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(FunReports)   Gaylord Focker was right after all: You can milk a cat's nipples   (funreports.com) divider line 59
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2005-12-16 09:32:52 AM
That's... just... wrong
 
2005-12-16 09:37:12 AM
Eating and reading headlines can ruin a man's appitite
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-12-16 09:38:26 AM
Note to self: do not let kittens near my nipples.
 
2005-12-16 09:38:48 AM
You can milk anything with nipples.
 
2005-12-16 09:39:58 AM
I have nipples moops. could you milk me?
 
2005-12-16 09:42:24 AM
The lipstick on the butt is an extra added bonus and will cost you more.
 
2005-12-16 09:46:06 AM
darkhorse23 wtf the the lipstick on a cat butt reference i keep seeing on fark?
 
2005-12-16 09:49:28 AM
Moops

try here Cat's Asses 101
 
2005-12-16 10:03:05 AM
AesopRock_00: I have nipples moops. could you milk me?


The disturbing answer, is probably yes, depending on how much time you have. You can usually cause a male to lactate by stimulating them regularly over a period of days, weeks, or months. The difference between male breasts and female breasts is the fatty deposits, not glands. A fairly common condition is called gynecomastia - that's where males, usually at puberty, start developing breasts, even though they go away.
 
2005-12-16 10:12:56 AM
AesopRock_00: I have nipples moops. could you milk me?

(mockingly and muttering) "I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?" (wrestles with itchy collar of borrowed turtleneck shirt)

That movie has rewatch value 36.
 
2005-12-16 10:21:59 AM
kittens have been hip to this fact for years.

/didn't RTFA
 
2005-12-16 11:07:25 AM
Male? WTF?
 
2005-12-16 11:08:28 AM
Dogs, too. Where do you think you get chihuahua cheese?
 
2005-12-16 11:08:52 AM
even more disturbing- you could make cat CHEESE.
 
2005-12-16 11:09:10 AM
VGCats: Homogenized? No, I like the ladies.

/I don't need to know these things!
 
2005-12-16 11:11:14 AM
I now want a pizza made with cheese made from cheerleader breast milk. Does that make me a bad man?
 
2005-12-16 11:12:09 AM
Yes. Yes it does. I have to go be very ill now.
 
2005-12-16 11:13:27 AM
damn, Sven_Burger, I had the same question.

and Devil Goat, is that more disturbing than turning human milk into human-cheese?
 
2005-12-16 11:13:53 AM
moops [TotalFark]

darkhorse23 wtf the the lipstick on a cat butt reference i keep seeing on fark?


It was in a TF thread (during my brief run as a TFer), someone asked if a cat's ass touches the ground when it sits down, because their cat was sitting on their dining room table or something and it was grossing them out. Someone suggested putting lipstick on the ass and seeing if it left a mark, and a legend was born!
 
2005-12-16 11:16:10 AM
Im not sure. I will have to conduct tests using my patented disturbing-ometer.
 
2005-12-16 11:16:19 AM
. . . when the lipstick hits the anus . . .
 
2005-12-16 11:18:34 AM
When I first saw the image in the article, I thought I was looking at a two-headed cat.
 
2005-12-16 11:18:44 AM
 
2005-12-16 11:19:11 AM
 
2005-12-16 11:21:49 AM
umm... Radieaux... WTF?
 
2005-12-16 11:22:10 AM
"Well, on the tour - - the film said they used frog DNA
to fill in the gene sequence gaps. They mutated the
dinosaur's genetic code and blended it with that of
frogs. Now, some West African frogs have been known to
spontaneously change sex from male to female, in a
single sex environment. Malcolm was right! Look, life
found a way!"
 
2005-12-16 11:23:17 AM
BWAHAHAHAA
 
2005-12-16 11:24:55 AM
Creepy goodle search for Male Lactation : Milkmen
 
2005-12-16 11:25:31 AM
so you can milk a pussy's tits? very very strange
//off to the pet store
///PetCo won't let me in their store anymore
 
2005-12-16 11:26:12 AM
Holy farking christ! that is just... plain... nasty Asteron!
 
2005-12-16 11:27:50 AM
elendilmir I now want a pizza made with cheese made from cheerleader breast milk. Does that make me a bad man?

funniest...thing....ever!

/no
 
2005-12-16 11:30:25 AM
N. S. Radieaux:

As farked up as that is, my (now full grown 7 yr old cat) used to try to do that as a kitten. Sick shiat.

He also used to climb up on my shoulder and bite my ear before he fell asleep up there.

Cats rule.
 
2005-12-16 11:31:15 AM
 
2005-12-16 11:38:11 AM
 
2005-12-16 12:05:38 PM
N. S. Radieaux--

hahahahaha!
 
2005-12-16 12:10:03 PM
 
2005-12-16 12:13:33 PM
Of course you can. I used to work at SmithKline Beecham (now Glaxo SmithKline) and the tox dept had an automilker for rats. It had 10-12 small nipple things and a sling to hold the rat. Never got to see it in action, but they used it to test if the drug was passed via the mom to the pups.

/also got to see a syngina
//you use it to collect semen from bunnies
 
2005-12-16 12:20:56 PM
Psumek: Of course you can. I used to work at SmithKline Beecham (now Glaxo SmithKline) and the tox dept had an automilker for rats. It had 10-12 small nipple things and a sling to hold the rat. Never got to see it in action, but they used it to test if the drug was passed via the mom to the pups.

/also got to see a syngina
//you use it to collect semen from bunnies




But the real question is, did you ever milk a monkopotamus?
 
2005-12-16 12:25:35 PM
Psumek:Of course you can. I used to work at SmithKline Beecham (now Glaxo SmithKline) and the tox dept had an automilker for rats. It had 10-12 small nipple things and a sling to hold the rat. Never got to see it in action, but they used it to test if the drug was passed via the mom to the pups.

Rat milk?! You promised me dog or higher!
 
2005-12-16 12:29:04 PM
RobertBruce

We're years away from that. They only had a cunky. Cat/Monkey hybrid.
 
2005-12-16 12:40:57 PM
Of course, you can't flush a cat.

/Obscure?
 
2005-12-16 12:50:09 PM
I remember in 3rd grade, this kid in my class who lived next to the school had a cat, who had a litter of kittens. He conned us all into thinking he would milk the cat and would drink the milk if we collected enough money. He brought this little container with a pinkish white liquid to school and for about $15 drank it. Grossed us all out.
Found out later he took regular milk and added a little Strawberry Quik.
We let him keep the money for being so sly
 
2005-12-16 12:57:58 PM
aBearAware: umm... Radieaux... WTF?


Yeah... everyone knows that suckling cats prefer a woman's breast! (Warning: NSFW)

Breastfed cat
 
2005-12-16 01:06:53 PM
My cat gave me a Cleveland Steamer last night.

Does that count?

/long story
//only a Cleveland Steamer in the non-sexual connotation
///I'll shut up now
////slashy slash slash
 
2005-12-16 01:08:50 PM
 
2005-12-16 01:09:04 PM
Catching up with Frank Herbert only ~30 years late.

\Fufer Howatt milked a cat
\\not sure on spelling
\\\don't care enough to look up
 
2005-12-16 01:12:03 PM
ya beat me, with visuals no less . . . damn I'm not even a decent geek
 
2005-12-16 01:14:53 PM
This reminds me of something I did a while back.
www.stalkeresque.com/catmilk.html
 
2005-12-16 01:15:10 PM
Got the "Dune" DVD.

And that's what the subtitles said.

/No idea why there is a mouse taped up next to the cat. Always break into a belly laugh when I see the trussed up cat & mouse set.
 
2005-12-16 01:36:00 PM
Arthen:

Catching up with Frank Herbert only ~30 years late.

\Fufer Howatt milked a cat
\\not sure on spelling
\\\don't care enough to look up


that whole cat milking thing is all David Lynch. I don't recall anything like that from Herbert's book
 
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