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(NCBuy)   Iran expecting first cloned sheep. International watchdogs look forward to herding it   ( divider line
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1078 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2005 at 6:49 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-12-21 03:34:39 PM  
To protect the women?
2005-12-21 05:56:53 PM  
Fetii of mass destruction
2005-12-21 06:51:17 PM  
Let me guess. This was the byproduct of their new nuclear plant melting down.
2005-12-21 06:52:04 PM  
Cute headline. Bravo.

*golf clap*
2005-12-21 06:53:16 PM  
And the clone wars begin...
2005-12-21 06:53:18 PM  
I believe the Scots would be very interested in this endeavor...
2005-12-21 06:54:23 PM  
Good job Iran.

//Watch televangelists turn this into a reason to attack Iran.
2005-12-21 06:54:45 PM  
Go cloned super soldier monsters that feed on eyes! We might have zombie-movie conditions within 10 years if this keeps up.

They should clone something cooler than a sheep though. Like a tiger. Or a shark. Or a part camel part lion that stores gore in its hump instead of water so it can spray it out later.
2005-12-21 06:56:49 PM  
As long as their clones don't start singing decadent rock music...
2005-12-21 06:57:13 PM  
Well done!

2005-12-21 06:58:23 PM  
From TFA:

"The cloning program has won backing from the country's Muslim shiite religious leaders, who have issued religious decrees authorizing animal cloning but banning human reproductive cloning."

Humans are animals; I find it facsinating how we compartmentalize things to avoid the logical outcome of many a thought.

Not saying that cloning people is good, but it isn't bad either.
2005-12-21 06:58:39 PM  
2005-12-21 07:01:05 PM  
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2005-12-21 07:02:21 PM  
We've been cloning sheep for years in Scotland - they're old hats now.
2005-12-21 07:08:13 PM  
i can't help but think there are easier ways to make sheep...
2005-12-21 07:08:23 PM  
I think Israel should bomb it the day it's born.
2005-12-21 07:09:42 PM  
i can't help but think there are easier ways to make sheep...

Filthy sheep on sheep action works, I hear.
2005-12-21 07:13:15 PM  
Suspicions were raised when inspectors found identical sheep carrying large packages on their backs and asking for directions to Israel
2005-12-21 07:15:23 PM  
Nice headline, submitter. Reminds me of my childhood dog (a collie).
2005-12-21 07:16:22 PM  
I call shenanigans.

This will end up just like the South Korean claim.
2005-12-21 07:17:35 PM  
Filthy sheep on sheep action works, I hear.

indeed. but that's the filthy decadent western way of making a sheep...
2005-12-21 07:18:58 PM  
i can't help but think there are easier ways to make sheep...

You just pray to the Invisible Man in the Sky and he'll whip up a few for you. If you're deserving, that is.
2005-12-21 07:22:56 PM  
which they will promptly have sex with.
2005-12-21 07:25:44 PM  

Half shark alligator half man?
2005-12-21 07:28:12 PM  
Thought Iran already had enough sheep.

/no ewe-you jokes, please. They're in baaaaad taste
2005-12-21 07:35:58 PM  

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/I'm seein robots.
2005-12-21 07:47:03 PM  
They must be in need of more voters to keep the current retarded fundy regime in power.
2005-12-21 08:06:18 PM  
I herd dat.
2005-12-21 08:10:40 PM  
I herd you like mudkips?

//the Internet will end up one big ball of mediocrity anyway
2005-12-21 08:25:06 PM  
Great headline! I still didn't rtfa }:E
2005-12-21 08:26:37 PM  
Yeah, OK, Sure! But does the price of mutton go down. Still 439 Rupee's a leter at BHin Jewheles...Ha!
2005-12-21 09:09:53 PM  
So now they're getting into the mail-order bride business??
2005-12-21 09:10:02 PM  
Don't you see its the first step in creating an army of sheep people. Like Stalins Ape-people!
2005-12-21 09:25:43 PM  
sheep of mass destruction?
2005-12-21 09:30:05 PM  
Submitter: ***thunderous applause***
2005-12-21 09:32:37 PM  
Nobody'sPerfekt: This will end up just like the South Korean claim.

Wait, are you talking about the Raelian owned place in South Korea or the recent dog cloning work?
2005-12-21 09:42:16 PM  
Grudging good for them. Both the accomplishment and the Shiite relative moderation in, basically, deciding the same ethics as other religions about cloning instead of going rabidly purist about it.
2005-12-21 09:50:59 PM  
kookooforcontraband - "The clone wars have begun..."

Wrong are you. Victory? Heh... Begun the clone wars have....

\Star Wars geek
\\the Force is strong with this one...
2005-12-21 10:00:55 PM  
Excellent Headline!
2005-12-21 10:08:33 PM  
and dolly was what now?
2005-12-21 10:18:25 PM  
A country western singer!
2005-12-21 10:40:43 PM  
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He'll heard it
2005-12-21 11:06:35 PM  
Somewhere in a far off desert bunker, there is a rebelious sheep dreaming about that lucky day he will get chosen to go to the island!
2005-12-22 12:05:51 AM  
Irans President has majestic plans......

First National Martyrdom Operation in world history......
2005-12-22 12:18:28 AM  
INFIDELS! We in the glorious Iran clone and raise these sheep in teh name of Allah! Shame on you all, you send us your crummy culture of MTV, Madonna, Coca-Cola, big breasted babes and scantily clad bimbos on all televised programs. shiite, and all I have is a sheep to express my carnal desires.

Iran, where we bang our sheep until Allah calls us home to our 70 virgins. Mmmm, sheep.
2005-12-22 03:19:54 AM  
Screw Cloned Sheep!
/but use a condom
2005-12-22 08:16:05 AM  
Did you know the Iranians have a new use for sheep?


2005-12-22 08:30:27 AM  
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They want to swarm Israel with clonetroopers.
2005-12-22 06:15:42 PM  
Great! No I can stop boning this Iranian and do some real farking:

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