Bareback Mountain?

baby_hewey I think somebody has a bit of teh Phobe!

/said in falsetto

"Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."

Michelle Williams, mmmmm...

Are lumberjacks gay also?

Well, they do put on womens clothing and hang around in bars.

'someone say pudding?'



/Picture really has nothing to do with the thread, just thought this Gotti dude looked strange.

Hollywood has morals and tolerance? Stop the presses...

yea i hate it when people who have never seen a thing try to opine on its content... those people are not to be given any clout ...........................................



unless your name is Joe Wilson and you claim a document is forged even though you have never seen said document ........im sorry, what were we talking about?

brokedick mountain, is what i'm calling it.

Timon: "I'm your Huckleberry. /gayest Val Kilmer role EVER."

You obviosly haven't seen Top Gun

djmase20
Having spent a bit of time on Total Fark in the past I can assure you that it was one of 25 submissions with a similar theme.

InmanRoshi: Yeah, go ahead and laugh it up you Godless liberals. Take a classic American icon like the Cowboy and queer him up.

Umm, those guys all totally looked teh queers!11elventyonez!

it's somber and slow and desperately sad and no one eats any pudding

this sounds more like my marriage, not some movie i'd run out to see. however, according to some here, if i choose not to see it because seeing two men feed each other tube steaks up the ass makes me a bit uncomfortable, i am uncomfortable with my sexuality. in that case, i'll admit to being quite comfortable with my uncomfortableness.

baby_hewey:

Go Figure, make a move about Buttseks and set it in a strongly Christan state, add a traditionaly macho charter type and volia! Oscars, Golden Globes and the like will flow from the anointed Hollywood roylaty. Blow me...
....away. I mean com'on who they trying to kid hear, this is just another farking movie made to force feed the gereral publik the homosexual agenda.

yeah, but do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?

2005-12-13 04:04:23 PM offacue

Don't forget pressing wild flowers!!

Hoo Boy, there's a passle a flatlanders in this here thread wagglin' their jaws about the "shock value" of homo sex among cowboys. Well I'm here to tell ya that it's an old story out in the canyons and on the mesas and prairies and in the tall pines and in the short grass. Jist what in hell did you think all them cowboys out there weeks n' months at a time did fer a little companionship, huh? Oh sure, they don't xactly advertize, so to speak, but any real Westerner, and ah don't mean them thar sissy computer programmers what like to put on stupid tassly hats and go rock climbin,' ahm talkin' REAL Westerners, can tell you that this here's one old story that's rarely told but known by all. Did all a you Eastern dandies think cowboys ain't HUMAN er sumthin? They ain't nessarily clean or smart or even all that nice, but they're human, all right.

Tom Cruise is in this?

"John Wayne was a fag. He was too, you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. He came to the door in a dress".

/obscure?

Good god, has this thread brought out the dopey-ass wingnuts.

And for the record, it's Bareback Mountin'

LemmyKilmeister: The hell he was!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.

1. Watch South Park
2. Rip off their ideas
3. Profit!

Brokeback Mountain, The Ringer, what's next, Rob Schneider in The Stapler?

I've given up and just call it the gay cowboy movie. Everybody knows what I mean.

/Though I think that they were, in fact, sheepboys...

repo man.

nothing is obscure on fark.

This movie is gay. There really isn't much more to say.

Rob Schneider in The Stapler?

derpa derpa derpa derp derp dum!

Gotta say...this headline made me laugh more than any other headline did today...good job

They were gonna preview it on board last wkend but didn't get alot of interest here. The idea of 2 hairy sweaty guys in leather smokin the peep didn't sound like alot of fun for 4500 guys that have been deployed for 5 months. Buzzy

/bung pudding, man that's a term that sorta stays with you.

If you don't eat his meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat his meat?

/so sorry, Pink Floyd
//so very very sorry

Ppl w/lisps ACTING-UPset about this in 3, 2,...oh, fark, I'm late, again.

"If I'm good, Uncle Steve is going to let me eat pudding. But as Pink Floyd said, you can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat..."

H31N0US: "John Wayne was a fag. He was too, you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. He came to the door in a dress".

/obscure?


Not unless you never saw Repo Man.

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Go read the movie spoiler here:

http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/brokebackmountain.html

It sounds dreadfully boring, sad in a "Old yeller" kinda of way. Go see Narnia atleast that's a flippin Christmas movie.

2005-12-13 03:59:38 PM nytyper
biatch, biatch...WE are a here, we are queer get used to it!

ericjohnson0

haHA

I can't believe the number of people who haven't seen this movie assuming the opinions of the critics who have seen this movie are based on something other than the damn movie. Can the idea that the film might actually be very good not fit into your heads? Do you not know that this movie has already won awards before its general release? Do you not understand that nowhere in the criteria for Golden Globe nominations is "mass popularity"?

Oh wait. Yes, I can. I can believe it. The film's got men in it who fall in love with and have sex with each other, and portrays them as human beings. That's almost as disgusting as those films with black leads in them, back when the librul critics were cramming the black agenda down our throats, trying to force-feed us the idea that black men could be something other than thugs and pimps, or occasionally, cops and soldiers. It's got to be librul Hollywood.

Poor old Tom Cruise didn't get the part that Jake Gayinhell got.

uttles: How lame. A film using gays as their dog and pony show, and a whole bunch of hollywood liberals yelling "alright, let's give all the awards to the gay movie, because it's so gay!!! yay!!!"

What a crock of shiat.

Don't you mean cock COVERED in shiat?

InmanRoshi: "I mean that in a God-fearin' way."
Classic post.

As george carlin said the closest they get to a cow is arbys.

Been done before.

The feel-good family movie of the holiday season.

Ang Lee movie... it's Russian Roulette. Either it's an outstanding movie with beautiful cinematography and direction, with great acting...

Or it's Hulk.

Hollywood scrambles to make movies about the construction worker, the cop, the Indian, and the biker.

And Arrested Development didn't get a single nomination.

FLYNAVY
I thought the navy was all about getting 3 squares a day and all the gay sex you can handle.

You know, rum, buggery and the lash.

In the NAAAAAVYYYY....



Have I been tragically misinformed?

Baelz: It sounds dreadfully boring, sad in a "Old yeller" kinda of way.


One of them gets rabies and has to be shot?

Browncoat

No, they keep humping peoples' legs.