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(BBC)   Osama bin Laden's niece renounces family and poses for hot photos in men's magazine. White House declares her a Weapon of Men's Desire   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 890
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2005-12-23 04:50:24 PM
Abu, Ghraib her ass.. I'ma put it in her mouth!
 
2005-12-23 04:51:38 PM
Kippson thats assuming too much... my guess is she is a lil biatch, thats right shes a lil biatch and I bet she'll like to suck it :-)
 
2005-12-23 04:51:38 PM
I'd kidnap her and take her to a foreign country where hitting it is legal
 
2005-12-23 04:52:20 PM


I'd hit it then send her ass back into the studio...
 
2005-12-23 04:53:44 PM


/needed to be said
 
2005-12-23 04:56:04 PM
Chuck Norris would hit it...

 
2005-12-23 04:56:57 PM
I'd no-bid it.
 
2005-12-23 05:01:15 PM
A beautiful face
Pillows scattered recklessly
I'm hitting it hard
 
2005-12-23 05:02:02 PM
I'D BE HAPPY TO MAKE MYSELF AVAILABLE IF YOU WRITE ME AT mike_mike332 yahoo.com AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE AND SOLVE THOSE PROBLEMS THAT HAVE BEEN HOLDING YOU BACK, OR IF YOU ARE SHY AND CERTAIN YOUVE PROVIDED AN APPROPRIATE ENOUGH AMOUNT OF PAYMENT FOR THE AREA OF HELP YOU SEEK, ART, MATH, ADVICE COUNSELLING, ETC.
 
2005-12-23 05:03:11 PM
I've got some terrorists I'd like her to harbor!
 
2005-12-23 05:09:10 PM
I'd go to Saudi Arabia
Just to study her labia
 
2005-12-23 05:10:21 PM
I'd introduce some pork into her diet!
 
2005-12-23 05:12:17 PM


She makes me go Bamiyan
 
2005-12-23 05:12:27 PM
ive got a jet to slam into her
/over and over again
 
2005-12-23 05:13:10 PM
I'd pluck my tongue in her starfish and write my initials on tomorrow's turd
 
2005-12-23 05:13:17 PM
I'd deploy my biological agent deep inside her territory.
 
2005-12-23 05:15:07 PM

There are many in this thread who claim they would"hit it".

But just what does that mean?

My sources seem to suggest that "hitting it" is "net slang" for sexual intercouse.

The story at 11..
 
2005-12-23 05:19:40 PM
Queue the "It's a trap" picture in 3...2...1...

/dont have the pic
//too lazy to find it
 
2005-12-23 05:46:09 PM
Fox 3!!
 
2005-12-23 05:46:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Arabic Buttseck Owl. Literally translated "Intercourse in the buttocks"

 
2005-12-23 05:50:37 PM
Eigentlich, wurde ich es nicht schalegen.
 
2005-12-23 05:56:04 PM
grimace78, you're a tool for not hitting it.
 
2005-12-23 05:57:49 PM
If only Osama could read this thread today..
 
2005-12-23 05:59:37 PM


Several contributors to the thread have expressed the desire to have sexual intercourse with Mr. Bin Laden's niece by penetrating her vagina with their penis.
 
2005-12-23 06:00:00 PM
I'd verb her adjective noun.
 
2005-12-23 06:07:11 PM
I think this dude already 'hit it' from the look she's giving him.
 
2005-12-23 06:12:08 PM
I would take a cocktail of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra...

... and then I'd hit it until the drugs run out.

/then I'd do it again
//and again
///and again
////and again
/////and again, until she begs for mercy
//////Slash Happens!!
 
2005-12-23 06:21:35 PM
sgtbarthel

You're a prince among men, Sarge.
 
2005-12-23 06:23:30 PM
victell

ha! i just saw that episode today.
thanks netflix!
 
2005-12-23 06:24:16 PM
kidnova wins
 
2005-12-23 06:26:14 PM
I'd Bora into her Tora...
 
2005-12-23 06:28:32 PM
I'd be with her, then against her.
 
2005-12-23 06:31:55 PM
I just want to reiterate that Chipper2 won this one, right out of the gate. We all know that.

Also, I'd slam that ass like Tiger Jeet Singh.

(bin Laden's niece, not Chip)
 
2005-12-23 06:35:28 PM
i'd spew my wad-in on this bin laden
 
2005-12-23 06:40:10 PM

pffffftt..

she's obviously just using her name to grab attention, she's nothing but another paris hilton.

get out of my way, pop culture.


she's pissing off Bin Laden in a major way. I'm not fussing for even a second
 
2005-12-23 06:48:16 PM
This thread kicks ass. I am howling.
 
2005-12-23 06:49:26 PM
Pff, America and the Bin Laden family have been in bed together a loong time.

How many thousand days has it been since bush said he'd 'smoke em out'?
 
2005-12-23 06:51:29 PM
 
2005-12-23 06:55:27 PM
The thread of the year!

/me would hit it
//love those lips! :D
 
2005-12-23 07:00:35 PM
I'd declare jihad on her twin towers.
 
2005-12-23 07:00:38 PM
I'D STINK UP HER BATHROOM!?!?!!!?!&*!!!%^%^$#&@*@*)()*@&*(%^^%#&^%#&#*&(^#(*^#*(&)^#&*)#^&#
 
2005-12-23 07:04:25 PM
Wouldn't. But the guy next door IS. He started out like he was on fire, banging up against the walls til the house shook, lost some steam there about a few hours in, I think she rode him a bit, not sure, she was screaming "For god's sake FINISH ALREADY!"

But he wouldn't, coz he's kind of a dick (everyone on the entire block thinks so.) We expect him to keep hitting for about 15 more hours. stopping every once in a while to shout assine things like "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" or lies like "I'm coming!"

She'll stumble out, looking like a mess, mascara running, hair all a shamble, dazed and confused. Possibly he will have stolen money from her purse (he's done it before), and OF COURSE all the gas in her car will be gone.

Then he'll probably sell the tapes on the internet.

Jesus, the guy is such a dick.
 
2005-12-23 07:12:31 PM
chtorran, That is a thing of beauty! ( 2005-12-23 06:51:29 PM )

Well done!
 
2005-12-23 07:12:35 PM
This thread has officially gone to 11 thanks to chtorran.

/hates O RLY, loves the snowy owl.
 
2005-12-23 07:21:08 PM
I'd liberate her love-cave. She mecca me hard.
 
2005-12-23 07:26:14 PM
FarkingReading: I'd hit it until she screamed "OH GOD" so many times that Bevets showed up.

We have a winner!
 
2005-12-23 07:29:03 PM
I'd invade her bush over and over
 
2005-12-23 07:29:12 PM
I'd spurt on her yurt.
 
2005-12-23 07:31:02 PM
For some reason, she reminds me of the arabian paris hilton. Saw her spread in the GQ Magazine I can say, Im not impressed and no im not jealous...You would figure a gal like that would know not to get in the headlines just because her uncle is a well known terrorist
 
2005-12-23 07:34:18 PM
I'd occupy her, regardless of resistance.
 
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