Sounds like fun..... Except for the religious part.

Scott114: Sounds like fun..... Except for the religious part.

Take out the religion and add non-stop sex and you have...

Scientology has NOTHING on Jim Jones.

Amatuers

It should be noted that these reports are all from people who were scientologists themselves.

/Not defending Cruise or anything
//He's batshiat crazy

FWIW: Compare with this version.

"You are a member of a very exclusive club."
"The Black Panthers?"

Is this the place he was when he learned about the history of Psychiatry?

Alright Econo-save...YOU JUST MADE THE LIST.

Who wouldn't be hot for a religion that treats you like a god.

Well, maybe no one with a brain. But when did anyone with a brain ever go into acting?

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Take out the religion and add non-stop sex and you have...

Keep the religion and sex and you have...



Everything old is new again...

I'm pretty sure Nicole Kidman is not a scientologist, and never was.

OMFG - how tiny is David Miscavage if Tom Cruise towers above him?!?!

Tom Cruise spend much of 1980s and 1990s having every whim catered to, in secret compound surrounded with barbed wire. Locally known as "Number Six"

Me Tom Cruise. Me spend time. Me get catered. Me grunt.

/spent

I'm still waiting for the war between the Scientologists and Mormons for control of the universe.

It will culminate in an epic battle as David Miscavige reveals his true form and a 200 ft golden Maroni awakens from its slumber in the mountains of Utah.

An apostate? He should see a doctor about that. I had one of those once and it hurt like the dickens.

Logweasel: OMFG - how tiny is David Miscavage if Tom Cruise towers above him?!?!

I think we've figured out why Cruise first joined* Scientology. He found people who could look up to him.

* Obviously, remains a member because it rendered him so batshiat insane that only other scientologists would keep him company.

The goal of these procedures is an "operating thetan" - a being who can act independently of his physical body, and can cause physical events to occur through sheer force of will. The "operating thetan" would be capable of dismissing illness and psychological disorder in others at will.

http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/fishman/ot3.html

In others yes - in oneself - not so much.

Anyone have a Google earth image of this place?

Cruise is edging up there toward Jacksonism, if you ask me.

IamPatSajak: and never was.

I don't think so either. Everything I came up with in a 5 min google said as soon as she left him she left scientology. She apparently gave it lip service only as long as she was with him (she also stopped giving him any "Lip Service" IfyouknowwhatImean.

/second closest thing to what he apparently likes
//IfyouknowwhatImean

http://www.toddumbarger.com/cruisebaby.jpg

Props to anyone who gets Katie's haircut/outfit.

(from PresentCompanyExcluded's article): "Miscavige, a firearms enthusiast, introduced Cruise to skeet shooting at the compound, according to an ex-member who said the actor was so grateful that he sent an automated clay-pigeon launcher to replace an older, hand-pulled model."

Compound? Check. Barbed Wire? Check. Firearms? Check. What do I have to do, write the ATF a letter?? Let's get Waco on the religious nuts!

I bet he has that midget butler serving him drinks too!

/while Beatles tunes play.

Ron Hubbard is laughing his ass off right now. He had a sick sense of humor and anyone who has read his mission earth series knows he created this religion as joke. One of the most ingenious pranks of all time.

Anyone have a Google Maps location on the Cali compound?

Grammar Nazi ATTACK!

If I was named Miscavage I would have changed my name a long time ago. Maybe to Abortvon.

Like who cares.

this stuff about cruise is getting boring,

Here is the link

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Hemet,+CA&ll=33.833465,-116.986166&spn=0.011328, 0.025603&t=k&hl=en

orrinbloquy

rosemary's baby, very nice.

At these higher levels and at a potential cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars Scientologists learn Hubbard's secret theory of human suffering, which he traces to a galactic battle waged 75 million years ago by an evil tyrant named Xenu.

good stuff.

Hmm, to ridicule Tom Cruise or bad headline grammar...

/choices, choices

Can Google Maps find the camp? :)

the press can always find an apostate to help fabricate these accounts.

You're a Scientologist, then?
*backs away slowly*

/Never trusts religious texts that have volcanoes on the cover, or those that nail Jews to trees.

It's only a matter of time before the Scientologists buy Neverland.

Mad Scientist

Hmm, to ridicule Tom Cruise or bad headline grammar...

/choices, choices

yeah that was a hard of for me too.

36 posts and no "buttsecks" owl?

"OT VII" for Operating Thetan VII.

LOL

if the nr 6 a reference to the guy in room 6 in 'V like Vendetta'?

The War Against $cientology begins Dec. 26.

Mad Scientist: Hmm, to ridicule Tom Cruise or bad headline grammar...

In Jesus's words, the headline stays only a day but we'll have morons around forever.

I still get regular mailings from the Scientologists. This week's featured a big full-color poster telling me about Flag Auditing.

The opening paragraph: "The first principle on which we operate is that Flag auditing must be absolutely flawles, completely flubless and there are no failed sessionas and there are no flubs."

Such fun.

Submitter spend too little time on grammar checking