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(BBC)   Osama bin Laden's niece renounces family and poses for hot photos in men's magazine. White House declares her a Weapon of Men's Desire   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 890
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2005-12-23 12:55:43 PM
I'd Mecca her love me, then Bam, I'm all over her 'raq.

/You Kuwait for the next one, can you?
 
2005-12-23 12:55:45 PM
I'd have a sexual intifada with her until she pleads with me to pull out of her Gaza Strip.
 
2005-12-23 12:55:55 PM
I'd disrupt her Command & Control network
 
2005-12-23 12:56:13 PM
kuhns_m: but while you were on top of her, you'd probably think, shiat Osama Bin Laden, and that would ruin it.

Are you serious? I figure, while I was on top of her, if the thought of Osama Bin Laden popped into my head it would be more like this:

"Holy shiat! I'm farking Osama Bin Laden's niece! Wait'll I tell the guys about THIS!!!"

Then I'd give her an angry pirate.
 
2005-12-23 12:57:20 PM
if I don't fark her, then the terrorists win.
 
2005-12-23 12:57:24 PM
I'd bomb her mud hut and claim it was an accident.

...

I'd violate her No-Fly-Zone
 
2005-12-23 12:57:29 PM
All her sex belong to me.
 
2005-12-23 12:57:38 PM
I'd introduce her to the sheik
 
2005-12-23 12:58:09 PM
Camel lips: Check
Camel humps: Check
Camel toe: hmm?
 
2005-12-23 12:58:25 PM
I would unleash my shocker and then awwwwwwwww all over her.
 
2005-12-23 12:58:40 PM
I'd put my hot cocoa sampler in her box
 
2005-12-23 12:58:42 PM
I'd tap that ass and then sell it to Halliburton.
 
2005-12-23 12:58:43 PM

/curiosity satisfied
 
2005-12-23 12:58:53 PM
Bummer for her, what a farked up claim to fame for such a fine piece of work.
 
2005-12-23 12:59:25 PM
I would make her squeeze me macaroni, then slap her face with my baloney. Sour cream from my spleen into her Levi jeans.
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans. Ramabanana, bananarama, freakin' Barry Manilow at the Copacabana. Yeah.
 
2005-12-23 12:59:31 PM
Clearly a load of shiat, because the Whitehouse still can't find any Weapon's of Men's Desires inside her, and nobody has any idea as to why they would think they are there.

/unless of course they refine the grease off her pubic hair to fuel suvs.
 
2005-12-23 12:59:51 PM
I'd launch an investigation to look into whether or not it IS Osama Bin Laden.
 
2005-12-23 01:00:13 PM
 
2005-12-23 01:00:50 PM
nagchampa My eyes! You've cancelled my launch code!
 
2005-12-23 01:00:50 PM
I would weapon her ass destruction with my 20 mm cannon thing.

/got nothing
 
2005-12-23 01:00:55 PM
nagchampa,

Thanks a lot...now I need a veil.
 
2005-12-23 01:01:08 PM
Just for shiats and giggles, I'd like to hit it while staying at the Paris Hilton.
 
2005-12-23 01:01:11 PM
I'd release a videotape of it...
 
2005-12-23 01:01:13 PM
Bah, I've run out..
 
2005-12-23 01:01:44 PM
I'd let her hijack my cockpit.
 
2005-12-23 01:01:59 PM
I'd change her regime with a Coalition of my Willingness.
 
2005-12-23 01:02:02 PM
nagchampa

Didn't see that. Now wish that I hadn't.
 
2005-12-23 01:02:15 PM
CommonSenseSurrenders: I'd release a videotape of it...

You...quick...cancel your TF membership so I can sponsor you.

/don't do that
//you've had several good ones in this thread
 
2005-12-23 01:02:21 PM
 
2005-12-23 01:02:27 PM
I'd give her some "flight instruction"
 
2005-12-23 01:02:29 PM
I would not set an artificial timetable for withdrawl.
 
2005-12-23 01:03:09 PM
 
2005-12-23 01:03:26 PM
uatuba: You...quick...cancel your TF membership so I can sponsor you.


hah - thanks for the thought.

I'm kinda stretching - all the good ones were already taken :)
 
2005-12-23 01:03:36 PM
nagchampa,

"Thanks a lot...now I need a veil."

Or, I could just put a Baghdad over her head.
 
2005-12-23 01:03:36 PM
I'd grind up her coriander and make her cumin.
 
2005-12-23 01:03:40 PM
I nominate dneirfkraf for cleverest innuendo, or super nintendo. Whichever.
 
2005-12-23 01:03:56 PM
Bo 'n Luke: Modeling for GQ & Maxim will only slightly annoy her uncle. If she really wants to piss him off, she needs to get into porn.

Definitely. We need to be sure she's not one of these.
 
2005-12-23 01:04:26 PM
I'd like her Persian carpet.
 
2005-12-23 01:04:28 PM


/only have MS Paint at home
 
2005-12-23 01:04:32 PM
I'd give her a Baghdad Steamer.
 
2005-12-23 01:04:52 PM
I'd give her the "Kurdish handshake"
 
2005-12-23 01:05:05 PM
Oops. Like=lick

/I'll stop now.
 
2005-12-23 01:05:43 PM
I'd walk a mile to smoke a camel
 
2005-12-23 01:05:56 PM
I'd establish a permenant military presence on her sacred ground?

/running on fumes
 
2005-12-23 01:06:00 PM
I'd set her up the bomb for great justice!!
 
2005-12-23 01:06:04 PM
id bomb it til i got my blessing of 70 virgins


/then id bomb them too
 
2005-12-23 01:06:26 PM
You know, somewhere in there lurks the dna of a psycho, that makes it all the more enticing.
 
2005-12-23 01:07:10 PM
I'd quell her insurrection
 
2005-12-23 01:07:13 PM
nagchama - that may be good enought to change faxinator's mind.....
 
2005-12-23 01:07:14 PM
I'd spray my chemicals on her face.
 
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