A cactus as a deadly weapon, in Wisconsin, in December.

You gotta give this guy credit. He's no slouch when it comes to finding a weapon.

I read an old Batman story were some bank robbers dipped a cactus in "deadly nightshade" and used it to hold up the place.

Robin: "*gulp* And I almost got stuck with it!"

What a prick.

Rare photo of the assailant making his getaway:

god i love living here

I'm sorry officer...I was cleaning it and didn't knowit was loaded...

only in sheboygan

Whoa. Where can I get one of those, krelborne?

It was self defense.
She struck him with a porcupine first.

/Never take a knife to a gunfight.

They have cactus in Winsonsin?


No, i DIDN'T read the article.

This is a thorny issue.

/sorry, got nuthin

I dunno, Satan, that was just from a GIS.

Sounds like a sticky situation....

Wisconsin.....gets the cactus....

Sheboygan is an odd medium sized town of ~50,000. It is socially conservative, economically left wing and damn cold.

In short, for a Libertarian who was born and Florida, it is my own private Hell...

The women... on average, 50-70 extra pounds of cottage cheese crammed into spandex, short, cropped ugly hair cuts and the personality of Roseanne Barr...

Booze... need boooze... must... have.... booze...

Its a shame that you can get ten years in pound me in the arse prison just for needling somebody.

MoriyaMug "I read an old Batman story were some bank robbers dipped a cactus in "deadly nightshade" and used it to hold up the place."



"The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, Sally. Sally!!!

2005-12-15 11:10:29 AM ericjohnson0

Sheboygan is an odd medium sized town of ~50,000. It is socially conservative, economically left wing and damn cold.

In short, for a Libertarian who was born and Florida, it is my own private Hell...

The women... on average, 50-70 extra pounds of cottage cheese crammed into spandex, short, cropped ugly hair cuts and the personality of Roseanne Barr...

Booze... need boooze... must... have.... booze...



Dont forget the minute population of cats due to the massive hmong population.

Mention my name in Sheboygan

/but please don't mention my address

krelborne

Oh, I definetly believe Cactaur did that shiat.

/Final Fantasy geek

Remember the scene in Blazing Saddles where Bart lures the Klansmen behind the rock? In the book (did you know there was a book???) the dialog from the Waco Kid goes something like this:

OK, Bart, let's go.
Bart, what are you doing?!
Bart, you can't shove a catus up a guy's...
Well, not all the way...
GAAK! Aw, geez, Bart...

I had no idea redboxchilipepper moved to Wisconsin.

Victim's name was Roy.

s/catus/cactus/

Preview? We don't need no steenking preview!

"Cactus assault" would be a good name for a rock band.

I think a good name for a rock band would be Deathless Corporate Entity. Band members could wear dark suits and scream a lot.

The women... on average, 50-70 extra pounds of cottage cheese crammed into spandex, short, cropped ugly hair cuts and the personality of Roseanne Barr...

The women who will actually look at ericjohson0 anyway. I'm sure he's quite the prize himself. I also live in Sheboygan and this is quite an exaggeration. The Roseanne Barr personality part is true in some cases, but if you beat them down with a cactus often enough they tend to tone it down some ...

Dinty Moore's Law-

It was self defense.
She struck him with a porcupine first.

/reminds me of that joke, how do porcupines mate? Very carefully or not at all.
//I was born in Wisconsin.
///I've never brandished a cactus.
///What am I missing out on?

I get the point.

The mugshot makes it all the better.

vandiesel: I also live in Sheboygan and this is quite an exaggeration. The Roseanne Barr personality part is true in some cases, but if you beat them down with a cactus often enough they tend to tone it down some ...

LMAO ROTFL

Well Van you know what they say...

Q-What do all abused women have in common?
A-They didn't know when to shut up...

Seriously, this town... This Town... from pulling over black guys at 1am because their windows were 'tinted too dark' to having painted, ugly old chairs all over as 'Art,' to celebrating 'Bratwurst Day' this is one bizarre, weird town.

The women up here really make little or no effort to look good, especially the over 25, married with kids types. They treat men like pets and the economy is stagnant because of a confiscatory tax structure...

Ugly...

RightsaidSteve: Dont forget the minute population of cats due to the massive hmong population.


Oops... I forgot about that...

"Mommy... what is 'sweet and sour calico?'"

A ruptured ear drum is bad, bad stuff. My mom had a hole in her eardrum which took 12 operations to finally fix (different types of grafts, since 11 didn't hold).

In the mean time, she had to suffer deafness from all the packing they needed to keep the graft in place and safe. Plus, she had nasty tinnitus. She definitely has hearing loss and will have a lifetime of using ear drops and visiting her doctor every 3 weeks to check her ear.

This lifetime of suffering happened because my evil step-grandmother never took her to the doctor when she screamed in pain from ear infections.

/Glad someone's going to remind what it feels like to get "pricked" for 10 years.

I'm not a big fan of Sheboygan. People in Milwaukee seem to think it's this lovely place...I always thought it just kinda sucked. It's like Kenosha...trapped in another era.

I remember reading an article awhile back about there being some excellent eligible bachelors in Sheboygan. I never laughed so hard in my life.

The Phone Losers of America wanted for questioning.

It's like Kenosha...trapped in another era.

I call it kenowhere, with kenothing to do.

Who has a problem with Brat Days?

What other day can you see 'Sheboygan's Finest' all wasted in one place on one day?

+ they have top notch entertainment such as Loverboy, Vince Neil, and Foreigner every year.

That would be one hell of a party if they actually paid some decent bands to play.

/love brats.

Sheboygan is also the only place you can get completely wasted for under $40. And I am talking completely wasted.......

Who wants to meet at GM's for happy hour?

2005-12-15 02:47:58 PM sulla

Sheboygan is also the only place you can get completely wasted for under $40. And I am talking completely wasted.......

Who wants to meet at GM's for happy hour?


No way man, 10 0 2 Rolling Rock ON TAP!!!111!!

Mindbuzz, he SLIPT HER EARDRUM. You think he should just be able to walk? Do you have a mullet too?

Any of you guys want to meet at the SkyBox?

Man, I farking HATE 10,000 needles...

/Props if you get this

it wouldn't have been my first choice for weaponry, but now i might think otherwise.....