Oh. My. God. You all just made my afternoon, I'm dying with laughter here.

/Just thought I'd share.

ledbepplin: i'd fark her, and still hate the french.

You've redeemed yourself.

I'd hover around the domes of her mosque before going right back to her green zone.

I'd land my ramjet on her flight deck in front of hundreds of uniformed servicemen and declare 'Mission Accomplished!'

I couldn't get cockpit to fit.

I'd suspend her in the air and play in her hanging gardens.

I would invite her to my Ba'ath Party.

sigdiamond2000

It appears so.

Oh, that reminds me:

I'd create an Urban Dictionary entry in her honor. It would be called the Coalition of Peace, and it's when you have sex with someone rectify the atrocities of a terrorist act.

I'd get sand into her oasis.

I'd invite her to my Baath party.

I would burry my face in that rug and pray.

My Dick Cheney would hide behind her Bush until my troops were deployed inside. Then I'd pullout my Dick Cheney and let it go back to being his hidden, shriveled self that no ones ever sees.

Ahhh son of *****! If only I had typed my password right the first time!

I'd solar power her caboose.

I'd stone her.

They make American flag condoms, don't they?

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah.

I'd kick her in the box and shove her.

I'd grow a moustache and fire my AK-47 into the air!

I'd impress upon her the need for democratically elected governments, free markets, and peaceful coexistence between Palestinians and Israelis.

Then I'd fark her.

I'd wipe my fatwah off on the curtains afterward.

I'd take my rod to her salmon canyon.

I'm not sure if I'd hit it, I'm still mullah-ing it over.

/sorry

Charlie Pride would Hit it.

I'd be her human shield.

I'd invite her to my bathe party

I work for Osama Bin Laden.

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you would hit it.

But trust me.... You wouldn't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound sexually active, when in reality you're just a fapper.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.

I wouldn't put it intifada, but I might put it intimudda.

I'd vote in her election with my purple digit.

I'd get Allah up inside her.

I bet she's a member of MILF. (Moro Islamic Liberation Front)

/No I didn't believe it either, but look it up!
//change the last "o" on Moro to "an" and you're closer to their real name

i'd attach electrodes to her genitalia until the truth came gushing out
then i'd water board it for truth, justice and the amurrcan way

I would wear a condom, so you would never find my WMDs!

I'd give her a Dirty Bomb Sanchez.

Ok troops, lets move in!!!

Now move out!!!

Move in!!!

Out!!!

In!!!
Out!!!
InOutInOutInOutInOutInOutInOutInOut!!!

Oh shiat... INCOMING!!1

I'd laden her bin.

I'd check her for a middle yeast infection first.

/I know, I'm late to the party

This thread is...



minus "The Game"

mathmonkey: Can she take 5 pillars at the same time?

Winner

This girl is not pretty at all.

I'd Rock the Casbah.

I'd slam my hybrid in her no parking zone.

I'd accidentally Mortar her Mosque.

I'd cream on her couscous.

I'd bury a million dollars behind her dirt wall.


/is a girl and would not really do any of these things
//still wants to contribute to teh funnay.
///best thread evar!

I'd take her to Bedouin on a nice Sunni day, where I'd Islam her Shia hole till she Persan. Then she'd Mecca me a sandwich, or I'd be forced to Sheik her up a bit.

\got nothin

Good entries everyone. I gotta hand it to buttsecks, we're all freaks, but he's easily the most prolific freak on fark. He's a well that never runs out. Hey speaking of...

I'd drink from her watering hole.

/you heard me

I'd cluster bomb her face.