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2005-12-18 06:39:49 PM  
Suzy Kolber
 
2005-12-18 06:40:35 PM  
Stephen A Smith
 
cjo [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 06:40:38 PM  
Stephen A. Smith
Steve Berthuime when he says, "Say hello to my lil friend."
Michael Irvin
Jason Whitlock when they let him on the Sports Reporters
 
2005-12-18 06:40:45 PM  
Stuart Scott

/Voting Not Enabled Because It Wouldn't Be A Vote It'd Be A Massacre
 
2005-12-18 06:41:10 PM  
E5K1M0: Suzy Kolber

You beat me to it. I'd love to see her in flames.
 
cjo [TotalFark]
2005-12-18 06:41:13 PM  
E5K1M0: Suzy Kolber

I'm with Namath - I'd like to kiss her.
 
2005-12-18 06:42:03 PM  
stuart scott, but only if you throw him on a blazing pile joe theisman, paul maguire and mike patrick
 
2005-12-18 06:42:05 PM  
Is it just me, or are a lot of journalists (particularly on ESPN and SI) really really quick to play the race card in ridiculously unapplicable situations (see: Terrell Owens)?
 
2005-12-18 06:42:11 PM  
All of them. Except Tony Reali.
 
2005-12-18 06:43:11 PM  
I think the list of ESPN personalities I wouldn't like to set on fire is shorter, so here goes:

Wilbon and Kornheiser
Dan Patrick
Ron Jaworski
GameDay crew
Rece Davis
Golic and Greenberg
Gammons

That's all I could think of now, voting enabled for the hell of it.
 
2005-12-18 06:43:21 PM  
Joe Morgan

By a few touchdowns
 
2005-12-18 06:43:38 PM  
Vic Rauter.
 
2005-12-18 06:44:36 PM  
Jay Crawford - That guy screws up so many times during each Cold Pizza its ridiculous. He is an absolute moran. Although it is fun to watch him fumble each morning.
 
2005-12-18 06:45:28 PM  
The one that says "BEW YAAAAAA shizzy wif da nizzies, what what? jacked up, playa! bew yaaaaaaaaaa see wha' ha' happened wuz, see wha' happened wuz, wha' ha' happened wuz...."


All you Suzy Kolber haters can eat my ass. She's a delicate and precious flower, and someday, I will stretch that precious poon out like freakin Gumby.
 
2005-12-18 06:46:11 PM  
2005-12-18 06:43:21 PM bulldg4life
Joe Morgan
By a few touchdowns


Yeah, that's not a bad one....

"Joe, we get it, you don't like the Red Sox. And yes, even though the pitch was at eye level for David Ortiz, he shouldn't complain, because it was CLEARLY a strike."
 
2005-12-18 06:47:08 PM  
and someday, I will stretch that precious poon out like freakin Gumby

i googled her name one day for yucks. rumors i saw are that she's not interested in charms of young gentlemen
 
2005-12-18 06:47:27 PM  
I swear the man believes that he should have something leaving his mouth every second that Jon Miller takes a breath.
 
2005-12-18 06:49:07 PM  
albo: rumors i saw are that she's not interested in charms of young gentlemen

I'm not young, and I'm certainly no gentleman, so I still have a shot, right?

/she's into muff? Well, at least we have something in common.
 
2005-12-18 06:51:02 PM  
albo: rumors i saw are that she's not interested in charms of young gentlemen

rickythepenguin: /she's into muff? Well, at least we have something in common.

wasn't she pregnant a few years ago?

I seem to remember a husband and baby
 
2005-12-18 06:51:54 PM  
During baseball season--especially at the Home Run Derby-- I'd like to set Chris Berman on fire.
Especially when he starts with the "back..back..back..back..Back..Back..BACK.. BACK.. BACK.." crap
 
2005-12-18 06:53:14 PM  
Yep. Joe Morgan is way ahead of the pack.

Joe: "You see what I mean, that pitch was a hard breaker"

Whomever else is in the booth: "That pitch registered 96 on the gun. WOW!"

Joe: "These pitchers are amazing these days."

He simply can't be proven wrong in his mind, even when instant replay shows he's wrong >50% of the time.
 
2005-12-18 06:54:52 PM  
I seem to remember a husband and baby

was that chris mckendry? or michelle tafoya
 
2005-12-18 06:55:38 PM  
bulldg4life: Joe Morgan

What he said. But take Jon with him, too. I dunno if it's just that Jon gets annoyed with Joe or that he's an idiot as well, but if I never hear them call a game every again, it will be too soon.

Joe was a great second baseman -- He should not be allowed near a mic.
 
2005-12-18 06:56:56 PM  
Peter Gammons - he has a diaper for a face. He speaks like Droopy Dawg
 
2005-12-18 06:58:23 PM  
Stuart Scott, Chris Berman (Sometimes) and Stuart Scott. Oh ya, did I say Stuart Scott? :)
 
2005-12-18 07:02:30 PM  
Skip Bayless
 
2005-12-18 07:04:41 PM  
I think all of you are going to regret not having remembered Dickie farking Vitale, who should be hanged and then set on fire.
 
2005-12-18 07:05:53 PM  
Stephan A. Smith, by a hair, over Stuart Scott. Scott, I'd just blind him in one eye. Oh wait ...
 
2005-12-18 07:11:08 PM  
Philistine: I think all of you are going to regret not having remembered Dickie farking Vitale, who should be hanged and then set on fire.

Aw, I kinda like Dick, especially from way back when. "Flight #33, Kenny Battle! He took off at the top of the key for that slam, baby!"

Now, I don't know that I'd want to have him over for dinner.
 
2005-12-18 07:21:33 PM  
Has Chris Berman heard any music made since 1979? The nickname schtick is unbearable now (I don't know when it was fresh, but come on).

You can just see him at his desk, thinking these bon mots up.

Hmmm.. Curtis Martin, Curtis Martin. Aha! Curtis "My Favorite" Martin! Gold baby, pure comedy gold!
 
2005-12-18 07:58:40 PM  
michael irvin. come on worst analyst ever. give him his crack pipe back and his walking shoes and escort his ass back to the ghetto
 
2005-12-18 08:04:09 PM  
Climberdusk: I kinda like Dick, especially from way back when. Now, I don't know that I'd want to have him over for dinner.


Hey....long time no talkie.

Dickie V (or "Dukie V) is a really small, fragile, tiny man in real life. I met him a few years ago and I was struck by how small he was.
 
2005-12-18 08:05:23 PM  
It's a tossup between Joe Morgan and Jim Rome.

Kablooey!
 
2005-12-18 08:35:25 PM  
they are pretty annoying but!!

I LOVE these guys!!

GO OCHO!!

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2005-12-18 08:50:04 PM  
cjo: Stephen A. Smith
Steve Berthuime when he says, "Say hello to my lil friend."
Michael Irvin
Jason Whitlock when they let him on the Sports Reporters


That's racist (except for Berthuime)!
 
2005-12-18 08:51:00 PM  
Oh, and anyone else who mentions Dick Vitale or Lee Corso get cockpunches.

I love those guys
 
2005-12-18 08:51:32 PM  
the Sunday Night Football crew
 
2005-12-18 09:13:49 PM  
Jim Rome. Really, I'd like to set fire to anyone in the media that puts on a phony, deep, raspy, "tough guy," broadcasting voice.
 
2005-12-18 09:15:20 PM  
HaywoodJablonski

Where's the line for the cockpunches start? Vitale is a moran.

/wow, never thought i'd volunteer for one of those..
 
2005-12-18 10:24:38 PM  
No one has mentioned Collin Cowherd yet? I'm shocked!! I'll vote for him, Jason Whitlock, and "Screamin" A. Smith. I don't really have any problems with the guys on SportsCenter.

/misses Kenny Mayne on SC and Tony Kornheiser on Radio.
 
2005-12-18 10:32:27 PM  
I'll take "People You Just Wanna Pound And Pound With A Shovel" for $400, Alex.

...Who is Skip Bayless?
 
2005-12-18 10:56:43 PM  
Skip Bayless hands down.

Bayless who legally changes his name to 'skip' hosts cold pizza with Woody Paige and has yet to provide an entertaining or insightful opinion on anything.
 
2005-12-18 10:59:34 PM  
I'd like for them to bring Rush Limbaugh back, just so we could set him on fire. He can come back for one show, say whatever he wants, things like "don't count out the Steelers in the AFC" and "please don't set me on fire after the show", then after the show there's a ceremony where they set him on fire.
 
2005-12-18 11:09:54 PM  
Top Ten (in descending order of who deserves to be set on first most)

10. Anyone who attemps to fill in for Kornheiser or Wilbon on PTI.
9. Michael Irvin
8. Dick Vitale
7. Jon Miller & Joe Morgan
6. Peter Gammons
5. Stu Scott
4. Jim Rome
3. The entire Sunday Night Football team
2. Skip Bayless
1. Chris Berman (the biggest blowhard on TV)

I can't believe Jim Rome is only the fourth most awful thing on ESPN.

Two and three were almost too close to call. To think that Bayless could be as bad as three people combined, but he is.

/I love Steven A. Smith. I can't help it. I love the NBA.
// I also love that nut Woody Paige
 
2005-12-18 11:31:06 PM  
Damn, how the hell could I forget Skip Bayless? If he was ever on Collin Cowherd's show and they got into an argument, I would find someway to disagree with both of them.
 
2005-12-18 11:43:58 PM  
Only one mention of Paul Maguire. I am very saddened :(

Joe Morgan would come in a tie with Mr. Maguire. Along with Tim McCarver, they completely the trifecta of awful.
 
2005-12-18 11:44:31 PM  
The guy who does their hocky commentary on Sports Center.
 
2005-12-18 11:45:47 PM  
It should be who wouldn't I set on fire. My top five to get off the air forever:
Peter Gammons, for his Red Sox bias
Stephen A. Smith
Stuart Scott. This man is the person most responsible for making Sportscenter an unwatchable mess. Most of the ESPN guys try to imitate him and are just as annoying. My #1 pick easily.
Chris Berman. The made up names thing must end. Now.
Skip Bayless. I don't know why he ever decided to go into sports but he hates everything.
 
2005-12-18 11:46:35 PM  
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i REFUSE to choose just one. BOOYAA
 
2005-12-18 11:46:50 PM  
Why pick one when you can burn the whole station down?
 
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