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(BBC)   Osama bin Laden's niece renounces family and poses for hot photos in men's magazine. White House declares her a Weapon of Men's Desire   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 890
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2005-12-23 01:07:25 PM
Meh, I've jihad her.
 
2005-12-23 01:07:27 PM
I'd embed my reporter.
 
2005-12-23 01:07:30 PM
I'd drain her marsh.
 
2005-12-23 01:07:35 PM
id stick my penis in her vagina
 
2005-12-23 01:07:49 PM
I'd ululate her califate till it undulates.
 
2005-12-23 01:07:54 PM
I'd have her tear down the 7 inch statue I've erected in her honor.
 
2005-12-23 01:08:05 PM
JokerFoo: Thread of the Year for 2005!

HA HA guy was better, but this is a pretty close second place.
 
2005-12-23 01:08:07 PM
I'd dutch oven her...

BTW this thread is farking hilarious...
 
2005-12-23 01:08:14 PM
I'd give her the Arabian Sungoggles.
 
2005-12-23 01:08:31 PM
I'd hit it with a 747.

/had to be said
//window seat please
 
2005-12-23 01:08:48 PM
I'd be the Lawrence of her Labia
 
2005-12-23 01:09:16 PM
She can detonate my jizzbomb.
 
2005-12-23 01:09:23 PM
I would hide her in my undisclosed location
 
2005-12-23 01:09:47 PM
I would buy her an FDNY hat and turn on NASCAR so I wouldn't get run out of town for hitting it.
 
2005-12-23 01:09:56 PM
I bet she's a wild cat between the Shiites.

mathmonkey beat me to the Jambi ref.
 
2005-12-23 01:10:06 PM
I'd pull down her statue.

/scrapniog the bottom of the barrel
 
2005-12-23 01:10:08 PM
I'd bunker bust'er ass.
 
2005-12-23 01:10:32 PM
I'd hide my Dick Cheney in her.
 
2005-12-23 01:10:34 PM
Mr. Barnstormer, what you've just said is one of the most already said things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered an original thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2005-12-23 01:10:36 PM
I'd minaret her musk. Mosk.

/nevermind
 
2005-12-23 01:10:54 PM
wahhh... all the good euphemisms have been taken... no, wait...

I'd infiltrate her sleeper cell.
 
2005-12-23 01:10:56 PM
I'd use my satphone in her cave, and would not stop even after my methods and means were leaked.
 
2005-12-23 01:10:58 PM
I'd put my out-bit into her in-bit, then move it about a bit.
 
2005-12-23 01:11:22 PM
I'd Mata her Hari!
 
2005-12-23 01:11:24 PM
I'd ride her magic carpet.
 
2005-12-23 01:11:58 PM
I'd prematurely accomplish my mission.
 
2005-12-23 01:11:58 PM
I'd explode in the middle of her market!

I'd wrap it in a bag and destroy her convoy.

I'd spend all month in the hilton banging her and write back to the states about how little poontang there is here.

I'd push through a multi-billion appropriations bill for condoms.

I'd go in under-armored.

I'd kill 20 farkers in her trench and be awarded the navy cross!
 
2005-12-23 01:12:04 PM
ScottScarsdale

I'd invade her Sunni Triangle.

Winner!
 
2005-12-23 01:12:32 PM
Id drop a bunker buster on her hidden lair.
 
2005-12-23 01:13:17 PM
She might be a Tigris in bed but I still wouldn't even hit her with Eurphrates.
 
2005-12-23 01:13:39 PM
2005-12-23 01:11:58 PM farkingidiot

2005-12-23 01:11:58 PM Runs_With_Scissors_


I think you two have to get married now or something
 
2005-12-23 01:13:41 PM
I would NOT let her bring up 911 every time that I want to forget the jimmy.
 
2005-12-23 01:13:58 PM
Ah bite me, ReverendMediocre. I scanned the thread for similarity, found very little, and speaking of "dumber for having listened...", THAT is the most trite oversaid comment possible. I doubt that making you dumber is possible.
 
2005-12-23 01:14:02 PM
I'd be her Thief of Ragpad.

/eeewwww. Did I just say that?
 
2005-12-23 01:14:34 PM
I'd go Swiftboat on that Hanoi Jane.
 
2005-12-23 01:14:39 PM
I'd accomplish my mission.
 
2005-12-23 01:14:39 PM
Knowing my past performances, I'd most likely invade it without preparatory activities, shout "Mission Accomplished!" and then roll over and go right to sleep.
 
2005-12-23 01:15:20 PM
I'd launch my heat seeking moisture missle and make a meso-her-potamia
 
2005-12-23 01:15:31 PM
I'd de-virginize her 72 times.
 
2005-12-23 01:16:03 PM
I'd eye a pullback, make a strategic withdrawal, and drop some propaganda on her cities.
 
2005-12-23 01:16:48 PM
I'd blitzkrieg her greater London area

/what war are we talking about again?
 
2005-12-23 01:16:57 PM
I'd call for support while pinned down.
 
2005-12-23 01:17:06 PM
TenofSpades I think you two have to get married now or something

Yes, and then my new fark name will be: Farking_Idiot_Who_Runs_With_Scissors
 
2005-12-23 01:17:11 PM
I'd get re-elected despite lying about my reasons for hitting her.
 
2005-12-23 01:17:12 PM
I would shower her flower and be greeted as a liberater.
 
2005-12-23 01:17:17 PM
When my flaming jet fuel was unleashed inside her, her cross-beams would weaken and she would collapse.
 
2005-12-23 01:17:29 PM
I'd carpet bomb her.
I'd gas her Kurds.
I'd bomb her pipeline.

-these comments may be subject to putting a bag over her head first
 
2005-12-23 01:17:33 PM
She could go down on my tower.
 
2005-12-23 01:17:37 PM
I'd fark the Shiite out of her

/Sherkhan's was better
 
2005-12-23 01:17:43 PM
I'd assault her green zone at 60 mph and release thousands of little warriors.
 
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