*hangs head in shame*

Well, sure, everyone enjoys any books, movies or newspaper articles about people farking horses and horses farking people.

That's the first rule of entertainment: Horse sex sells.

As the European and Brazilian sites damn well know, Farking

I wonder how they got all that traffic. There *must* have been some other website sending readers there, but I guess we'll never know.

This guy is surprised that the internet doesn't want to read about local seattle issues?

Did you ever notice that a lot of online paper's web sites, you have to be Sherlock Holmes to even figure out what state (and/or what country) they're operating out of? That right there tells you they don't understand the web.

Fivehead sez...

Paging Mister Hands... Paging Mister Hands...

Lies! Everyone knows raccoon sex is more interesting than horse sex....

Horse farks man: no news
Man farks horse: NEWS!

ZAZ... did you say "many" greenlighted articles?

That's it, I quit. Game over.

// ZAZ - "many"
// draven301 - "-0"

Great use of the tag.

This situation does raise potential problems, though. If efforts to boosts viewership for advertising dollars continue to the point that online news becomes targetted towards only what is popupar, real news will become a thing of the past. The press plays a vital, watch dog role. I would hate to see serious papers like this go the way of the National Enquirer.

/yes, I did read the article on horse sex
//could not believe that the dead guy was on the receiving end

This in the Local Seattle Paper yesterday on this very subject....yeah....

They interviewed the Horse....

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=25831

From the Desk of the Enumclaw Horse

I Do Regret What Happened, but He-He-He Begged Me
I, the Enumclaw horse, regret farking Kenneth Pinyan to death on that warm summer night in July. It was not my intention to kill the poor man, but he-he-he kept asking for more and more of me. To the best of my ability, I informed the men who were helping me fark (having sex with a human requires teamwork) that I was deep enough already, but Pinyan told us that he-he-he could handle ithe-he-he wanted all of me in him. And I gave him all of me, and it wasn't like he-he-he screamed or anything. He-he-he just said, "Big Dick"that's the name he-he-he gave me"Big Dick, I think something popped." I pulled out, and he-he-he stood up, and at that moment all of us in the barn knew from the look on his face that the worst had happened. We passed the living limit that stands between a man and a horse like myself, he-he-he was soon to meet the maker of all thingsthe maker of this farm, the maker of grass, the maker of Mount Rainier, which I stare at when I'm not eating grass. The next day, I learned from other animals on the farm that by the time he-he-he was dumped at the hospital, he-he-he was, he-he-he was, he-he-he was dead for sure. Pinyan. I will always remember the happy times we had in the barn.

I love carrots.

On a tangential note, if you haven't seen 40-year-old Virgin yet, check it out.

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman farkin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman farkin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman farking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!

I had a weekend. We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know... and we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show. Everyone's, "You gotta check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman farking a horse. We get there, and, you know, we think it's gonna be awesome... and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It's kind of gross. You think, "A woman farking a horse"... and you get there and it's... a woman farking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what... to be honest, I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her. Kind of felt bad for the horse.

szmike: On a tangential note, if you haven't seen 40-year-old Virgin yet, check it out.

Damn! Beat to the punch!

Actually, BrotherTheodore, the horse DID fark the man. That's how he ended up with the lethal perforated colon.

|Presumably, at least
||Not sure how farking a horse would perforate your colon
|||But the other way around... yeah

5. Vanity plate shows drug formula

I think I remember this one, and the formula was just the chemical formula plain old ethanol (booze), wasn't it? Or at least it was something relatively tame, anyhow. And that headline makes it sounds like the plate showed the recipe for making the "drug" or something like that.

/hooch

szmike


On a tangential note, if you haven't seen 40-year-old Virgin yet, check it out.

Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman farkin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman farkin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman farking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
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i kinda like the " i know your gay" bit

elchip

Yeah, but you had the pic. That's gotta count for something.

liljohnmtu: ||Not sure how farking a horse would perforate your colon


Joe Rogan's site had a link for a while to that godforsaken video. I still can't unsee/unhear it.

The masses have finally belittled another sport of royalty. For shame.

From TFA:

"As for me, this is my 98th column for 2005. None made the peoples' top 20 though I have high hopes for this one because it mentions horse sex."

I think he's gonna be suprised.

brap so completely won teh intarnets today, I might as well go something else.

Thanks for bringin' the funney, amigo.

Can someone PS a Mr. Ed "BUTTSECKS?" photo? Please? Can't do it here...

Now we need a Horsesecks? owl...

Zipster

Did you ever notice that a lot of online paper's web sites, you have to be Sherlock Holmes to even figure out what state (and/or what country) they're operating out of? That right there tells you they don't understand the web.

It's not only papers, but TV news as well. They give you their catchy slogan, like 'The Tri-County Area's News Source' which don't really mean much outside of that area.

I have been complaining about the geography-reference-free media websites for years. But does anybody listen?

Hint: No.

Mr Hands, Too Much?

What are you talking about? Don't all print news articles include a dateline indicating the location?

uricake
No. They don't. That's the problem.

AP, Reuters and the like, sure. Local news, nope. They assume everyone reading it is familiar with them and where they are.

This may be the best article on journalism I have ever read.

Behold the power of the free market.

Behold the power of FARK

Farm Sex?

More proof that either the Times should merge with the PI or vice versa.

We don't need two stupid newspapers in Seattle.

So how long has Akbar been writing for a news papaer?

The COLON PERFORATION HUMOR ON THIS THREAD IS REDICULOUS!

Listen, there was no need for that at all. My daughter actually was reading it and I had to send her to her room. She was actually crying because I wouldn't let her RTFT and RTFA!

I am a good, decent parent, how the heck did she find out about this website, and why did she get so upset when I refused to let her read it?

I pulled her out of the school system two years ago so I can only assume she got it from the other kids at swimming lessons. Is nothing sacred? Is nothing safe?
We are talking about our children here and this filth has become mainstream!

I realize most of you think this junk is very funny, but I can't just sit by and let the lowest common denominator dictate morals to my children anymore.

I hope they take this horrible "entertainment" show off the interweb for good. It's not censorship, it's simply common sense.

jag94

That post was hilarious. Keep it up.

jag94, welcome to Fark.com. we'll all become angels and post nothing but fluffy thoughts from now on.

jag94:

I pulled her out of the school system two years ago so I can only assume she got it from the other kids at swimming lessons. Is nothing sacred? Is nothing safe?

It is good that you are supervising what your child accesses on the internets. Bully for you as a good parent.

The answer to the other two is No and No.

As I look back at the year in news, it's clear I should have focused more on people having sex with horses.


Horsesecks?

moops
jag94, welcome to Fark.com. we'll all become angels and post nothing but fluffy thoughts from now on.

Thank you Moops. The rest of you sick preverts can learn a thing or two from Moops. Otherwise, I won't be too sad that you aren't sharing heaven with me and my daughter