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2005-12-14 12:46:55 PM  
Come and get it, biatch.

 
2005-12-14 01:19:30 PM  
The penguins will fight back. Oh yes, they will fight back. And on that day, man will learn firsthand...

"The Vengeance of the Penguins!"
 
2005-12-14 01:21:00 PM  
<b>newmoonpuppyhead:</b> <i>The penguins will fight back. Oh yes, they will fight back. And on that day, man will learn firsthand...</i>

<i>"The Vengeance of the Penguins!"</i>


Will that be narrarated by Morgan Freeman?
 
2005-12-14 01:24:37 PM  
[Sister Mary Stigmata]: No, no, I will not take your filthy stolen money.
[Jake]: Well then... I guess you're really up shiat Creek.
 
2005-12-14 01:29:42 PM  
I'd do it for free!

/I enjoy nothing more than bashing my penguin in the morning.
 
2005-12-14 01:36:38 PM  
I love this joke:

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: I dunno. How?

A: Fark her.
 
2005-12-14 01:38:58 PM  
Wanted for questioning

 
2005-12-14 02:03:20 PM  
Did someone summon GWAR?
 
2005-12-14 02:09:26 PM  
Opus has gone into hiding
 
2005-12-14 02:14:01 PM  
Damnit! I thought I'd just found my dream job until i RTFA.

:-(

Shame on you submitter for getting my hopes up!
 
2005-12-14 02:14:14 PM  
Get out, and don't come back, until you've redeemed yourselves!
 
2005-12-14 02:14:26 PM  
secretagentwang

newmoonpuppyhead: "The penguins will fight back. Oh yes, they will fight back. And on that day, man will learn firsthand...'The Vengeance of the Penguins!'"


Will that be narrarated by Morgan Freeman?



No, fool. Samuel L. Jackson will do the narration. Yeesh.
 
2005-12-14 02:14:40 PM  
Somebody post the picture of the penguins with guns from Futurama, thx.
 
2005-12-14 02:14:42 PM  


"Bring it..."
 
2005-12-14 02:15:26 PM  
Q. How do you not get a nun pregnant?

A. You fark her in the ass!

/just following up control's joke
//too early?
 
2005-12-14 02:16:44 PM  
Pengooin smashing .....nice work, if you can get it
 
2005-12-14 02:17:33 PM  
And so it begins........
 
2005-12-14 02:18:52 PM  
GIS for "nun" = NSFW

also:

Come and get snun

/It should be time to go home...sorry
 
2005-12-14 02:19:40 PM  
Something tells me that Bill Gates is behind all this...
 
2005-12-14 02:23:38 PM  
LocalCynic
All I could find REALLY quickly
 
2005-12-14 02:24:24 PM  
penuins are practically chicken
 
2005-12-14 02:24:54 PM  
Don't know why, but I laughed at the headline...

A lot...
 
2005-12-14 02:26:30 PM  


Taken care of.
 
2005-12-14 02:28:37 PM  
Doesn't say what nationality the nuns were. Are there Chinese nuns?
 
2005-12-14 02:29:22 PM  
Danny Devito and Burgess Meredith? why what did they do?
 
2005-12-14 02:29:28 PM  
Damn, the those Microsoft user groups are getting pretty militant in China.
 
2005-12-14 02:33:59 PM  


BRING IT.

/while you're at it find me Sarah Connor too.
 
2005-12-14 02:34:07 PM  
Beat the penguin... is that what they're calling it now?
 
2005-12-14 02:35:55 PM  
doublem: Damn, the those Microsoft user groups are getting pretty militant in China.

Took me a second. :)
 
2005-12-14 02:39:55 PM  
What kind of farked world do we live in when a group of grown men cannot beat the crap out of some nuns?

Damn pinko commie bastards!
 
2005-12-14 02:40:04 PM  
 
2005-12-14 02:40:46 PM  
Pinko_Commie

Damnit! I thought I'd just found my dream job until i RTFA.

Dude, that is my dream job!
 
2005-12-14 02:45:53 PM  
Chinese government hires men to beat up penguins

Well, I don't blame them. After the women refused to club seals, you couldn't leave this job in their hands.
 
2005-12-14 02:45:59 PM  
are they beating up nuns again?

/DNRTFA
 
2005-12-14 02:46:28 PM  
Why aren't all the athiest celebrating? You all bash Christians here all the time. It's a small step from verbal persecution to physical persecution. Aren't you all happy?
 
2005-12-14 02:47:56 PM  


i know, i know, not nuns. but it was the first thing i thought of. They are old like nuns...
 
2005-12-14 02:52:28 PM  
Why aren't all the athiest celebrating? You all bash Christians here all the time. It's a small step from verbal persecution to physical persecution. Aren't you all happy?

Please, tell me that was sarcasm. Tell me you don't buy into the whole "Attack on Christmas" thingee that doesn't even exist. Tell me you're not that stupid to be led around by others who have no interest in your beliefs and only want your ears, eyes, vote, and money. Please.
 
2005-12-14 03:07:21 PM  
This happens in china all the time. Some opportunistic developers would collaborate with local government officials and hire thugs to destroy properties so they could kick the resident out with a very low/close to no compensation.
And you thought imminent domain in the US is bad...
 
2005-12-14 03:12:29 PM  
Mija: Why aren't all the athiest celebrating? You all bash Christians here all the time. It's a small step from verbal persecution to physical persecution. Aren't you all happy?


We are celebrating. I am masturbating to the article right now.
 
2005-12-14 03:17:07 PM  


We'll see what the penguin mafia has to say about this...

/In soviet KOL, peguins beat you!
 
2005-12-14 03:20:40 PM  
This is a clear example of the evils of western cultural dominance. If these had been kick-ass buddist kung fu nuns, there wouldn't have been a problem.
 
2005-12-14 03:24:33 PM  
I was so very, very relieved to find out they were beating up nuns, and not literal penguins.

Penguins rule. Ignorant women who give up their identity and sexuality in order to spend a life in servitude of their imaginary friend do not.

Always remember: Adults should not have imaginary friends.

That is all.
 
2005-12-14 03:32:19 PM  
Hey, how about open season on ALL women who wear oppressively covering garments because their religion tells them to?
 
2005-12-14 03:39:59 PM  
We are celebrating. I am masturbating to the article right now.

Okay...that is hilarious.
 
2005-12-14 03:56:09 PM  
The first rule of Penguin Fight Club is...
 
2005-12-14 04:06:38 PM  


bring it on.
 
2005-12-14 04:10:14 PM  
What will the lo-res men be doing?
 
2005-12-14 04:12:21 PM  

Obviously won't be beating up these penguins.
 
2005-12-14 04:14:42 PM  
Mija Why aren't all the athiest celebrating? You all bash Christians here all the time. It's a small step from verbal persecution to physical persecution. Aren't you all happy?


lighten up, St Francis.
 
2005-12-14 04:17:39 PM  
Vatican spokesman Joaquin Navarro-Valls (wah-KEEN' nah-VAHR'-oh valsh)

Did we really need to have the pronunciation of that name spelled out?
 
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