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(BBC)   Osama bin Laden's niece renounces family and poses for hot photos in men's magazine. White House declares her a Weapon of Men's Desire   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 890
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2005-12-23 10:42:17 AM
Dammit. farked up a perfectly good pun.

That should have read:

I'd Ass-salaam alaikum. Five times a day.
 
2005-12-23 10:50:28 AM
i mecca out with it
 
2005-12-23 10:56:36 AM
I'd impose sanctions on her, search for WMDs, then invade
 
2005-12-23 11:02:02 AM
 
2005-12-23 11:03:45 AM

Hill_Lord, Recipher-

This thread so needs voting!

 
2005-12-23 11:06:48 AM
I'd perform dialysis on her kidneys.
 
2005-12-23 11:13:40 AM
My South Tower could handle her jihad.
 
2005-12-23 11:16:55 AM
I'd dirty bomb it.

/no?
 
2005-12-23 11:18:05 AM
Please raise your hand if you would hit that.

 
2005-12-23 11:20:53 AM
I'd launch my own Shock and Awe campaign on her chin.
 
2005-12-23 11:24:54 AM
I'm "Building 7" just looking at her.
 
2005-12-23 11:25:55 AM
I had Bin Laden with a heavy load...


...it's gone now.
 
2005-12-23 11:30:26 AM
I'd let her laugh at my surgically-reconstructed meat-flap.
 
2005-12-23 11:34:12 AM
I'd erect a Freedom Tower in her.
 
2005-12-23 11:36:22 AM
I would unleash my weapon Of ass destruction on her non-civilian target.
 
2005-12-23 11:48:10 AM

"Her stomach would roast with my man chowder"
 
2005-12-23 11:57:20 AM
I'd withdraw thousands of troups inside of her.
 
2005-12-23 11:59:36 AM
I'd feel up her falafel.
 
2005-12-23 12:04:50 PM
i'd ramadan it fast, all month long
 
2005-12-23 12:10:22 PM
I'd screen her bags and give her the wand.
 
2005-12-23 12:14:45 PM
hubba hubba
 
2005-12-23 12:15:03 PM
I bomb her Bora Bora...
 
2005-12-23 12:15:06 PM
I'd dirty bomb it
 
2005-12-23 12:15:46 PM
"Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him,"

Actually, you're related to that man.
 
2005-12-23 12:15:57 PM
Rough face, but SLAMMIN body... I bet her body hair is like a horse's mane! Mmmm... thick pubes...
 
2005-12-23 12:15:57 PM
opps, guess that wasn't as original as I though
/sorry
 
2005-12-23 12:16:18 PM
I'd jihad that cooch
 
2005-12-23 12:17:54 PM
I'd have sexual intercourse with her.
 
2005-12-23 12:18:16 PM
I have to say this is one of the most entertaining threads on Fark I've ever read.

I'll go back to dying of laughter now.
 
2005-12-23 12:18:51 PM
I'd send it back to the Third World.

/not hot
 
2005-12-23 12:19:05 PM
I'd work under cover with her.
 
2005-12-23 12:19:09 PM
Rough face, but SLAMMIN body... I bet her body hair is like a horse's mane! Mmmm... thick pubes...

Don't most arabic women shave?
 
2005-12-23 12:19:14 PM
I'd smart bomb it with pinpoint accuracy.
 
2005-12-23 12:19:34 PM
She's fugly, man you guys got low standards or gay.
 
2005-12-23 12:19:39 PM
What I want to say...the last time I said it, well...let's just say I shouldn't say what I *want* to say.

So, instead, I'll just say: I'd *mumble mumble*
 
2005-12-23 12:20:07 PM
I'd put my penis in her vagina.
 
2005-12-23 12:20:19 PM
70's bush

/5 o'clock shadow by noon.
 
2005-12-23 12:20:32 PM
I'd MOAB it.
 
2005-12-23 12:20:49 PM
I'd target bomb her cave.
 
2005-12-23 12:20:57 PM
that one is also sexual...
 
2005-12-23 12:21:05 PM
I have a "thing" for middle eastern women, but she doesn't do it for me.
 
2005-12-23 12:21:10 PM
I'd take down an unrelated and irrelevant sovereign nation to distract everyone from the fact that I'm hitting it.
 
2005-12-23 12:21:19 PM
I wouldn't mind if those were the bombs terrorists were strapping to their chest.
 
2005-12-23 12:21:25 PM
I'd raise an insurgency in her lower villages.
 
2005-12-23 12:21:56 PM
It would be kind of funny in the future to say to your Grandkids "Yeah, I banged that guy's niece by the way".
 
2005-12-23 12:22:00 PM
farkers!

I will lap her circumcised vagina and penetrate her with my christian penis.
 
2005-12-23 12:22:24 PM
Have any pictures of her after her father saw those?

You know, with her throat cut?
 
2005-12-23 12:23:27 PM
If I was interested with sleeping with the enemy, I would start with Ann Coulter.


/Put the burka back on, biatch.
 
2005-12-23 12:23:28 PM
kitabel

You're into some farked up shiat, man.
 
2005-12-23 12:23:33 PM
Rye_: "Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him,"

Actually, you're related to that man.



You know what the fark she meant, and come on - you can't pick your family. I'm sure you have a redneck cousin somewhere.
 
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