If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ESPN)   What if ESPN had cast Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones?   (msn.espn.go.com) divider line 23
    More: Interesting  
•       •       •

7793 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2002 at 2:51 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



23 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
Spinktor_the_Unmerciful
2002-05-16 02:53:01 PM
So what.
 
dogbone
2002-05-16 02:53:40 PM
"Casted"?
 
andonbray
2002-05-16 02:54:54 PM
OK, I saw "casted" up there. Where did it go?
 
Rudezombie
2002-05-16 02:56:13 PM
So they would pick Emmitt Smith for the role of Mace Windu.. simply because he's black and bald?

That was thirty seconds of my life I'll never get back.
 
biznatchc
2002-05-16 02:58:42 PM
deserves creation of "lame" tag
 
Senordos13
2002-05-16 03:00:17 PM
rude- lol
 
hitman7s
2002-05-16 03:01:57 PM
ESPN page two is the new Cosmiverse.
 
mreeded
2002-05-16 03:02:22 PM
Any one of these guys could play Obi-Wan:
Men who look like Obi-Wan
 
thecool
2002-05-16 03:03:53 PM
speaking of Cosmiverse:

Cosmiverse Petition
 
skinink
2002-05-16 03:04:31 PM
SPOILER
Attack of the Clones sucks. Star Wars has officially jumped the shark, do not hitch your trailer to this disaster of a franchise for cheap publicity, like this ESPN article. R.I.P.
 
51
2002-05-16 03:08:15 PM
05-16-02 03:03:53 PM Thecool
speaking of Cosmiverse:

Can someone start a Star Wars petition?
 
Lunatic Tassle
2002-05-16 03:11:17 PM
I still wouldn't go see the movie.
 
bass555
2002-05-16 03:11:36 PM
...and to continue the analogy (however lame) beyond AOTC, Darth Vader = Lawrence Taylor?

I dunno...
 
reaten
2002-05-16 03:13:09 PM
mmmm Hingis as princess.... I'm all for that
 
GXL
2002-05-16 03:14:20 PM
Well that sucked
 
MisterSym
2002-05-16 03:23:47 PM
Dogbone: Yes, this ESPN article is a grammatical obscenity. In Mace's portion, they refer to him as having to be able "to whup some intergalactical ass." INTERGALACTICAL?!?! Now I KNOW that isn't a word.
 
Weisenheimer
2002-05-16 03:26:15 PM
What if ESPN cast Star Wars? Well, then I wouldn't see it, would I?
 
Foaming [TotalFark]
2002-05-16 03:29:55 PM
I kinda think Tommy Lasorda would make a good Yoda.
 
yoyoyo
2002-05-16 04:09:09 PM
another example of WAY too much spare time on one's hands
 
Random Rampage
2002-05-16 04:12:23 PM
And the point of this is...? I don't think even rabid brain-dead sports zealots could give a carp about this. Wish I could find a job to get paid for writing junk this bad.
 
Angus_MacGregor
2002-05-16 04:39:32 PM
Emmitt is still "The Man". Give him a light sabre and he'd get 3000 yards this season. Give new meaning to "ripping through a defense".
 
Dr_S
2002-05-16 05:00:29 PM
How about Yogi Bera for Yoda?

Similiar names and they both offer ... um .... sage-like advice, even if you never asked for it.
 
duskboy
2002-05-16 06:41:21 PM
did not read the post, my question: why?
who cares about sports......................?
 
Displayed 23 of 23 comments


Redisplay/refresh comments

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Report
Report
From the Fark Shop:
More from the Fark Shop » 
Report