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(Dallas Observer)   "The doo-doo man occupies a horrible sweet spot in the collective Jungian fabric. He is the primal demon who pops out of the doughnut display at us all"   ( divider line
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2006-01-05 03:50:05 PM  
I couldn't have said that any better.
2006-01-05 03:50:07 PM  
I couldn't have said it better myself.
2006-01-05 03:50:52 PM  

2006-01-05 03:51:28 PM  
2 seconds? 2 SECONDS?

Really, wtf. I hate you.

/don't really hate you, but I will sic the doo-doo man on you.
2006-01-05 03:51:40 PM  
yay.... a poop thread
2006-01-05 03:54:33 PM  
He certainly let himself show when those Hawaiian high-school footballers smeared him on the walls.

Dod-doo man's da man, dawg.
2006-01-05 04:03:51 PM  
Truckin', like the doo-doo man
Who once told me you got to play your hand,
Sometimes the cards ain't worth a dime,
If you don't lay 'em down

/Arrows and Leon and flashing my keys down on Main street
2006-01-05 04:14:15 PM  
"I got boxes of dougnuts all arround, I eat 'em till my tongue turns doo doo brown"
2006-01-05 04:17:51 PM  
I'm sure it has something to do with a troubled childhood. But that's just a feces of mine.
2006-01-05 04:19:54 PM  
That headline looks like most of the spam I get these days.
2006-01-05 04:26:51 PM  
dee doo, doo, doo
dee daa, daa, da

another poop thread is slung at you....

dee doo, doo, doo
dee daa, daa, da

it's been greenlit and certain to brew some dookie stew!

/the Police - Zenyatta Mondatta
2006-01-05 04:31:42 PM  
btw - that one was fer you kittz... ;-)
2006-01-05 06:45:32 PM  
Here comes the science . .
2006-01-05 06:47:03 PM  
Hiiiii-dee Hooooo!
2006-01-05 06:48:24 PM  
Kickzter: btw - that one was fer you kittz... ;-)

no I have that song stuck in my head......shakes fist

/would fling poo....but....ya know....gotta set a good example
2006-01-05 06:50:29 PM  
dingleberry sprinkled donuts....yay!
2006-01-05 06:51:50 PM  
What is with the poo links today? It's like the Scatalogical Review up in here.
2006-01-05 06:52:08 PM  
Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, if that is your real name...
2006-01-05 06:54:09 PM  
I have two words:

Culinary Genious!!!!!!
2006-01-05 06:55:51 PM  
I submitted this article with a cornier headline.
2006-01-05 06:56:37 PM  
That article is a bunch o' crap!
2006-01-05 06:56:50 PM​&v=glanc e&n=283155
here's a crappy book!
2006-01-05 06:57:17 PM
2006-01-05 06:58:42 PM  
it's got a little wang to it.
2006-01-05 06:58:50 PM  
Krispy Krap!
2006-01-05 06:59:12 PM  
I just vomited a little bit of this delicious pizza in my mouth
2006-01-05 07:01:26 PM  


2006-01-05 07:01:45 PM

2006-01-05 07:01:46 PM  
sprinkled his own dried feces

2006-01-05 07:03:16 PM

I will never be able to look at them the same way again.

/will be watching those donut shop ladies with hawk-like eyes
2006-01-05 07:05:44 PM  
I wonder which side of the cheese grater he used - the classic thin strip side or the finer, parmesan/lemon zesting side
2006-01-05 07:08:10 PM  
he should have dried it out 100% (which is seems he did) and put it in a blender or food processor so that it would be a fine powder (magic dust)
2006-01-05 07:08:21 PM  
"He used to be a decent person," his friend told me. "He used to keep a management job at a couple restaurants

Well, on second thought, I don't think I will eat out tonight.
2006-01-05 07:08:36 PM  

I wonder which side of the cheese grater he used - the classic thin strip side or the finer, parmesan/lemon zesting side

Neither - he used a microplane, it's easier to get in the crack.
2006-01-05 07:16:35 PM  
"It's time to make on the doughnuts!"

*Apologies to DD and Michael Vale. RIP old timer.*
2006-01-05 07:16:43 PM  
"He's a fecalphiliac, mm'kay?"

"What's a fecalphiliac?"

"Someone who likes mookie sticks."
2006-01-05 07:18:54 PM  
I am cringing with disgust. Very sorry that I read that article.
2006-01-05 07:30:45 PM

You know you want it.
2006-01-05 07:34:34 PM

"Hey, people like chocolate sprinkles. I give them something better: Dingleberry Surprise!"

2006-01-05 07:36:40 PM

Now with 100% more image.
2006-01-05 07:56:48 PM  
Hey, I submitted the original story with the headline "Ever gotten cupcakes that taste like SH*T, Blame this guy" and was shocked when it was not greenlit. Now I am just an observer......
2006-01-05 08:37:07 PM  
We used to go to that Fiesta all the time. My roomies loved it.

I think the only thing I bought from there was ketchup and a "LAW STAY AWAY"
candle, from the entire grocery aisle devoted to religious candles.
2006-01-05 08:55:31 PM  
Did the candle work?
2006-01-05 09:10:26 PM  
I stopped going into that god-forsaken mexi-hole years ago. It always smelled like pee. Come to think of it, they DID sell handmade bottles of "jugos", which resembled urine. Whatasnack!

2006-01-05 09:23:26 PM  
Shrike76: Did the candle work?

Yes it did! :)

I don't think homeboy sprinkled any crap on the candles.

Yeah DeepDownHounds...I remember there were these little
carts up front too where people were always cooking...things.
2006-01-05 09:29:26 PM
2006-01-05 09:34:14 PM
2006-01-05 10:12:27 PM  
We used to go to that Fiesta all the time. My roomies loved it.

I don't go there regularly, but when cooking gourmet vittles, or for a dinner party, they have the best and freshest vegetables around.
2006-01-05 11:14:44 PM  
What those weren't chocolate sprinkles?!?!?! Aaawwwe aw aw aaaawwweee

/does best Trey Parker impersonation
//Returns to lurking status
2006-01-06 02:33:55 AM  
Wow, I can certainly identify with the auther of this article. I'm totally fascinated by this guy. What an amazingly complex series of totally insane things he felt compelled to do... shiat, microwave it, grate it up, and sprinkle it on donuts. We should take people like him and the dentist who injected semen in peoples' mouths, put them in giant plexiglass cages, and put them in the psych department of some college to study them.
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