Thanks matt4684

Does this make me a whore?

/I feel a little dirty
//but just a little

Thanks Raven77!

You're welcome. I leave it to the remaining TFers to sponsor any more deserving people, I'm done for the day. Have a good night, everyone.

consider this my plea.

I don't plea very well tho , so ask me to jump around, draw a picture of the pirate or turtle, or put the lotion in the basket and I'll happily oblige.

Or I'll cover YOUR second month if and when I re-up.

:)

Since my offer of sending disgusting nude, lewd pictures of myself didn't work (as much as I suspected it wouldn't), I will rework the offer. I will not send any pictures of myself, nude or otherwise, to anyone who is kind enough to sponsor me for TF.

I dunno if anybody's reading this far down (well I certainly didn't), but I just wanted to say that if anyone chose to buy me a month of TF, it would probably just annoy me, since I'd have to give it up after a month (I can't/won't use paypal).

So that's okay, I don't need it.

/so why am I posting in this thread?
//a nice cup of hypocrisy in the morning
///and reverse psychology never works, d'oh

It would be great if someone would sponsor me...and if it helps, I have a huge rack. :)

/yay, exploitation
//boingie boingie

Ok so I lied, but I was too late anyway.

THANK-YOU to whoever sponsored me. Really appreciate it, sorry I just noticed now, better late than never right? Wish it wasn't anon so I could thank you personally, er email personally......

Im not gonna beg, but some TF would be nice. thanks nhbass for last time

closeminded.: Meh. I'd have to see some serious girl-on-girl amateur porn of the Lite-ette to give a sponsorship. No toys, no sponsorship, if ya know what I'm saying.

Nice to see that Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a Farker.

/Come On Give It to ME BABY!!

Many thanks to you, anonymous donor of TotalFark! I promise not to take the haiku and limerick thing too far.

Alright... here's my joke:

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Getting her out of the wheelchair.

If that joke isn't Totally Farked, then I don't know what is.

/ticket please

Wait, you mean TF doesn't stand for TeamFortress? Gah.

Whats the difference between a total farker and a "liter" access wise.

/Boobies...long time reader

Really I'm sincere about this.
Sponcer me, and I pick out of hat two more lites, in this thread and pay for them. All lites are in a hat, no repeats.
U can double check by saving page,
I will post whom wins the draw 20 minutes before I pay theirs.

But my offer, yawn, is over at 12:20 my time. that's in 1 hr. yawn. but really i will stay up and pay up if I get the fantastic total fark. thanks

Do you realize how many lites there are in this thread?

WayneKer WayneKerr
BrotherTheodore
i81icu812
comfortably_dumb
Crap4Brains
GreyAlien ....opted out..:?
MrCoff33
Lampmonster
GnomePaladin
Lenny and Carl
45cal
PetePuma
comfortably_dumb
Neises
Headso
absolutelychecken
gr8fultom
I_kicked_Chester
I'm the HA! HA! guy
Bea Arthur
gr8fultom
comfortably_dumb
stymie
purplesmoke420
cynispasm
Mikenolike
ignoramus
fornulf
Ol' Doc Washburn
Livingdead
Headso
Chair of Indefinite Studies
WayneKerr
caribmon
ral315
gunslinger19
Peckerwood
koniver
strothgar
comfortably_dumb
10.0.0.1
PancakeBunny
Peckerwood
stigmata
audacity242
Chair of Indefinite Studies
Mattytee
burber
strothgar
pmc666
koniver
ral315
zyxxyz
Old_Chief_Scott
BigBadPoppaBear
Heuer
audacity242
Headso
burber
grimace78
koniver
DNA Rifle
trappedspirit
jaylight2003
PFC Obvious
gnatwest
Peckerwood
theviciousscribe
zyxxyz
tapdancingchrist
Car_Ramrod
luckyeddie
theviciousscribe
kabloink
sprnplr
luckyeddie
baschalove
Remo_williams
trappedspirit
BXRWXR sick
PFC Obvious
grimace78
Collusive Acumen
CaptQueeg
hanna2056
Old_Chief_Scott
tapdancingchrist
theviciousscribe
luckyeddie
RiverRat
robxiii
hoots_toot_ochaye
10.0.0.1
trappedspirit
Barnstormer
baschalove
slooser
Dumle
richlip
texas_tornado
Fark You
jslicer
halomasterd4n
burber
dustbunnysoup
Teenwolf
BakaDono
Haruko_Haruhara
hirogenalpha
Doolspin
cugh
irishgambino
Fluffy
SouthCarolinaFatz

These are the names in my hat, all aprox same size. Printed and cut into strips. These were all lites when I copy/pasted them. In offchance one is picked whom has a sponcer already. I will pull a third name.
Sorry to attention whore the thread like this. But I am Half Norse, and sometimes I just don't get it. I hate decisions so the hat pull is my easy way.

Dosn't it just make your heart melt? All the time spent on such great names and comments and all to get a chance to be sponcered. Sniff. sniff.

NOTE.. I just found many duplicates by alphebetizing list in Word. Printing and Snipping again for hat draw. This is fun. : (

If you're going to have duplicates, it may as well be me. :-)

Fluffy: If you're going to have duplicates, it may as well be me. :-)

Hey my cat's name is Fluphie.
Glad you stopped by because it was like I was in this thread playing with myself.

It's after 1am here and my offer is past time.
If as I post, I see I have been sponcered. I will do this draw. Otherwise, G. Night

If only you'd take something besides PayPal...

Dear Sirs,

I am regretting actually working yesterday and missing on the joy of solicitation for a TotalFark membership. I will listen to my Ray Wylie Hubbard CD's and ponder.

Thank You,

DA In Brenham

/God Bless Ray Wylie Hubbard
\"I never used the cocaine to get high, I just liked the way it smess"
\\ RWH Conversation with the Devil
\\\New CD early next year
\\\\Listen for Snake Farm "It just sounds nasty"

Dear sirs,

That should read

\"I never used the cocaine to get high, I just liked the way it smells"

Thanks,

DA in Brenham

Well I'll be. Someone got me TF!

To the person who was so generous, have a wonderful Christmas/Holiday/Solstice... Whatever! Just have a good end of the year...


/I just might give TF to someone else...

I have nude pictures of your spouse and/or significant other, and I am preparing to post them right now. Do you really want to risk it?

Paypal is the deal breaker.

In case any kind hearted sponsors are still here, ... here's the first joke to make ME laugh in a long time, .. but meh , ..I'm FROM LOUISIANA

*taps the mic* .... *Is this thing on?*

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?



Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?"



The REDHEADED girl leaned over the counter and said , "Burrrrrrrr,gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."



Please sponsor me, Thanks

What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
Happy Holidays!

V. late to thread.
Went to office party last night.
Six pints of belgian cherry beer (draft)
Not massively productive day today.

Man goes to a zoo.
They only had a dog.

It was a shiatzu....

\Never used slashy before
\\Not sure if allowed too now
\\\Shameless prostitution of art for freebie TF
\\\\Wonders if enough slashies can draw some kind of christmas tree like thing down the left side of the screen?