Meanwhile, Britney's local church in Louisiana is encouraging her to to seek forgiveness for her sins.

I'm sorry, but I just can't believe in a God with enough power to forgive music THAT shiatty.

Fark: All Britney, All the Time.

If Consmiverse did Britney stories then Fark could kill 2 overused things with one link.

Baptists are creepy.

Wait, who actually thought she was still a virgin?

[spock]Fascinating[/spock]

Oh, thank GOD!! I've not been able to sleep since pop's power couple broke up.

Meanwhile, Britney's local church in Louisiana is encouraging her to to seek forgiveness for her sins.

Anal isn't a sin as long as she's still a virgin!

Funny headline, that.

Someone please shoot me now.

The good Reverend is just pissed that he could not "Annoint" her.

and we give a shiat because?????

Perfect title...

I just hope that it's true that Jesus can forgive her. Makes me a little verklemmt just thinking about the poor soul...

*sniff*

*sniff*

HOOOONK *blows nose*

From now on, I'm going to put 'Britney' in my headlines: at least that way I'd have a better chance of getting stuff posted. ;)

and more importantly, *what* was she smoking.

No wait, none of this is important.

I have a video from some German TV news show of Britney being drunk, with video of her from the night. It's not obvious, but you can tell she's just a bit tipsy. Don't remember where I got it from though, maybe off Limewire.

and more importantly, *what* was she smoking.
Oh that's easy pole

It obviously worked as the pair are now spending some quality time together in LA.

Quality time.. we all know what that means. nudge nudge, wink wink.

Nice arse...

Prediction:
britney becomes a raging alchoholic. Justin knocks her up and the NY post gets exclusive photos of her aborted fetus.

Bob Sheffield from the Southern Baptist Convention actually said: "I would have preferred it if she wore more clothes and if she had waited and had sex after marriage. But Jesus will forgive her... While she is burning in eternal HELLFIRE for her sins of lust!

I want Justin! He can do me anytime he wants. But Britney? Ewwww!

OK, I guess I'm with Wil. Porn gets my vote.

Just don't ask me to have a good cry with you later, OK? Last time was just a little too weird.

S-

The day that biatch goes into pr0n, the music industry worldwide will rejoice and maybe produce something decent for a change.

Wil,
It'll be FAPtacular !!! =+)

Your bio is farking hilarious AskRack!!

Yeah, unfortunately for the entire western civilization, she'll keep reinventing herself and get into these stupid headlines to keep herself in the press.

She'll eventually get married, have an enormously decadent "royal" wedding with helicopters buzzing overhead with exclusive pictures only to Entertainment Tonight.

She'll slither repeatedly into the limelight just when you thought she's gone. Have children with hideous pretenious names... argh... Be more annoying than ever... Dedicate an entire album with songs written for and inspired by her damned spawns...

I've seen the future, and it's not pretty...

Yea Blackbird, but the p0rn! Think of the p0rn!

Or think if the kittens...whichever.

So it's concretely established that she's not going to wear white when she gets married? Figures.

You know what would suck? If they got back together, and decided to do a duet. Man, my finger couldn't turn a dial fast enough...

Ransom13: Thanks dude. I spent whole minutes creating it!

Richard Ross. He used to be the youth pastor at a church right down the road here. He was apparently a pretty cool guy. I'm now only a few links away from Britney Spears.
My friend's old youth pastor commented on Britney Spears...now the link between her and Bacon...

damn. i was hoping for pics. fake or not. theres been a lack of decent boobies lately...

Do you think Jesus watched Britney screw Justin?

This does not deserve a stupid tag.
Cockshut is my hero.

Is it just me or are Baptist right up there with Scientologist in the weird department.

Why do we let these wierd religious types get so famous?
We need a famous atheist to shut them down

yawn.

Best use of the tag EVER.

Hey Wil, I had her pegged for Playboy by late 2000 and hardcore porn by... well.. now. Guaranteed it to all my closest friends. Now they don't trust me for shi.t. So I'm gonna use your comments to gain some of my Goddamned creditability back, since you're a celeb and all... who knows, maybe one day they'll cash my checks at the liquor store again.

"The groups are full of people who have had sex and then decided to make a commitment to God until they are married. Britney will be welcomed back," he said.

That is one of the stupidest things I've ever read... I wonder if the commitment to God involves thithing or just a one off donation?

As a dumb european I have a question: Is this "wait till your married movement" a really popular thing in the states? Anyone got any idea how many people sign up to it?

I think Britney is just a technical virgin: www.technicalvirgin.com
Its the only way I can imagine her getting a recording contract.

Screw the baptist guy, I want to see her naked. No fakes, no virtual, just her in the pages of Playboy, at the very least. Porn would be better. Just dreaming lustily.

Oh, yeah, and virginity is overrated. IMHO!

I've seen lots of speculation about when a celebrity turns to porno, but I can only think of one notable person who has actually done this- former Playboy centerfold Terri Weigle. Are there any others?

Britney can't stay away from the cock.

Rush still sucks.

I can't wait to watch her spiraling demise into a life of coke and booze with the odd farmyard grumbleflick along the way.

In case some people weren't clear (which seems to be the case from some of the comments), baptist != southern baptist...

Awwwwwwwww ... isn't that swee- no, isn't that sapp- no, it's stupid.

20/20, did Jenny McCarthy do some porno? How about Pam Anderson?