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(Herald-Record)   "May God damn this newspaper for running the photo of the snow penis"   (recordonline.com) divider line 196
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2005-12-20 02:49:46 PM
 
2005-12-20 02:50:09 PM
The halcyon days of my youth are over. I saw a penis. :(
 
2005-12-20 02:50:26 PM
 
2005-12-20 02:50:34 PM
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&r ls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=snow+penis&btnG=Search
 
2005-12-20 02:51:01 PM
Tallgordon
This one is jus for you :-)


/snow owl
//snow penis
///coincidence?
 
2005-12-20 02:51:48 PM
They can have my snow penis when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
 
2005-12-20 02:51:55 PM
Here ya go... (loki's idea)

 
2005-12-20 02:52:12 PM
"It was huge."

lol! nice...
 
2005-12-20 02:52:24 PM
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
 
2005-12-20 02:52:25 PM


IT'S A PEEEEEEEENIS!!!
 
2005-12-20 02:52:52 PM
May God Damn that newspaper for not having a forum wherein we might post and fark the site!!
 
2005-12-20 02:52:54 PM
Im just waiting for the next transport off this rock...
 
2005-12-20 02:53:03 PM


Peeeeenises
 
2005-12-20 02:53:10 PM
Thanks for the Link Megain those made my day.
 
2005-12-20 02:53:22 PM
I, for one, welcome our new frozen precipitacious phalic symbol overlords.

/precipitacious?
 
2005-12-20 02:53:26 PM
Classic paragraph starters:

I'm not prude, but...
I'm not racist, but...
I'm not sexist, but...
I'm not homophobic, but...
I'm not stupid, but...
 
2005-12-20 02:53:36 PM
 
2005-12-20 02:54:07 PM
I am no prude...

I think this guy meant to say "I am no prune". Because he definitely is a prude.

May God damn his immortal soul for being a kill-joy. Nobody likes a kill-joy. Not even God.
 
2005-12-20 02:54:08 PM
...not a prude.


Hey, it's not a damn owl, at least.
 
2005-12-20 02:54:30 PM
aaeko

You beat me to it...I was going to post that strip....:(

Megain

Thanks for posting that link. I really miss Calvin & Hobbes...
 
2005-12-20 02:54:32 PM
I think society should pay respectful homages to human genetalia. Seriously! (a) We owe our existence to them, (b) we owe our existence to them.

/I love the vagina, particularly
 
2005-12-20 02:55:15 PM
This whole snow penis thing has been Hard for all of us to take.
 
2005-12-20 02:55:57 PM
KJUW89 I was afraid someone was going to beat me to it, I think it's so appropriate I posted it twice :p
 
2005-12-20 02:56:06 PM
Jument
Nobody likes a kill-joy. Not even God

I think I'm gonna have to agree with you on that

/at least likes to think my god has a sense of humor
//not religous, but something is responsible
 
2005-12-20 02:56:39 PM
 
2005-12-20 02:56:57 PM
Even better than the Washington Monument:
 
2005-12-20 02:57:37 PM
fark'd already?
 
2005-12-20 02:57:58 PM
G-This "H"
precipitous
 
2005-12-20 02:58:14 PM
I think this girl made the snow penis.
 
2005-12-20 02:58:34 PM
Where is that Rev?
 
2005-12-20 02:58:54 PM
Not all Republicans are prudes, but all prudes are Republicans.
 
2005-12-20 02:59:28 PM
Link needs password and username. Must be farked.
 
2005-12-20 03:00:20 PM
Abominable snow penis.

 
2005-12-20 03:00:57 PM
Qermaq

it would appear so
 
2005-12-20 03:01:10 PM
Props to Sam Walton for working
Ethel Merman into this thread!
 
2005-12-20 03:01:31 PM
The only thing that disturbs me is the fact the cops went onto private property and destroyed it without a word.
 
2005-12-20 03:01:53 PM
link to the original story

http://www.recordonline.com/archive/2005/12/14/sn.html

Police Whack Penis. Hahaha
 
2005-12-20 03:02:24 PM
dc-kid: Where is that Rev?

The Florida State Capital.
 
2005-12-20 03:02:44 PM
May God damn this thread for being so God damn funny.

/God
//Damn
 
2005-12-20 03:02:53 PM
3 Questions:

1) Why are do all of the pictures of the snow penises I see seem to be angry?

2) Aren't there any mellow. flaccid, docile snow penises out there?

3) Would a sculpture of a dis-interested snow penis be newsworthy?
 
2005-12-20 03:02:59 PM
take a ride on the ...
 
2005-12-20 03:04:19 PM
Rev
Your right, totally has DC beat
 
2005-12-20 03:06:00 PM
snowned
 
2005-12-20 03:06:10 PM
Every thread could use a little more Ethel Merman.

/all I want for Christmas is a TF sponsorship
 
2005-12-20 03:06:41 PM
So, men can be frigid, too?
 
2005-12-20 03:07:29 PM
Did it have snow balls?
 
2005-12-20 03:07:53 PM
Dear USA,

Regarding your children:

I hate them and want nothing to do with raising them. Therefore I will not censor myself. Keep them away from me.

I mean it,
Thyomorb
 
2005-12-20 03:07:57 PM
From the original article:
"It was huge."

/thats what she....ahh you know how it goes
 
2005-12-20 03:08:02 PM
OlafTheBent: Thanks Megain!... I love that shiat

I add my thanks as well. I just love those!
 
2005-12-20 03:08:31 PM

Sometimes you ride the Snow Penis.... and sometimes the Snow Penis rides you...
 
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