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(Fark)   Bush speech discussion thread. Please keep hands and feet inside ride at all times. LGT a very important piece of paper   (law.emory.edu) divider line 1235
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aaeko
2005-12-18 09:08:52 PM
Thanks for interupting the Simpsons you stupid asshat
 
scifarker
2005-12-18 09:08:52 PM
Is his desk always that empty?
 
FunkFeeler
2005-12-18 09:09:00 PM
"Not worth another dime, or another day."
How about "another soldiers life"?
 
afxjzs
2005-12-18 09:09:03 PM
He is a terrible public speaker. he is clearly putting all of his efforts into trying to sound like he knows what he is doing. he just looks so uncomfortable and unnatural.
 
Clio
2005-12-18 09:09:04 PM
I'm confused, when he talks about an evil oppressor is he talking about himself?
 
Rolander
2005-12-18 09:09:06 PM
Apparently Family Guy is the opiate of the masses.

Vote Liberal, Obey, Be Peaceful, Obey.
 
UberNeuman
2005-12-18 09:09:08 PM
Take a drink on "Terrerist."
 
Jardine
2005-12-18 09:09:10 PM
Hmm. The Daily Show is on vacation for two weeks. Bush makes a rare speech. Coincidence?
 
Norad [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 09:09:16 PM
it dudnt mean..?

Nice, junior.
 
booray
2005-12-18 09:09:19 PM
"It doesn't mean that we are losing"

Yes it does!
 
lunarworks
2005-12-18 09:09:21 PM
Wait a sec... Family Guy's been pre-empted in the States for Bu(ll)sh(it)?

/watching Family Guy right now on Global
//HA! HA!
 
fernandez
2005-12-18 09:09:22 PM
WHY COULDNT THIS BE ON DURING "THE WAR AT HOME"


you read my mind
 
arched
2005-12-18 09:09:24 PM
did he just say rose-powered bombs???
 
Mr. Fuzzypaws [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 09:09:24 PM
Your war is worth the single kernel of corn my toilet wouldn't take down earlier.
 
Dimmu_Burger
2005-12-18 09:09:25 PM
This better be REALLY farking important! I'm missing Family Guy!!!
 
monty666 [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 09:09:35 PM
He's got really busy hands. This speech would be way better if he were holding a squeezebox.
 
tinrobot
2005-12-18 09:09:37 PM
SEPTEMBER 11th.

Bah... another repeat... I think I'm going to go watch the Toxic Mold Channel.
 
ArbitraryConstant
2005-12-18 09:09:38 PM
I don't like Blair much, but as a speaker he blows Bush away.
 
KazamaSmokers
2005-12-18 09:09:43 PM
You can have a democratic Iraq or a united Iraq, but you can't have both, George.
 
supermutt
2005-12-18 09:09:46 PM
Does this mean that every time the senate votes against him he will go on national tv to make his case? Prick.
 
abennion
2005-12-18 09:09:50 PM
"...unconstrained by the rules of war...", you mean the bill of rights.
 
mosfunky
2005-12-18 09:09:57 PM
awkward...
 
maxthepolarbear
2005-12-18 09:09:57 PM
Are they now not showing Family Guy? If so, I will personally march down to the white house and shut down power for the entire building.
 
Gosling
2005-12-18 09:09:58 PM
Three critical elements for victory:

1. Stay the course.
2. ?
3. Profit!
 
EnoMan
2005-12-18 09:09:58 PM
"A democratic Iraq that can defend itself"

against...us?
 
HansBlix
2005-12-18 09:09:59 PM
Family Guy is still on in Canada!

Its a good one too!
 
scapes23
2005-12-18 09:09:59 PM
damn, only two.. no drink.. has to be 3..
 
Action Replay Nick
2005-12-18 09:09:59 PM
"A tightening noose"... victory is close at hand. Are these excerpts from a Big Brother speech in 1984 or something?
 
Zagloba
2005-12-18 09:10:07 PM
The grim results on the evening news does not mean we're losing...we're making clear progress toward clear objectives...Iraq not a safe haven for terrorists...
 
godmstr
2005-12-18 09:10:10 PM
this plan has 3 criitical elements

1. keep troops in iraq to guard oil
2. ???????
3. profit
 
coachwdb
2005-12-18 09:10:10 PM
This speech is like the last 20 Beach Boys' Greatest Hits albums.

I've heard all of these before, ad nauseum.
 
MadMattressMack
2005-12-18 09:10:19 PM
Bush, Bush, Bush....

You'll never get any support by messing with Family Guy...
 
vicejay [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 09:10:21 PM
Yeah, what's with the hands?

Gawd, this is huge "Daily Show" fodder. No wonder they did it on a Sunday.
 
Bohemian
2005-12-18 09:10:22 PM
He is totally out of touch.
That's some bizzare twisted logic he's got.
Do they actually think were all that stupid to
forget all the things they are trying to omit or gloss over?
Sheesh.

/I vote for the Nixon speech next.
 
Shpubba1
2005-12-18 09:10:22 PM
STEWIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
 
FHM_dude
2005-12-18 09:10:27 PM
I think pretty soon all the terrists will be killed and then the war will be over and we can go back to having our rights and stuff.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 09:10:34 PM
Cork on Fork
"why is there nothing on him desk? I always heard that a messy desk was a sign of a great mind."

The maid got tired of the crayon marks, so she took them away.
 
booray
2005-12-18 09:10:36 PM
"I spy on America. 9/11! Iraqi control!. Institutions of democracy! wiretaps!"
 
CaesarSneezy
2005-12-18 09:10:39 PM
His desk procurers pass the savings to you.
 
Alexandra
2005-12-18 09:10:40 PM
Earth to Bush--Democracy is a bad idea! Mob rule!
 
Gosling
2005-12-18 09:10:41 PM
Beat you, godmstr.
 
Epsilon
2005-12-18 09:10:41 PM
We on the West coast laugh in the faces of you Farkers crying about the family guy. Bwaahaha! Suck up to one of the Westies and maybe we'll tape it for you when it comes on in three hours.
 
barjockey
2005-12-18 09:10:42 PM
Its hard to listen to this after just watching that special report on NBC before this...

/poor guys
//Get the hell out of Iraq - yesterday
 
Dano64CC
2005-12-18 09:10:56 PM
He obviously had nothing whatsoever to do with the writing of this speech. It doesn't sound anything like some of the gems he pulls out of his ass when left to think for himself.
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 09:10:58 PM
You know, just because the Bad Guys don't have any recognizable rules of engagement dose NOT mean we have to abandon ours entirely as well...
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 09:11:03 PM


Reagan's desk looked like someone worked there occasionally.
 
Communist Toaster
2005-12-18 09:11:04 PM
HansBlix [TotalFark]

Family Guy is still on in Canada!

Its a good one too!

"she's definately the kramer of my mormon wives"
 
godmstr
2005-12-18 09:11:18 PM
Cork on Fork
"why is there nothing on him desk? I always heard that a messy desk was a sign of a great mind."


you answered yourself
 
FunkFeeler
2005-12-18 09:11:28 PM
Where'd he stick his finger? UFIA
 
Norad [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 09:11:32 PM
The finger in the air thing. Isn't that the Jihad schtick?
 
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