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(BBC)   Osama bin Laden's niece renounces family and poses for hot photos in men's magazine. White House declares her a Weapon of Men's Desire   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 890
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2005-12-23 01:18:08 PM
Or maybe I shoulda said...

She could take my tower down.
 
2005-12-23 01:18:11 PM
I'd allow her to vote in my erection.
 
2005-12-23 01:18:19 PM
I'd stick my Sinai Peninsula in her Red Sea.



/ewwwwwww
 
2005-12-23 01:18:24 PM

Do not misunderestimate me...I would hit that like it wasn't even Mexican.
 
2005-12-23 01:18:35 PM
i've read through the whole
thread up to this point and
a lot of the i'd hit are
predictable but...

Outtaphase
i have to hand it
to you for thinking outside
(or is that inside) the box
 
2005-12-23 01:18:38 PM
I'd hit her non-story with my criminalization of politics.
 
2005-12-23 01:18:45 PM
did someone say kumikaze?

/one way ticket please
 
2005-12-23 01:18:51 PM
I'd grill that Afghan Kabob.

Lamb or Chicken?
 
2005-12-23 01:19:16 PM
I would insert pro-American propaganda in her iraqi newspaper.
 
2005-12-23 01:19:44 PM
I'd Mecca woman out of her
 
2005-12-23 01:20:02 PM
Che can storm my cock(pit) anytime.
 
2005-12-23 01:20:07 PM
I'd discharge my 160,000 troops and have them generously deployed along her Asir.
 
2005-12-23 01:20:10 PM
Great googly-moogly!

Bow before her infidels!
 
2005-12-23 01:20:40 PM
I put my balogna in that Baylonian.
 
2005-12-23 01:20:57 PM
I'd shoot her in the back without probable cause.
 
2005-12-23 01:21:26 PM
whosukesnow

I'd give her the Arabian Sungoggles.

Is that anything like a Dutch blindfold?
 
2005-12-23 01:21:26 PM
I'd fly my plane into the backside of her building
 
2005-12-23 01:21:39 PM
I'd search her ass without a warrant.
 
2005-12-23 01:21:54 PM
I'd trim her Afghan.
 
2005-12-23 01:22:13 PM
I'd use a euphanism to alude to coitus about her.
 
2005-12-23 01:22:23 PM
Best euphemisms ever.
Props to Gripdamage for I'd go in without an exit strategy and refuse pleas for a hasty withdrawal.

/would hit it
 
2005-12-23 01:22:50 PM
I'd authorize my missle strike at her secret location after she'd already gone... wait...
 
2005-12-23 01:22:50 PM
>>>>>> extraugly [TotalFark]
I'd allow her to vote in my erection. <<<<<

BWAHAHAHA!!

I'd stuff her ballot.
 
2005-12-23 01:22:53 PM
I'd shock her and make her say "ahhhh".
 
2005-12-23 01:23:21 PM
I'd make an all-out frontal assault, using dozens of gunmen with frequent spraying of ammunition.
 
2005-12-23 01:23:37 PM
I'd hide in her mountains.
 
2005-12-23 01:23:56 PM
I'd dip my finger in her inkpot to put my vote in her and never wash it again.
 
2005-12-23 01:24:12 PM
I'd spray Jizan her Jouf.
 
2005-12-23 01:24:18 PM
I'd spray her with my white phosphours.
 
2005-12-23 01:24:24 PM
I'd dip it in her coos coos.
 
2005-12-23 01:24:25 PM
I'd have sexual intercourse with her!
 
2005-12-23 01:24:48 PM
I'd investigate her and then issue a final report.
 
2005-12-23 01:24:54 PM
Despite success after the initial penetration, I'd have trouble locating the hot-spots of her insurgency
 
2005-12-23 01:25:24 PM
I'd share her with my pal, E. Stein.
/Yas, Sir!
 
2005-12-23 01:25:29 PM
I'd cover her face with my jizz veil.
 
2005-12-23 01:26:06 PM
I would dig a mass grave in her face and bury thousands.
 
2005-12-23 01:26:39 PM
low_dazzle

i mecca out with it



thread.winnar IMHO
 
2005-12-23 01:26:55 PM
I would hu hu grr her stampa stampa.
 
2005-12-23 01:26:56 PM
I'd storm her base with rocket-propelled grenades.
 
2005-12-23 01:27:26 PM
this thread...fastest to 1000 posts?
 
2005-12-23 01:27:35 PM
I'd lick the sand out of her camel toes.
 
2005-12-23 01:27:57 PM
I'd drink from her oasis!
 
2005-12-23 01:28:03 PM
I'd ambush her secret dark cave.
 
2005-12-23 01:28:06 PM
Didn't anyone catch:

"Her father and Osama Bin Laden are among more than 50 children fathered by Mohammed Bin Laden.."

I bet Christmas was a mess around there.
 
2005-12-23 01:28:29 PM
The Shareef don't like it, what I'd do to her.
 
2005-12-23 01:28:47 PM
I'd fold an paper airplane and throw it at her.
Oh Allah! Oh Allah! I've been such a bad girl!

/got nuthin
 
2005-12-23 01:28:57 PM
I'd liberate her labia!

She could go down on my black hawk.

I'd bang her until she screamed "Oh....Jesus"!


//What? Shenaniganzzzzzz....
 
2005-12-23 01:29:17 PM
I'd explode my bomb in her shiite hole
 
2005-12-23 01:29:55 PM
I'd gather protesters across the country Friday to denounce parliamentary elections that demonstrators called rigged in favor of the main religious Shiite coalition.
 
2005-12-23 01:30:00 PM
 
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