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(FHM (US))   Not only is Wil Wheaton one of FHM's Covergirls, the pics are pretty damn scary too   ( divider line
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2002-05-15 07:56:28 AM  
2002-05-15 07:57:13 AM  
Yowsers. Those pics sure woke me up this morning; but not in a necessarily good way.
2002-05-15 07:58:56 AM  
Are those pics from his home porno movies or what?
2002-05-15 08:00:24 AM  
Pic #4....WTF is that on his wrist? Some sort of bondage strap?
2002-05-15 08:01:01 AM  
oh, the humanity ...
2002-05-15 08:05:52 AM  
2002-05-15 08:06:09 AM  
My eyes!!! NSFV - Not Safe For Viewing?
2002-05-15 08:07:46 AM  
Break out the Scientologists. I have a new engram to clean after seeing those pictures.

And because of that, now I'll get married and knock up my wife. While she's pregnant and I'm beating her for the whore she is, I'll shout, "Take it! Go ahead and take it! You know you want it! TAKE IT!" Those words engram on my child. He/She will become a theif in life ("Take it!") ... as foretold by Scientology.

All because I saw those stinkin pictures of Wil Wheaton.
2002-05-15 08:08:21 AM  
This must be from when we voted him one of the top sexiest women of the year.
2002-05-15 08:09:26 AM  
Ugh. Now I need to scrub my eyeballs clean again.
2002-05-15 08:11:20 AM  
From the Catherine Zeta-Jones pages: "So how flexible are you?

I'm very flexible, ha ha! I can put my leg behind my head and sit there like that. You should see me swing a golf club - my arm and the club come right around to the other side of my body. I'm sickeningly double-jointed."
2002-05-15 08:11:26 AM  
How hard would it have been to link to the actual picture page, instead of this index?
2002-05-15 08:12:47 AM  

OMG that's fuking HILARIOUS !!!!!! and for those that missed the fun (newbies)(no harm intended)

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I only grabbed the ones with Wil.... too much html for me

2002-05-15 08:13:14 AM  
I guess this falls under the "Be careful what you wish for" category.
2002-05-15 08:13:45 AM  
Congratulations, Wil Wheaton. Couldn't of happened to a better man.

<insert hero tag here>
meg [TotalFark]
2002-05-15 08:20:02 AM  
LOL. That day we voted for him as one of the sexiest women of the year was one of my absolute favorite days on Fark. I got absolutely NO work done that day. None. And neither did anyone sitting nearby. Productivity Surrenders.
2002-05-15 08:20:18 AM  
Okay... that's one breakfast recovered and neatly stored in the bin. That'll teach me to click links without reading the headline...
2002-05-15 08:20:58 AM  
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2002-05-15 08:22:22 AM  
wimpy boy
2002-05-15 08:22:22 AM  
This is funnier than a bucket of pelicans!

I particularly like this bit:

So you're not gay?

No. But thanks for asking.

How diplomatic!
2002-05-15 08:23:28 AM  
WTF? Wil's not gay?
2002-05-15 08:23:41 AM  
Meg: That day we voted for him as one of the sexiest women of the year was one of my absolute favorite days on Fark. I got absolutely NO work done that day.

Why was that? You go in, you vote, you leave. Why did that eat up your work day?
2002-05-15 08:25:34 AM  
Wil Wheaton... Isn't he that basketball player that slept with all those women?

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2002-05-15 08:25:44 AM  
If FHM doesn't list Wil in the actual list of 100, I'm sure he'll get an honorable mention. He deserves it.
2002-05-15 08:30:00 AM  
Timothy: Cause on that day FHM was messing around with their banners, putting Wil in them. Among other hilarious images.
2002-05-15 08:30:18 AM  
damn you, wheaton.
2002-05-15 08:35:07 AM  
Those pics of Wheaton are indeed intresting. Now if you excuse me, I must go to the bathroom and take care of something.
2002-05-15 08:38:51 AM  
Talk about NAMBLA fodder...
2002-05-15 08:40:24 AM  
That day definitely was one of the funniest.
The guys at FHM were really good sports for doing that to the banners too. All the non-farkers that went there were probably confused as all hell.
2002-05-15 08:46:30 AM  
Wil, you could probably make a bundle in Japan - selling socks, of course...
2002-05-15 08:46:46 AM  
They remembered us! Whoever runs FHM's page is a great sport. Wish all companies had this kind of attitude. Wil Wheaton the covergirl.... ROFL.
2002-05-15 08:47:50 AM  
here's all the banners they (FHM) messed with.....I have been keeping them for future PS maybes...password is FARK if it asks
2002-05-15 08:49:46 AM  
sto0pid photoisland........*wanders off mumbling*
2002-05-15 08:58:14 AM  
Oh, Wil...poor, tormented Wil...

He just wants love and chest hair lie the rest of you!!!
2002-05-15 08:59:31 AM  
2002-05-15 09:01:07 AM  
there ya go... to the left under album lists...clcik farkers..... whew
2002-05-15 09:02:37 AM  
meg [TotalFark]
2002-05-15 09:05:46 AM  
Timothy: Cause I think I checked FHM's site 200+ times that day, just to catch when they updated their banner! Between that, showing everyone around me, watching all the comments, and basically laughing my ass off.... yeah, my day was pretty much done for.
2002-05-15 09:06:37 AM  
Damn I have had a crush on Wil since i was a kid. Those pics aren't to flatering though though. Oh well.
2002-05-15 09:08:05 AM  
That, indeed, was one of the funniest days on FARK in recent memory...
2002-05-15 09:10:02 AM  
Well, I now feel like a dirty dirty dirty man. I guess I missed that Wheaton Porno they got those shots from. Also, what is up with the tool and the Star Wars stuff on this board?
2002-05-15 09:14:56 AM  
Is FHM now marketing themselves to Catholic Priests?
2002-05-15 09:16:25 AM  

With all due respect to Mr. Wheaton, EAT SOMETHING! Being able to count your own ribs without using an X-ray is not natural!

P.S. Buzzbin- you're an ass. Thanks for farking things up for people. shiathead.
2002-05-15 10:01:17 AM  
Let it go, Christopher Lowell...I mean Irascible.
2002-05-15 10:02:18 AM  
Those pictures are terrifying...

Time to dust off that old photoshop that I have kicking around...

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2002-05-15 10:15:16 AM  
Meg, I'm with you. That was the day I got completely addicted to FARK. Then when I tried to explain to my friends what happened, they all looked at me funny.

Go Wil Go!!
2002-05-15 10:22:14 AM  
Wil: You are an awesome sport, and as a gay man, I appreciate the respect you show gays in spite of this Tom Cruise-ing you get.
I'm going to be checking back in on this thread, as I'm hoping you show up and offer an explanation, a believable one, of those pics. Heh. Thanks for the fun.
2002-05-15 10:40:53 AM  
OMG just thinking about that day makes me want to laugh. Maybe just reliving it is an excuse to not work again....hmmm
2002-05-15 10:43:05 AM  
Either that FHM thread or the one with the "teen sex questions" = funny; funnier; funniest
2002-05-15 11:00:43 AM  
I love photoisland:

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