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(Yahoo)   Update those bookmarks -- Cletus Spears has launched his own website   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 216
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2005-12-27 02:56:27 PM  
I made it my homepage!
 
2005-12-27 02:57:18 PM  
His website is farked.
 
2005-12-27 03:02:18 PM  
Website farked...it's an omen.
 
2005-12-27 03:03:22 PM  
aspiring rapper and husband

I'd spit my coke out and laugh, but I don't know which of those two titles is funnier when applied to K. Fed.
 
2005-12-27 03:04:28 PM  
You know so many people are going on that site just to make fun of it but I'm sure he'll attribute all the hits to all of the Federline-heads out there.

*Vintage Cletus (killer mullet)
[image from star-dirt.com too old to be available]
 
2005-12-27 03:05:26 PM  
I predict many nekkid Britney pic's will be posted there once she drops the divorce hammer on him.

/bookmarks it
 
2005-12-27 03:05:57 PM  
Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: "Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover." This is followed by, "I'm coming ... 2006."

I figured he already came.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
 
2005-12-27 03:07:13 PM  
O Lord, why have you forsaken us?
 
2005-12-27 03:08:28 PM  
Can we just sacrifice everyone who cares to the terrorists, and call it even?
 
2005-12-27 03:09:06 PM  
Thera: O Lord, why have you forsaken us?

He did that the day "Trapped In the Closet, Vol 15-47" came out.
 
2005-12-27 03:13:02 PM  
This is just his not-so-subtle way to get around the pre-nup that he signed. One of J-Lo's exes did something similar. Right after the divorce, he sniffed around to see what kind of book deal he could get selling J-Lo's dirty secrets, and she paid him off to the tune of millions just to shut the fark up. Britney will have to pay off Cletus to do the same. I'm sure that was his plan all along.
 
2005-12-27 03:20:07 PM  
desertmouse: This is just his not-so-subtle way to get around the pre-nup that he signed.


I'm pretty sure that I read they didn't sign a pre-nup.


/why the hell do I know this about two people I couldn't care less about?
 
2005-12-27 03:22:54 PM  
A cletus joke! It is to laugh!
 
2005-12-27 03:23:04 PM  
Maybe Vanilla Ice will open up for him, or vice versa.
 
2005-12-27 03:23:11 PM  
Somewhere out there is a META tag for "No-talent Assclown"...
 
2005-12-27 03:23:46 PM  
farked
 
2005-12-27 03:23:59 PM  
They have teh intarnets in Mississippi now?
 
2005-12-27 03:24:03 PM  
Why can't i see cletus' website?
 
2005-12-27 03:24:16 PM  
That burning rubber smell can either be the future smoldering remains of this marriage, or perhaps some other unmentionable atrocity.

Either way, the "care-o-meter" has hit rock-bottom.
 
2005-12-27 03:25:26 PM  
I was going to come in here and urge farkers to fark his website but it looks like the website is already farked...

/disapointed
 
dly
2005-12-27 03:25:56 PM  
today's word is: ENCOURAGE
 
2005-12-27 03:25:57 PM  
I think his web site may have crashed, from all this traffic.
 
2005-12-27 03:26:28 PM  
eclecticdoodeI was going to come in here and urge farkers to fark his website but it looks like the website is already farked...

/disapointed


This is truly a sad day for the interweb.
 
2005-12-27 03:26:28 PM  
That's a pretty cool red X he has on his site.
 
2005-12-27 03:26:29 PM  
I can't wait to read his guestbook once the Fark factor takes hold.

[image from img327.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
2005-12-27 03:27:21 PM  
what the hell... is he serving it on his own Gateway PC his wife bought him ?
 
2005-12-27 03:27:45 PM  
hacked in 3...2...1....
 
2005-12-27 03:28:29 PM  
some poor people make money by going into the profession of their rich spouses. after listening to that, i dont think he'll be one of them.
 
2005-12-27 03:29:28 PM  
Who is Kevin?
 
2005-12-27 03:30:11 PM  
BarkingPumpkin, I believe I have been bestowed my new CounterStrike spray.

/Still wiping away tears of laughter.
//You owe me a new keyboard.
///And a flat-panel display.
///And a monkey.
 
2005-12-27 03:30:34 PM  
FalloutBoy

What's up with the Indian in that ID card? Looks like he heard one of Cletus' albums.
 
2005-12-27 03:32:07 PM  
"I'm pretty sure that I read they didn't sign a pre-nup."

No, he and Britney did sign a pretty solid pre-nup. Jessica Simpson and whatever-the-hell-his-name is did not. You are getting your vapid blondes and soon-to-be-rich exes confused.
 
2005-12-27 03:34:51 PM  
This is why the intarwebs are evil ...

/only half-joking
//got the site to load after about 5 minutes
 
2005-12-27 03:37:17 PM  
i think a requirement for a website should be the ability to write. maybe even read a little too.
 
2005-12-27 03:37:45 PM  
Can I buy Kfed at Kmart?
 
2005-12-27 03:38:11 PM  
HaHa, TF crashed his poor site.
 
2005-12-27 03:38:40 PM  
14:56.... 14:57..... 14:58.....
 
2005-12-27 03:40:29 PM  
junkevil: i think a requirement for a website should be the ability to write. maybe even read a little too.

If that were true, Geocities and Tripod would be out of business.
 
2005-12-27 03:41:08 PM  
Why am I picturing James Dungy's myspace page will have a lot in common with this?
 
2005-12-27 03:41:31 PM  
"i think a requirement for a website should be the ability to write. maybe even read a little too."

They've got people to do that for them. Remember? They're rich.
 
2005-12-27 03:41:34 PM  
WOOHOO!

I love Kevin, he is so awesome. He does the GREATEST impressions. He did this one as a joke to Paul Reiser and...

Waitaminute...Kevin FEDERLINE?! WTF? I thought this was about Kevin Pollack. Well...snotblossoms.

If I need a CD to encourage my bulemia, I know what to look for in 2006.
 
2005-12-27 03:41:47 PM  
Why does everyone hate this guy agian? I think hes kinda cute for a white boy
 
2005-12-27 03:42:28 PM  
falloutboy

So, I take it you're a fan of Fall Out Boy, but you named your fark login after them? Or are you a member of the band? Or did they name it after you? Hmmm...

/sarcasm?
//dance, dance...
///haha
////sugar we're goin down swinging
 
2005-12-27 03:42:41 PM  
Oh sweet Jebus don't ever let this guy go away
 
2005-12-27 03:42:48 PM  
cowsspinach

No, that's Britney. Kevin's the other one.
 
2005-12-27 03:43:34 PM  
He is a very lucky man
 
2005-12-27 03:43:38 PM  
"They've got people to do that for them. Remember? They're rich."

if someones else is doing all the writing then its not properly his website anyways, is it?
 
2005-12-27 03:44:19 PM  
Dammit ozone, you beat me to it.

/props to A. Warhol.
 
2005-12-27 03:46:28 PM  
I just want to know when he's gonna come out with his own cologne.
 
2005-12-27 03:47:07 PM  
You Farkers are just jealous.
 
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