I can do quadratic equations while the site loads. Neat!

site is slow as hell

Already farked?

2005-12-20 12:12:49 PM ignoramus


I can do quadratic equations while the site loads. Neat!

2005-12-20 12:12:58 PM Dangerous_sociopath


site is slow as hell

Bears repeating.

At least HPZ will like their "Home" icon.

That's all I could think of while staring at the only icon that has loaded in 6 minutes.

2005-12-20 12:12:49 PM ignoramus


I can do quadratic equations while the site loads. Neat!

2005-12-20 12:12:58 PM Dangerous_sociopath


site is slow as hell

Bears repeating.

Damn those repeating bears....DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL

Clearly farked.

/target roadsignmath.com
/mourn

Hmm...large images of road signs directly linked to a Fark greenlight...

Nah, nothing to worry about there!

site.percentLoaded(t) = (t-k)/t, where k > 0

Where's the content?

can I have the 4 minutes it took to load back please?

roadsignmath.com + Fark = 0

That's the slowest site I've never seen.

Call me when the page loads...

docsigma: Attempted to load the page... been loading for 10 minutes. Surprised Firefox hasn't just given up. One image has loaded

I got the whole menu bar, after about 15 minutes (just had it going in its own tab).

I'm gonna look through about:config to see if there's something like webpage_max_load_time or something.

shhhh! Hold on, guys...it has almost finished loading...

I AM AN EXPERT IN MATH AND ROAD SIGNS HAVING GRADUATED WITH TWO DEGREES BOTH MAGNA CUM LAUDE. I AM AVAILABLE TO COME TO YOUR HOME TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PERSONAL TROUBLES WITH MATH OR ROAD SIGNS. I AM OFTEN BUSY WITH MY MANY OTHER BUSINESSES AND INTERESTS, BUT LEAVE YOUR NUMBER, PROBLEM, TIME YOU THINK YOULL NEED, BEST TIMES YOUR AVAILABLILITY FOR SCHEDULING AND WHAT YOULL BE ABLE TO PAY ON EITHER AN HOURLY, DAILY, WEEKLY, MONTHLY, OR YEARLY BASIS (PAYMENTS FOR MONTHLY AND YEARLY WORK WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED UNTIL AFTER A NUMBER OF WEEKS OF RELATIONSHIP TRUST BEING BUILT, AS IT WILL REQUIRE A LOT OF WORK ON MY PART, AND EVEN IF YOUVE PAID ME, IT DOESNT MEAN, WELL BE ABLE TO WORK WITH ONE ANOTHER FOR SUCH AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME)

"17 + 10 - 17 = 10. More at 11."

The only math I do while driving is calibrating my speedometer between mileposts on the interstate. It does helps keep you awake. Only problem is, now I pretty much have the time-to-speed numbers memorized.

Nerdy while driving.

So you can add, subtract, divide, or even multiply these numbers!?? I had no idea you could do that with numbers. My head asplode. driving+math=gay

falser took me a couple secs

Next up tonight, a special Point-Counterpoint edition discussing whether zero is a number.

when I was a kid I went on a lot of road trips with my folks, and I learned math, reading, and basic navigation by reading the maps and following the road signs. I'd learn the names of so many places, and my parents would tell me how to pronounce the hard ones. I would work out our ETA based on current speed, work out better/alternate routes, etc. Plus the maps are colorful and interesting to look at when you're a kid.

so I'm a nerd. fark you.

Driving in Canada we'd pass a mileage sign like 'Moose Jaw 94 km' and instantly say, "That's about 58 miles." My wife would look over, frown, pull out the calculator, and see that I was really close. She was very impressed with my astounding mental math abilities.

It went on for two days until she caught me glancing at the speedometer and reading from the KM/H band across to the MP/H band on the speedometer.

/Busted
//But, really, try it. It's fun.

Site is...[buffering] lo[buffering]adin[net congestion][buffering]g.
It is pretty cool though.

Wow, current load time so far about 3:30:24 transfer speed a whopping 50 bytes per second (and still not loaded).

site seems fixed now.. I had no problem. Nerdy as hell but appeals to my inner ocd.

Hey Guys!

Thanks for all the interest in Road Sign Math! The site experienced some "problems" due to all the load, but I've since moved all the static content to an external hosting site. We can deal with 20x the load that we had before. You can see the significant drops in this MRTG graph from moving content around.



Remember,

Driving + Math = Fun

Feh. The Clam Box sign is more like at 42 12 41/72 5 9. Learn your math.