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(SFGate)   There is more bacteria on your desk than on the average toilet   ( divider line
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3084 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2002 at 1:19 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-05-16 01:20:30 PM  
But my desk doesn't smell like shiat.
2002-05-16 01:20:59 PM  
So should I crap on my desk?
2002-05-16 01:21:12 PM  
Maybe on your desk
2002-05-16 01:21:46 PM  
people are waaaaaaay to scared of bacteria....
2002-05-16 01:21:52 PM  
My desk hasn't been scrubbed in at least eighteen months. I don't doubt it.
2002-05-16 01:21:57 PM  
/me looks down at desk and gets the willies.
2002-05-16 01:23:13 PM  
What about my favorite coffee cup that I just rinse and then fill up with coffee every morning? It used to be white but now it is sort of... coffee colored.
2002-05-16 01:23:17 PM  
Yum! And I'm eating my lunch at my desk right now!
2002-05-16 01:23:18 PM  
Well there is more sh!t on my desk than in the average toilet
2002-05-16 01:23:23 PM  
Where are the phone sanitizers when you need 'em?!?
2002-05-16 01:23:36 PM  
"pissing on your keyboard my help keep your work area cleaner"
2002-05-16 01:23:37 PM  
thats the last ime i have $ex on my desk...gross
2002-05-16 01:24:15 PM  
But they are not poop bacteria.

Chlorox study of bacteria = PeTA study of nutricianal value of milk
2002-05-16 01:24:16 PM  
you can all blame me for this, i like having sex in the office.
2002-05-16 01:24:37 PM  
You're assuming that I have an AVERAGE toilet.
2002-05-16 01:24:57 PM  
Guess I shouldn't sleep on my desk?
2002-05-16 01:25:16 PM  
caboozy, where does the name "caboozy" come from? i like it.
2002-05-16 01:25:34 PM  
It's just karmus positivus bacteria. If you lead a good life they actually protect you from the karmus negativus bacteria.
2002-05-16 01:25:50 PM  
Repeat again!!!
2002-05-16 01:26:33 PM  
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2002-05-16 01:26:55 PM  
Guess I better get rid of that 2 mo. old burrito and carton of milk I've been saving in my drawer.
2002-05-16 01:27:15 PM  
My immune system is equipped with the biological equivilent of fully automatic military assault rifles with night vision and laser scopes. And we have recently acquired phosphorus grenades, cluster bombs and anti-personnel fragmentation mines. So, when my white blood cells are on patrol, reeking order in my blood stream seeking out strangers and other undesireables, if they see any, any suspicious looking germs of any kind, they don't f*ck around. They whip out the weapons, they wax the mother f*cker, and deposit the unlucky fellow directly into my colon. There's no nonsence, there's no miranda warning, there's none of that three strikes and your out sh*t, first defense BAM! Into the colon you go! - George Carlin
2002-05-16 01:29:01 PM  
keyboard buttons = tiny anuses.
2002-05-16 01:30:10 PM  
buttons??? i mean keys.
2002-05-16 01:31:43 PM  
This is why I dip all food into bleach before I eat it.
2002-05-16 01:31:44 PM  
lol, i read this as i sit down to eat my leftovers from my desk.
2002-05-16 01:32:27 PM  
With all the shiat on my desk, i'm not suprised...
2002-05-16 01:32:38 PM  
yeah, but its MY bacteria.
and as Loki says - its not poop bateria. (err.. most of it)
2002-05-16 01:34:55 PM  
Hurtmeplease: It's been my nickname since I was little - my dad called me it. He has no idea how he came up with it.

And the story behind yours?
2002-05-16 01:35:02 PM  
my desk has more bacteria then a sewer...
2002-05-16 01:36:58 PM  
total repeat
2002-05-16 01:37:48 PM  
Exactly why I eat at my desk.
2002-05-16 01:41:16 PM  
43% that was funny, man!
2002-05-16 01:41:45 PM  
This is why I eat while taking a shiat.
2002-05-16 01:43:21 PM  
Maybe the average toilet, but...
2002-05-16 01:44:53 PM  
That's why I have urinal cakes on my desk...
2002-05-16 01:47:08 PM  
Beeblebrox: That's why I have urinal cakes on my desk...

Ohhh, what kind of icing?
2002-05-16 01:47:15 PM  
i don't have a story behind my name. i would like to have a reason to scream out "CABOOOOOOZY!" i think that would be cool. that name strikes me for some reason.
2002-05-16 01:50:51 PM  
2002-05-16 01:52:44 PM  
I'll lick my spacebar if you lick your toilet seat then.
2002-05-16 01:52:54 PM  
Thank you for a great idea, FARQ! I'm putting in a requesition to install a desk-flush handle right now...
2002-05-16 01:53:55 PM  
Chilled squirts for icing. Choclate!
2002-05-16 02:08:54 PM  
this was posted over a month ago
2002-05-16 02:13:52 PM  
so we've heard...
2002-05-16 02:27:05 PM  
I'll lick Fb- if someone shiats on my desk.. wait.
I think I said that wrong.
2002-05-16 02:27:06 PM  
Maybe so, but unlike going to the office bathroom, I don't have to worry about going back to my desk and seeing shiat floating all around it.
2002-05-16 02:27:06 PM  
like i can find my desk under all the empty mountain dew cans and paper...i'm not even sure if i really have a desk under all this crap
2002-05-16 02:27:17 PM  
i would like to have a reason to scream out "CABOOOOOOZY!"

I bet you would.
2002-05-16 02:28:38 PM  
Mmmmmm.... Tasty!
2002-05-16 02:38:18 PM  
My inbox is full of sh!t.
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