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(BBC)   Osama bin Laden's niece renounces family and poses for hot photos in men's magazine. White House declares her a Weapon of Men's Desire   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 890
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Deadend
2005-12-23 03:38:21 PM
Hey get this, you know the musician thing:

In another article, she describes her voice as like chrissy hynes (the pretenders)

taste! ok, now I'm officially in love with this woman
 
Svengali4Life
2005-12-23 03:38:27 PM
FarkingReading. You funny.
 
Therion [TotalFark]
2005-12-23 03:38:49 PM
I'd trade her food for oil.
 
MatterEaterLad
2005-12-23 03:40:46 PM
I'd penetrate the no-fly zone around Karachi.
 
icy_one
2005-12-23 03:41:17 PM
I'd pork her honey-glazed ham until she was bacon for more.
 
ermacdotorg
2005-12-23 03:41:27 PM
this thread brought a tear to my eye
 
kidnova
2005-12-23 03:42:53 PM


"Not only would I hit that in Afghanistan... I would hit that in Iran and Iraq and Saubi Arabia and Lebanon and Egypt. I would hit that in Jordan and Qatar and Palestine. And I would hit that Syria and Bahrain and Kuwait and Lybia and then go to Washington, D.C., to hit that in the White House! Yeeeeeeah!"
 
RockIsDead
2005-12-23 03:43:44 PM
I'd lurka in her burka.
 
Can_U_Digg_It
2005-12-23 03:44:47 PM
I'd would definently tap that with the Ron Mexico shirt off.....CAN YOU DIG IT!???????
 
bdbthinker
2005-12-23 03:45:19 PM
I would hit it over there so we dont have to hit it over here.
 
Tentacle
2005-12-23 03:45:49 PM
I'm still waiting for a sexy photoshoot of the Bush twins
 
mcflizzy
2005-12-23 03:46:10 PM
I'd filibuster before a joint session.
 
Mrs. Roethlisberger
2005-12-23 03:46:21 PM
ROFLMFAO
 
chtorran [TotalFark]
2005-12-23 03:48:07 PM
I'd set her well on fire.
 
vid
2005-12-23 03:49:17 PM
Could we manage a separate thread for discussion of the serious sides of this article? Here's a woman who's rejected not only the worst of her family - Uncle Osama - but the great bulk of here family as well back in Saudi Arabia, and thrown in with America. She seems to believe that submitting her beauty to the approval of a bunch of slobbering cretins is important to that choice.

If we can't discuss hitting it, then the terrorists have won.

/Would like to hit it, but would probably crash in Philadelphia before getting there.
 
ClamHammer
2005-12-23 03:50:21 PM
I cap her flaming oil well
 
Can_U_Digg_It
2005-12-23 03:52:04 PM
I'd still throw my Chaney in the George W......
 
PedroWonStopVoting
2005-12-23 03:52:59 PM
I would dump millions of barrels of oil into her gulf.
 
FarkingReading
2005-12-23 03:53:44 PM
I'd hit it so hard President Bush would visit the scene to say, "You can hit her, the rest of the world can hit her and the people who like to listen to mass hitting-of-it will hear all of us soon."
 
Boorring
2005-12-23 03:53:56 PM
Old_Chief_Scott

I'm taking Booorring's turn then...

Oh no you don't! I posted three times I think. Back of the line wit ya
 
RockIsDead
2005-12-23 03:53:56 PM
I'd fap her flap.
 
FarkingReading
2005-12-23 03:55:12 PM
I'd cast Level 8 Cock of the Infinite and spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness while hitting it.

/I also put on my robe and my wizard hat.
 
DisneyOnIce
2005-12-23 03:56:35 PM
I'll take a no-bid contract to drill her.
 
mishmashmusic
2005-12-23 03:57:11 PM
I'd lay an oil pipe in her Suez Canal.

/what?
 
HippieKiller666
2005-12-23 03:57:34 PM
I'd snort a line of anthrax off of her reverse burqa tan.
 
JLDeez nutz
2005-12-23 03:58:27 PM
Meh...Thick eyebrows mean heavy periods.
 
spundit
2005-12-23 03:58:52 PM
kid nova is a scream.

/i also think we have a winner.
 
Gotterdammerung
2005-12-23 03:59:46 PM
First, Iraq it like a hurricane! Then I evacuate my superdome.
 
hurdygurdy27
2005-12-23 03:59:50 PM
Id do like the Clash and drop a bomb between her Miniarets
 
WayneKerr
2005-12-23 04:00:02 PM
I'd blame all of her farts on the dog.
 
vid
2005-12-23 04:00:22 PM
I'd stir up her hornet's nest, and enact regime change.

Hail to the king, bee-otch!
 
GodsInsideJoke
2005-12-23 04:00:36 PM
I'd kill her over a can of Natty Light.
 
WayneKerr
2005-12-23 04:01:01 PM
I would graciously eat the corn from her poo.
 
HippieKiller666
2005-12-23 04:01:09 PM
I'd blame all my farts on her.
 
DhaliClone
2005-12-23 04:01:19 PM
I'd blow my load inside of her.

Wait, did I do that right?
 
Barnstormer
2005-12-23 04:01:37 PM
I'd hit it, tape her moaning, set it to world beat, remix it, and distribute it on the internets as a Sting dance mix.
 
BubbleWrap
2005-12-23 04:02:19 PM
I would Farouq her in the Shiite-r.

/Got nothing/
 
j__z
2005-12-23 04:03:00 PM
I'd crusade to her holy land.
 
WayneKerr
2005-12-23 04:03:40 PM
I'd let her play my rusty trombone.
 
FarkingReading
2005-12-23 04:03:52 PM
I would know her in a Biblical sense until she begat something.

/WayneKerr made me throw up in my mouth a little
 
mindbomb33
2005-12-23 04:03:52 PM
Spin_Doc: I'd like to hide from the Western infidels in her cave.

Four out of four stars.
 
Jova
2005-12-23 04:04:28 PM
I'll-Jazeera all over her
 
The Saint of Killers
2005-12-23 04:04:52 PM


"I reckon I'd hit her, but I'd be thinking of Uncle Osama."
 
Barnstormer
2005-12-23 04:05:15 PM
** bonus points for Jova **
 
vid
2005-12-23 04:05:35 PM
I'd hit it and pull out early. My son would come back twelve years later to finish the job.

/what? WHAT??? oh, don't be like that.
 
spundit
2005-12-23 04:05:38 PM

This Christmas, many people will be enjoying their yule logs and thinking of Osama bin Laden's niece.
 
WayneKerr
2005-12-23 04:05:50 PM
I'd finger her like a trumpet while taking a bath in her bodily fluids.
 
mozetti
2005-12-23 04:07:58 PM
I'd enter her birthplace and get so deep in the hole it would take the U.S. Army to get me out!
 
mcflizzy
2005-12-23 04:08:13 PM
I'd flood her fertile crescent.
 
troymccluresf
2005-12-23 04:08:14 PM
I'd put somethin' twixt her nethers that weren't run on batteries.
 
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