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2005-12-20 10:46:28 AM
"Young children would just see a snow sculpture and not even know what it was "

Yeah. Right.
 
2005-12-20 10:50:08 AM
Little girls wouldn't recognize it, but the little boys would immediately, and instinctively grab theirs and tug on it for a while.
 
2005-12-20 10:50:43 AM
People who think kids are going to be traumatized by seeing a penis - let alone a f*cking sculpture of a penis - are either dumb as crap or batshiat farking crazy, and it's high time they're called on it.
 
2005-12-20 10:54:30 AM
Most kids could probably tell you that the white model doesn't come in that size.
 
2005-12-20 10:56:38 AM
I'd rather see a snow penis or snow breasts or any other snow-made body part on someone's lawn than just another snowman. Much more interesting.
 
2005-12-20 10:57:52 AM
Anybody have a link to the original story?
 
2005-12-20 11:03:06 AM
 
2005-12-20 11:08:18 AM
kronicfield
People who think kids are going to be traumatized by seeing a penis - let alone a f*cking sculpture of a penis - are either dumb as crap or batshiat farking crazy, and it's high time they're called on it.

farking oath! I am sick and tired of this stupid regression back to childhood prudeness. It's not as if genitalia magically appears between your legs when you turn 18. Kids have forever done the old "show me yours and I'll show you mine" routine, born merely out of curiosity and not sexuality.

Same goes for you no-breastfeeding-in-public kooks.
 
2005-12-20 11:16:41 AM
eabod: awesome. I'm setting my neighbor's homepage to that GIS. heh heh...
 
2005-12-20 11:22:59 AM
Since when are TOWN Police allowed to destroy private property??!
Pun intended?
 
2005-12-20 11:27:12 AM


From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned snow penis!
 
2005-12-20 11:27:46 AM
They should have made it out of pikrete. Let's see the cops bust that down.
 
2005-12-20 11:31:04 AM
... sounds like something a teenaged Calvin would do.

 
2005-12-20 11:38:59 AM
yes, he may.
 
2005-12-20 12:22:52 PM
here ya go, OlafTheBent: most (all?) of calvin's snow scultpure cartoons
 
2005-12-20 12:34:55 PM
That's snow penis! This is a penis!
 
2005-12-20 12:56:59 PM
Thanks Megain!... I love that shiat
 
2005-12-20 01:12:54 PM


damn, Damn, DAMN the snow penis!
 
2005-12-20 01:27:07 PM
And really, what fun would penises be if they didn't cause so much trouble?
 
2005-12-20 01:52:37 PM


Damn you, snow penis! Damn you to hell!
 
2005-12-20 02:13:07 PM
Civil_War2_Time: Little girls wouldn't recognize it, but the little boys would immediately, and instinctively grab theirs and tug on it for a while.

you mean, that isn't what we're supposed to do? at every possible occasion?.
 
2005-12-20 02:36:53 PM
am no prude

Yes, you are.
 
2005-12-20 02:37:26 PM
I saw a snow penis when I was little and it turned me gay!

/not really
 
2005-12-20 02:38:34 PM
nodhg: Most kids could probably tell you that the white model doesn't come in that size.


Classic
 
2005-12-20 02:39:03 PM
 
2005-12-20 02:39:20 PM
I wish I was in the land of snowfall
With snowmen cacks and their giant balls
look away
look away
look away
dick-see land
 
2005-12-20 02:39:47 PM
When snow penises are outlawed ,only outlaws will have snow penises.
 
2005-12-20 02:40:46 PM
someone lay down a Simpsons reference when Marge didn't support the local nuts about keeping the statue David.

/I'm too lazy
 
2005-12-20 02:41:16 PM
O RLY??
O RLY??
O RLY??
O RLY??

God! I hate Fark so much now thanks to that stupid owl!!
 
2005-12-20 02:41:25 PM
I mean about rejecting the idea to ban the statue of David
 
2005-12-20 02:41:29 PM


There's NO penis like SNOW penis, like NO penis I know!
 
2005-12-20 02:41:34 PM
May God damn this newspaper for running the photo of the snow penis online. I am no prude, but...

Sounds like a stand-up comic's line.

/Rev. Skarekroe did it first
 
2005-12-20 02:42:16 PM
If God didn't want us to make snow penises...
 
2005-12-20 02:42:41 PM
Luckily I was raised by parents who happily pointed out naughty-seeming landscape features to me. Such as the poop tree. "Hey, kids," my mom said, "that bent tree looks like it's squatting to take a crap!"
 
2005-12-20 02:42:47 PM
To all those who feel that they have to write in to media agencies because their opinion is sooooo important and the rest of us just have to hear it...



K thnx
 
2005-12-20 02:43:06 PM
I dun get it. Half the population has one, and the majority of the other half will inevitably see one should they have any desire to procreate.
 
2005-12-20 02:43:13 PM
" I can't believe that the Record would even waste space with this story."

but will!
 
2005-12-20 02:43:18 PM
Wanted: Snow Vagina
 
2005-12-20 02:43:20 PM
Wow! What a great headline to the original article...

http://www.th-record.com/archive/2005/12/14/sn2.html
 
2005-12-20 02:43:48 PM
"May God damn this newspaper for printing a letter that has profanity such as God damn in it!"

There, fixed that for him.
 
2005-12-20 02:44:17 PM
I am no prude

Translation: I'm a prude.
 
2005-12-20 02:45:14 PM
This is my favorite thread today.
 
2005-12-20 02:45:25 PM
Pretty funny Sam_Walton.
 
2005-12-20 02:46:29 PM
Offensive newspaper article trifecta is in play...
 
2005-12-20 02:46:46 PM
if a few more of those get erected, the snow angels might turn into snow devils.
 
2005-12-20 02:47:01 PM
Sometimes, a snow sculpture is just a snow sculpture.
 
2005-12-20 02:47:14 PM
If you make snow penises illegal, then only criminals will have snow penises!
 
2005-12-20 02:47:37 PM
 
2005-12-20 02:48:25 PM
young people would giggle at this not be hurt.
 
2005-12-20 02:49:07 PM
"God Damn this paper for printing that picture... I am no prude"

Holy Hell, what on Earth does he consider prudish behavior if completely freaking out at the sight of a small picture something vaguely resembling genetalia is his version of easy-going.

I love how people far off the mainstream feel the need to qualify their views, as if by adding the statement that he's not a prude, "Joseph" convinces us, along with himself, that his views are perfectly in sync with the rest of humanity.
 
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