Woo Hoo!!

Step 1: Get drunk.

Who picks these links?

Who said anything about getting drunk to be an asshole ?
Plenty of FARKers/FARKettes do fine without booze.(Yeah, I know, GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR SLAYERSWINE...blah blah blah)

My training is complete.

Now go forth and sin some more.

Looks like someone's a little bitter...

I don't need to click on the link. I wrote it.

This was me on Monday. happy birthday.

Amazing the illustrator was able to capture such realism.
farkin' idiot, -=takes a drink=- what the hell kinda web site is this crap, -=takes a drink=-.

My assholes never been drunk.

Kylie was a drunk asshole on her birthday. I actually managed to get cut off at a bar! The bartender said I was slurring my words.......umm hello I am at a bar, it is my b-day.....what do they expect!?! I was not happy.

Slayer - You beat me to it! Besides theres many worse than you on this board...

You don't need to look in the mirror SLAYERSWINE, just ask your Mom.

how did my brotherin law get that posted?? That asshole!

Rule #6 - You can beat up anyone.

haha, I'm sorry to disagree, but this is hilario..

Finally a field in which I have some expertise. It's looking like a liquid pork chop for lunch again.

I can't stand when drunk people just keeping saying the same thing over and over and over and over.....

The most effective solution to being cut off is to climb up onto the bar and take a shiat in the ice bin.

I bet Henry wrote this article. Hey Henry, maybe if you took that bar stool out of your ass you'd have a better disposition...

DrDave,
Heh heh heh,
She is a R.N. so you must know her.

"WHADDAREYOULOOKINAT?!!!"

All I have to do is start drinking Chivas Regal...makes an ass out of me every time...

Hey Swiney ;)

Be sure to urinate on whomever you please!

People now need training on how to be a drunk asshole? The education system in this country is REALLY going down the drain.

Isn't this Fred Gwynne? He certainly had a thing for odd costumes, didn't he?

I don't need alcohol to accomplish this.

I love you guys.

*spills beer*

I mean it--I really, really love you guys.

*reaches out for hug, spilling remaining beer*

that page is classic! good one :)

This is just one of Raymi The Minx's great short stories...

Check out her website for other links: http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/

so who needs directions?
*eyeshift*

Whats the PSA tag mean?

I don't know I never needed instructions. I guess I finally found my natural talent and I quit. Crap!

Yamas, Public Service Announcement. Check out the Farq's for more info.

We actually have a drink called The A$$hole for people who behave this way:
Take whatever drink it is said a$$hole orders and give them a glass of mix with a few drops of booze in the straw, and float a small amount on top. If a$$hole complains, boot him. Nine times out of ten, a$$hole doesn't even notice.

I don't have to drink to be an asshole, just put me around other people and that usually brings it out in me. Especially the stupid ones. But that's what makes it so much fun.

As someone who plays guitar and keys for a wedding and party band, and as someone who does not drink himself...

...drunk people are waaaaaay more fun to play for.

I thought that Raymi was sort of cute at first, but MY GOD that girl is full of herself. If I put a "Buy Nedwin Presents" link on my home page, want to take bets as to how much loot I end up getting in the mail?

I don't know what depresses me more... that the internet causes cute girls to get even more full of themselves (like they really needed that), or that fat computer wankers actually buy them stuff. Man, now I'm depressed. I guess I'll have to go out and get drunk and become and asshole, but you know what Raymi? I'm going to do it MY WAY, not yours!

"You know who I think is a real big jerk? David Hasselhoff."


I fail to see how this sentiment indicates a drunk asshole...it seems pretty reasonable to me.

this has got to be the stupidist thing ive ever read, not that i can find anything better, i can be a drunk ass hole without some idiot writing me instructions telling me how

http://www.rickandrak.com/drunkenmonkey.mpg

http://www.rickandrak.com/JOEvsGU.mpg

Best drunken idiot videos on the net, period.

Only @ www.rickandrak.com

"I think the blond one likes me! Gimme another dollar!"

No MFD, she's vastly more mature and sensative than the rest of us, and doesn't mind that shes always left out of everyones fun obviously since she wrote a lenghty article about them being idiots.

http://www.rickandrak.com/drunkenmonkey.mpg

http://www.rickandrak.com/JOEvsGU.mpg

Now clickable!

I don't have to see it, I lived it

Raymi just needs some kind words.

A sausage, too.

Hell, I've had that down for years and didn't even know it.


Kylie, come to my place I won't cut you off. (That is one of the rules to hit on someone, right?)

Bad_Sinfluence, are you a bartender?

Thank you 51

Thistle, only at home. If I did it for a living I would drink up all the profits. You didn't think I was inviting Kylie to a bar did you?

Bad_Sinfluence-
Doh! Naive, thy name is Thistle.
Yesterday you posted a drink recipe; tried it ... damn fine work, sir. Grrrrrrreeeeeeeen today, but not with envy.

What does the PSA tag mean? Will someone please tell me?

Bad_Sin, I am there. Just keep the crown and peach shots away from me, that is what got me in trouble.

Misleading headline. Shoulda been named, "How to be a bitter asshole."

hmmmmm- I guess I will have to dig out the old "I farked your mother" t-shirt for the bar tonight.

The absolute best way to make an ass out of yourself in a bar is on a chick.

Yep Kylie you gottta watch out for schnapps shots, they taste good but get you drunk in no time. Happy belated b-day.
If turned into a slobbering drunk asshole a few times after drinking shots, now days I usually just stick to my beer.

If = I've

Right. Like Farkers need lessons? They should be giving them.

If that rickandrak guy came up to me I'd beat him to within an inch of his life. Yat another reason why alcohol and frat boys do not mix.

I love you Raymi. You had me at hello.....

JC Penney guy could be a fun photoshop.... Oh wait Origional would be best hehe

Farkers being shown how to be drunken assholes? Isn't that like telling Brett Favre how to throw a pass?