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(Some Gay)   Brokeback Mountain up to its ass in Golden Globe nominations   (cnn.com) divider line 591
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2005-12-13 04:33:14 PM
Harry Pooter: Bareback Mounting just proves that gay movies are the new jew movies when it comes to automatic and guaranteed Oscars.

OMG!!! HOMOPHOBIC ANTI-SEMITE!!

/is the kneejerk liberal reaction
 
2005-12-13 04:34:33 PM
Considering that the award shows very rarely go with the movies I actually consider serious contenders (I mean, come on, Life is Beautiful got ONE freakin' Oscar, and that was Best Foreign Film, pfft., I'll just blithely go on forming my own opinions.

Frankly, I've never been into modern cowboy movies...
 
2005-12-13 04:34:49 PM
The story was just excellent. I'm hoping the movie is the same. Written by McMurtry, directed by Ang Lee, starring two excellent actors...I don't think I'll be disappointed.

Unfortunately, it's not showing here, so I'll have to try to catch it while I'm travelling in a couple of weeks.
 
2005-12-13 04:35:08 PM
Harry Pooter:

Bareback Mounting just proves that gay movies are the new jew movies when it comes to automatic and guaranteed Oscars.

/we've come a long way, baby!


Good to see you got that hatred under control there, sizzle chest.
 
2005-12-13 04:35:38 PM
Timon of Athens: Right, because I was interested in it for it's artistic qualities.

Well, here's a review on Amazon. You tell me if this sounds worth seeing:

Lets be honest, most who are looking to this movie have done so because "The Princess" is getting nude. Infact you probably read about how nude she really gets from the view shown at the film festival. Well whatever nudity she may have had is down to a couple boob shots and a brief nipple shot and that's it. The reports of her showing stuff down south is not here, and any "activities" done down south ain't in it the move either. There were a couple potential areas where you could see where some potential was there for some hot action, but they got the "alternate ending". Anyways if you want to see it for a naked Anne Hathway look online, the still shots posted everywhere are about as good as it gets.
 
2005-12-13 04:35:44 PM
Harry Pooter

Bareback Mounting just proves that gay movies are the new jew movies when it comes to automatic and guaranteed Oscars.


Well, Mel Brooks was doing Gay Jew movies in the 1970s and 1980s.
 
2005-12-13 04:35:50 PM
All i know is that the tent they were using musta really stunk.
 
2005-12-13 04:36:06 PM
InmanRoshi
Brilliant!
 
2005-12-13 04:36:32 PM
ericjohnson0...

yes, you missed this one:

"Rump Rangers"
 
2005-12-13 04:36:58 PM
TheRealKlaatu
Father of Frankenstein is about the man who directed the original Frankenstein movies, with Boris Karloff et al. He was secretly homosexual, and so was nearly everyone else in Hollywood at the time. The book is surprisingly well-written, and is more about how weird it is to be gay when most people aren't, than being pro-gay rights.

Gods and Monsters was based on the book.
 
2005-12-13 04:37:20 PM
"The tea-colored river ran fast with snowmelt, a scarf of bubbles at every high rock, pools and setbacks streaming. The ochre-branched willows swayed stiffly, pollened catkins like yellow thumbprints. The horses drank and Jack dismounted, scooped icy water up in his hand, crystalline drops falling from his fingers, his mouth and chin glistening with wet.
"Get beaver fever doin that," said Ennis, then, "Good enough place," looking at the level bench above the river, two or three fire-rings from old hunting camps."

I have an ex-girlfriend who writes less sloppy slashfic of Teal'C boning Daniel.
 
2005-12-13 04:37:53 PM
Anyone else chuckle at the chosen verb in the article's first sentence?

"Brokeback Mountain," the story of two cowboys grappling with their love for each other,
 
2005-12-13 04:37:56 PM
"Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" Oh, they're at the bath house.
 
2005-12-13 04:38:15 PM
Mister Hands?
 
2005-12-13 04:38:53 PM

canyoneer-

Are you trying to tell us something here? Did Timmy get trapped in a mineshaft at the Old Miller Place?

 
2005-12-13 04:39:38 PM
TheAnvil

Damned skippy! I'll be going to see Brokeback Mountain to see Anne Hathaway's knockers, too!

/boobies
 
2005-12-13 04:39:49 PM
goddam gays. Farking liberals trying to make me watch ungodly films about queerin'. They are trying to take our rights away.
First they want marriage- they can already do that- marry a woman fer christsakes. Trying to have all these "special rights" that we don't have- like all this civil union crap.

Libtards keep pushing this down our throats, but I'm an american, and I should have some rights too- I should have the right to hate queers because them is unnatural.

-dumb redneck
 
2005-12-13 04:39:49 PM
IAmALawya

Timon: "I'm your Huckleberry. /gayest Val Kilmer role EVER."

You obviosly haven't seen Top Gun


Top Gun? You obviously haven't seen Top Secret
 
2005-12-13 04:39:56 PM
I enjoyed Jake Gyllenhaal's performance much more than Heath Ledger's. It was annoying how little Heath opened his mouth. Like he was dipping. I kept waiting for him to spit.
 
2005-12-13 04:40:10 PM
I think a better title would be: The Cornhole Rustle
 
2005-12-13 04:41:18 PM
Solare

I enjoyed Jake Gyllenhaal's performance much more than Heath Ledger's. It was annoying how little Heath opened his mouth.

Oooookaaaaaayyyyy then...
 
2005-12-13 04:41:30 PM
Goddamn Hollywood and their obsession with promoting cowboy homosexuality. They make a big deal out of two vaqueros getting it on, and not one peep about when Aslan gets double-stuffed in "Narnia."
 
2005-12-13 04:41:35 PM
I saw a porn lover's gift guide last week, and the writer claimed he couldn't find "Merry Fistmas." Now that's a shame.
 
2005-12-13 04:41:57 PM
Coprophagy: IAmALawya

Timon: "I'm your Huckleberry. /gayest Val Kilmer role EVER."

You obviosly haven't seen Top Gun

Top Gun? You obviously haven't seen Top Secret


Top Secret? You obviously haven't seen Willow
 
2005-12-13 04:42:13 PM
killdawabbitt

Yeah, I think you've got the impersonation down perfectly. Wait... too few many teeth.
 
2005-12-13 04:42:20 PM
Pinchy129: it's as if Hollywood made this movie simply as a poke in the eye to the Right

The world didn't start turning in 2000 you know.

Harry Pooter:

Bareback Mounting just proves that gay movies are the new jew movies when it comes to automatic and guaranteed Oscars.

The trend I'm seeing is that they seem to reward filmmakers for tackling tough subject matter. Care to proove me wrong?
 
2005-12-13 04:42:30 PM
Hahaha, oh wow, Globes are touching?
 
2005-12-13 04:43:13 PM
the_pgoat: I thought the story was by Annie Proulx?
 
2005-12-13 04:43:15 PM
wibblyhead

"not one peep about when Aslan gets double-stuffed in "Narnia." "
---

Thanks to Kevin Smith, I can't eat those cookies any more. Which is probably why I don't look like Kevin Smith any more, either.
 
2005-12-13 04:43:25 PM
Bareback Mounting
Broke his back mounting
ButtCrack Mounting


I mean, it's really endless the alternate titles you could churn out for this thing highlighting the sexuality of the main characters. I think, if you're familiar with the story, you're aware that it's not a movie about a couple of flaming homosexuals. I'm well-aware that's the only way many folks like to see homosexual relationships portrayed, but it's highly unrepresentative. Generally, I think gayness makes some people feel uncomfortable and they seek to make it a joke as much as possible.

That said, I, too, can't stop thinking about the "gay cowboys eating pudding" South Park ep. *snicker*

But, really, I think the movie is worth a look, regardless of the nature of the relationship in it.

Me? I'm going to see it for a couple of reasons, but the main reason is I totally want to see those dudes slobber on one another. yum.
 
2005-12-13 04:43:51 PM
Its still not as gay as "Top Gun".
 
2005-12-13 04:44:20 PM
Solid State Vittles: It was written by Proulx. *nod* The screenplay was written by Larry McMurtry of cowboy novel fame.
 
2005-12-13 04:44:28 PM
Radworld4:

Its still not as gay as "Top Gun".

Nothing really is...
 
2005-12-13 04:44:31 PM
Damn... I can't find a picture of Phil Collins singing the song about the Oscar up his ass on South Park... anyone?
 
2005-12-13 04:46:00 PM
The nominees for best musical or comedy motion picture...

Now, I may be totally ouch of touch and don't give a shiat about the award shows, but aren't these completely unrelated to each other? I'm fairly certain a lot of musicals aren't comedy-centric and I know a lot of comedies that don't feature show-tunes.
 
2005-12-13 04:46:47 PM
Some days, Fark is just a headline writing contest. Which is fine with me. It's quicker that way.
 
2005-12-13 04:46:48 PM
the_pgoat: aaaah, thanks for the knowledge.
 
2005-12-13 04:47:04 PM
We're here, we're queer, and we don't want anymore bears!
 
2005-12-13 04:48:37 PM


I'll take "Movies I'll Never See in a Million Years" for a thousand, Alex.
 
2005-12-13 04:48:37 PM
I wonder how many Internet dweebs already freaking out over this unseen movie also worshipped LOTR:ROTK, cause damn, that ending was gayer than a Judy Garland convention.
 
2005-12-13 04:48:41 PM
Gayest (unintentionally gay) movie I've ever seen is "Interview with the Vampire". That movie alone probably sent Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt into the Gayan Hall Of Flame(er).

I swear there is a moment when they are about to kiss- it was even more uncomfortable for me in the big screen.
 
2005-12-13 04:48:45 PM
I enjoyed Jake Gyllenhaal's performance much more than Heath Ledger's. It was annoying how little Heath opened his mouth. Like he was dipping. I kept waiting for him to spit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EWWWWWWWW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, had the most startling mental image of Heath Ledger and a can of Skoal...It was teh disgusting...
 
2005-12-13 04:50:18 PM
A gay crip love story would be much better. Or better yet - a gay crip and a gay blood.
 
2005-12-13 04:50:21 PM
crawlspace

...What's the demographic this appeals to, anyway?...

Women 18-54? Doubt it. The leading man "sex symbols" in this flick don't apply, as the term "sex symbol" usually implies straight sex. Correct me if I'm wrong here...


Search the internet for Fanfic based on popular TV shows ("Lost"), pop music groups, Movies/books (LOTR) - you'd be amazed at the amount of females reading/writing "slash" based on popular people/characters
 
2005-12-13 04:50:47 PM
Oh come on. I can't WAIT to see this movie! I'll jump in between them and they can make a sandwich. Oh sorry, I mean "sammich."
We women like us some Jake and Heath.
 
2005-12-13 04:51:01 PM
 
2005-12-13 04:51:40 PM
This movie sounds like a pain in the *ss...

/got nuttin
 
2005-12-13 04:51:53 PM
InmanRoshi: Now this picture just screams "I love vagina (and America) !!!"

I'm still laughing over this. I need to slip that phrase into a conversation.
 
2005-12-13 04:52:00 PM
BillDarryl

What? I can say that, I'm a girl. You've got a dirty mind.
 
2005-12-13 04:52:02 PM
That's not manly!
That's very not manly!
 
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