guys are thinking of Doc Ellis.
 
Seedforsowing [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 10:14:30 AM
pandabear:

I drink and ski. Never have a problem. In fact, I do some skiing (moguls) much better after a few beers.

No. You just think you do. I can't ski worth a shiat after drinking any beer. (Well, maybe one with lunch is ok.)

/Ex Racer, Ski Patroller, Grooming Supervisor
 
And-1
2006-01-06 10:15:48 AM
Skiing on LSD is crazy fun.

Or so I've heard.
 
bookgrrl
2006-01-06 10:16:27 AM
Funny, he doesn't look like a Kennedy...
 
JaggedArrow
2006-01-06 10:30:45 AM
has anyone prayed for Omarion?
 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 10:46:52 AM
Why do you think wineskins were invented?

/Bought a wineskin years before I bought my first helmet.
 
ToastMay0
2006-01-06 10:53:08 AM
Wells was just hungover. Doc Ellis was the pitcher who threw the perfect game on LSD.
 
BrotherTheodore
2006-01-06 11:05:58 AM
You thought the Kennedys did it for the sport?
 
Mrs. Roethlisberger
2006-01-06 11:06:10 AM
Hmm...I usually do everything better when I'm drunk...
 
animal900
2006-01-06 11:06:41 AM
Skiing + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious!
 
More of the Same
2006-01-06 11:07:17 AM
submitter is an uptight ninny.
 
tricycleracer
2006-01-06 11:07:20 AM
I'm just a kid from Flaw-duh that's never seen snow.
 
Lady J
2006-01-06 11:08:41 AM
I've ridden horses while extremely drunk, and it's a lot of fun. You have nuts of steel and will jump anything in your path. On the flipside, the two most serious falls I've had have both been when I was extremely drunk. Not hurting yourself because you're relaxed only works some of the time.
 
Mike_Bolton
2006-01-06 11:08:42 AM
i'll second that!

www.1067theend.com
 
thebigmike1983
2006-01-06 11:08:53 AM
As posted on another thread:

Two words:
Sonny Bono.
 
syberpud
2006-01-06 11:10:13 AM
2006-01-06 09:40:33 AM chester1977

didn't one of the yankees pitch a no hitter and admit he was hammered?

I heard he was just hungover. He was hammered the night before.
 
tricycleracer
2006-01-06 11:10:30 AM
"When I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono"

-Has-Been Eminem
 
Danger Mouse
2006-01-06 11:10:50 AM
I am a more popular and a funnier skier when drunk.
 
ctenidae
2006-01-06 11:10:50 AM
Since no one's said it yet, Bode Miller r0><0r5!!!11!11
 
pjbreeze
2006-01-06 11:11:01 AM
Why the dumbass tag, you ski, hit the lodge have a couple or you bring a flask or wineskin and hit the slopes again.
 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 11:11:27 AM
Mike_Bolton


His hands are monster big in that pic. Now, I understand Cher's attraction...big hands...big gloves.
 
sigh_BANG_thud
2006-01-06 11:13:05 AM
... but it's necessary
 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark]
2006-01-06 11:15:27 AM
John Daly would approve.

news.bbc.co.uk
 
id10t1c
2006-01-06 11:16:42 AM
submitter: "Skiing drunk is not easy"

But it sure is fun......
 
World Eater
2006-01-06 11:17:00 AM
Wtf is a boot test?

/in skiing
 
elendilmir
2006-01-06 11:17:07 AM
For Gods sake, don't carry bottles with you. We had a guy fall and mess himself up pretty bad a few years ago.
 
RedfordRenegade
2006-01-06 11:18:49 AM
Bode Miller used to wakeboard on Lake Bomozene in Vt. He was wicked, and wakeboarding while drunk is pretty hard too.
 
TheSkiBum69
2006-01-06 11:19:26 AM
And-1 the problem is riding up the lifts tripping - very scary!
 
tinklesthecat
2006-01-06 11:19:40 AM
Are there any Winter Sports where it's not more fun to do them drunk?

/Hence Curling, Hockey, and Snowboarding?
 
Mind Blender
2006-01-06 11:20:06 AM
Miller, the defending World Cup overall champion and a two-time silver medalist at the Salt Lake City Olympics, was also blase about the possibility of winning gold in Turin.

Uhhhmmm, when did they decide to move the Olympics from Torino? Perhaps the reporter is reporting drunk, and/or editor is editing drunk...?
 
alcoholic_entropy
2006-01-06 11:25:07 AM
sigdiamond2000: I think you guys are thinking of Doc Ellis.


No, I meant David Wells... heard him admit it in an interview.
 
SaintAwesome
2006-01-06 11:26:04 AM
I work for a drunk skier...
 
Mind Blender
2006-01-06 11:26:13 AM
Ooops Same place, I get it.. Torino is Italian for Turin..

Maybe I could use a shot.

/reaces for the Cuervo
 
Pencil
2006-01-06 11:28:23 AM
I didn't think you could go skiing without having a few.
 
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