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(BBC)   Osama bin Laden's niece renounces family and poses for hot photos in men's magazine. White House declares her a Weapon of Men's Desire   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 890
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2005-12-23 07:34:40 PM  
I'd get her off with my Kalishnikov
 
2005-12-23 07:35:18 PM  
I am suprised no one mentions any conspiracy theories about denouncing her uncle.

Dayamn, shes fine.
 
2005-12-23 07:35:57 PM  
I wouldn't stop until I tossed in her mosque
 
2005-12-23 07:36:48 PM  
I'd hammer her camel toe
 
2005-12-23 07:37:20 PM  
vid ( 2005-12-23 04:08:59 PM )

*Photo of Clinton*
"I should have hit it when I had the chance."


You magnificent bastage - I almost forgot:

 
2005-12-23 07:38:46 PM  
I'd water her desert
 
2005-12-23 07:48:29 PM  
I'd spooge-ah in her Falujah.
 
2005-12-23 07:55:00 PM  
I'd hit it with my OPECer!

chtorran - hilarious!
 
2005-12-23 08:05:51 PM  
I've been upgraded to teh TotalFark! Thanks sponsor!

/when will my infopackage on making fun of liters arrive?
 
2005-12-23 08:09:38 PM  
Wow. Just... wow... 800+ commnts of how you would hit it, with most of them having me rolling in the aisles...

great thread all.
 
2005-12-23 08:17:57 PM  
Dariodevil
Thanks. Its the least I could do to contribute to such a great thread.

chtorran
Beautiful! Thanks for adding the shumagh.
 
2005-12-23 08:24:11 PM  
show me


I would hit it twice, 15 minutes apart.

Winner.
 
2005-12-23 08:26:38 PM  
chtorran ---
Funniest Owl EVER!

Thanks!
 
2005-12-23 08:59:07 PM  
I would fark her.
 
2005-12-23 09:01:34 PM  
Dariodevil

I just want to reiterate that Chipper2 won this one, right out of the gate. We all know that.

Oh, I don't know, 2005-12-23 05:59:37 PM lobotomy survivor is right up there! :)
 
2005-12-23 09:07:36 PM  

I'd pay the wops, the mick, and the black jew to hit it while I watch.
 
2005-12-23 09:19:39 PM  
I'd entertain her for 1001 nights...
 
2005-12-23 09:26:50 PM  
I'd hit it with Diplomatic Immunity.
 
2005-12-23 09:30:13 PM  
I'm confused. Is she a terrorist?
 
2005-12-23 09:37:28 PM  
I'd deploy plenty of troops.
 
2005-12-23 09:37:49 PM  
I'd ride her Dune with my Sandworm.

/so very, very fitshaced
//Eggnog... weeeeee
///I can't feel my lips
////who turned out the lights?
/////ig agur u'n rtoubf vkubs
 
2005-12-23 09:49:20 PM  
I followed this thread for a while, went to a bar for 6 hours, came back and reviewed the plethora of great posts, and despite Chipper2 winning the thread on the Boobies, here are my two favorites from the multitudes (not that anyone gives a shiite)

gripdamage

I'd go in without an exit strategy and refuse pleas for a hasty withdrawal.

analoguerock

I'd hit that in Djibouti.

/I like thinking and non-thinking posts equally
//don't recall a thread this good in a long while
 
2005-12-23 09:49:57 PM  
Yeah, I typed Boobies
 
2005-12-23 10:01:02 PM  
I'd play doctor with her and remove her enflamed appendix before it ruptured and caused sepsis.

Then, after her sutures healed, we would have sex.
 
2005-12-23 10:04:43 PM  
I'd stick my dner in her falafel

apologies if this was already used...
 
2005-12-23 10:06:11 PM  
hmmm why can't you use an umlout o?
 
2005-12-23 10:08:55 PM  
I'd whammel her camel.
 
2005-12-23 10:15:35 PM  
mcflizzy I'd filibuster before a joint session.

Cheech approves of joint sessions.

 
2005-12-23 10:18:29 PM  
I'd put the jizzbomb in her Islam!
 
2005-12-23 10:22:26 PM  
I'd give her my rod in Riyadh
 
2005-12-23 10:23:42 PM  
Hmmm... she reminds me a little bit of Claudia Black. Frelling hot!
 
2005-12-23 10:38:13 PM  
I would stealth my largest submarine into her gulf and launch a million cruise missles onto her strategic targets.
 
2005-12-23 10:42:11 PM  
Finally I have found a place to bury my Weapon of Ass Destruction!
 
2005-12-23 10:50:03 PM  
I'd slide my Marines into her caves, and keep them coming until she surrendered!
 
2005-12-23 10:52:01 PM  
I'd blindfold it, then invade her Gaza strip
 
2005-12-23 10:57:01 PM  
I'd spank her and fill her like a supertanker
 
2005-12-23 11:00:11 PM  
I'd be her man in Afghanistan

/gotta find a different hobby
 
2005-12-23 11:26:08 PM  
Okay, so this is really late in coming, but -

I'd feed her a thick kosher bologna until she salaamed me!
 
2005-12-23 11:29:07 PM  
late riff on a much earlier posting...

 
2005-12-23 11:36:44 PM  
I would hit it with or without UN approval

/Gonna go it alone
//Wouldn't mind international assistance . . .
 
2005-12-23 11:41:57 PM  


I'd hit it with a curved stick.
 
2005-12-23 11:49:06 PM  
1. All the "hit it" comments were lame last year. Now it's damned annoying. I leave for half a year and come back to find that the majority of Farkers are still struggling to climb out of their cesspools of testosterone and poor taste in women.

2. She's basically using her Uncle's infamy to make herself into a half-Persian version of Paris Hilton. I'm not buying it. She's his niece, but she's one of 400 cousins, not to mention her father is Osama's HALF brother, and her mother is half SWISS. She's playing attention whore to glorious effect, because we live in a country where Nancy Grace can maintain her fame by repeatedly talking about missing white women in Aruba, and Bill O'Reilly can turn someone innocently wishing another person "happy holidays" into a Christian Jihad against evil secularists and "Enemies of Christmas (tm)"

Seriously. She ain't that hot. She doesn't deserve one ounce of fame, and you guys who plan on buying GQ to ogle her are the suckers that were born every minute that Barnum referred to all those years ago.

BTW- Nice to see you all again. You still bother the crap out of me.
 
2005-12-23 11:49:19 PM  
I'm make my little Marine do pushups inside of her until he puked.
 
2005-12-23 11:55:09 PM  

Thanks to political connections, I would do a heck of a job hitting it, 4 days too late.
I would then resign and accept a consulting job hitting it at full sallary.
 
2005-12-23 11:59:35 PM  
I'd rock her ass-bah! Rock her ass-bah!



/apologies if it's already been used
 
2005-12-24 12:22:01 AM  
show me


I would hit it twice, 15 minutes apart.

Winner.
Winner.
Winner.
Winner.
Winner.
 
2005-12-24 12:30:57 AM  

ZeroCorpse-

Lighten up, Francis.

I'd hit it like an Israeli AH-64 hitting a Hannas safe house.

 
2005-12-24 12:34:38 AM  
I'd hit it harder than the contraband I'm smoking.
 
2005-12-24 12:35:32 AM  
I'd shave it with a lawn mower.
 
2005-12-24 12:35:42 AM  
ZeroCorpse

Would you hit it after you've taken your prozac?
 
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