I'm your huckleberry.

uttles
How lame. A film using gays as their dog and pony show, and a whole bunch of hollywood liberals yelling "alright, let's give all the awards to the gay movie, because it's so gay!!! yay!!!"

Exactly, how dare they come to a conclusion about a film without even, I don't know, FARKING SEEING IT!

You win the prize, skippy

Timon of Athens - ok, ill take your word on it. its been a while since ive seen that movie anyway.

/man, did it beat the shiat out of the costner version, tho

"Hey pilgrim... let's eat pudding and explore our sexuality..."

Hmm..Save a Horse?

I don't think this is what Big and Rich had in mind in that lyric where they're 'saddlin' up Ol Leroy'

/not that theres' anything wrong with that
//please don't spur me on
///All Hat and No Cuddle
////Ride 'em cowboy

I thought I was the only person that accidentally called it "Bareback Mountain."

I have made so many people laugh themselves silly over that for weeks.

/sorry for being an insensitive oaf

Go Figure, make a move about Buttseks and set it in a strongly Christan state, add a traditionaly macho charter type and volia! Oscars, Golden Globes and the like will flow from the anointed Hollywood roylaty. Blow me...
....away. I mean com'on who they trying to kid hear, this is just another farking movie made to force feed the gereral publik the homosexual agenda.


/Free Tookie!

I'm surprised this hasn't turned into a flamerwar... all the phobes must be hiding in the closet today

/too tired to make a coherent joke

Lemmy Kilmister

HAHAA!

John Wayne was a HOMO!


Hehehe....

It's funny cause it's true.

""AP: Cartman once described independent movies as gay cowboys eating pudding. Now we have Brokeback Mountain, an upcoming movie by Ang Lee about gay cowboys.

Stone: If they have pudding in that movie, Im going to lose my mind.

Parker: No, if theres pudding eating in there, were going to sue.

AP: Are you guys prophets?

Stone: No, but Cartman is. [Laughs] We went to Sundance a lot in the mid-to-late 90s, and you could just tell it was going toward gay cowboydom.""

source: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9744344/

Whaa...? I thought all cowboys were gay.

From the imdb site

Trivia: During the filming of the Fourth of July scenes in Fort Macleod the crew would get the extras pumped up by telling them to act like the Calgary Flames had just won the Stanley Cup.

/Is there a 'squeal like a pig reference' in the movie?
//Good job submitter

Dee-lici-ous!

Yes I saw the movie in a Entertainment Weekly preview. Women will love it, guys secure in their sexuality should enjoy it too. Guys not so secure in their sexuality should close their eyes till the boobies. Yes there are some might nice boobies in the movie. And that's coming for a girl.

TheAnvil, more like this...

Been there, done that!
The first one was "Blazing Saddles," I loves it!

...3 snaps in a perfect Z

A lot of people I know have seen this movie and say that it's wonderful. It's not a "gay movie" in fact there are a few boobie scenes in it. It's just about two men that develop a strong bond, fall in love, and have to go back to their wives and children. Then they eat pudding. The End.

anybody else notice the source is "Some Gay" and not "Some Guy"? I laughed at that too.

uttles
How lame. A film using gays as their dog and pony show, and a whole bunch of hollywood liberals yelling "alright, let's give all the awards to the gay movie, because it's so gay!!! yay!!!"
What a crock of shiat.

Oh, so you've seen it and can confirm that it is a bad movie and doesn't deserve the credit it's getting? I was wondering.

baby_hewey: this is just another farking movie made to force feed the gereral publik the homosexual agenda.

Ahh... I was wondering what that taste in my mouth was.

Whew.

fantasmo9: you've seen it then?

Limited release currently?. LA and NYC.

Big media push, we'll see how it does. If we get the truth.

cue the buttsecks pic

/surprised it hasn't popped up yet
//bareback mountain
///teh funnay

Contrabulous Flabtraption: "Bung Pudding"

Ohhhh.... Ohhh.... ROTFL LMAO....

So damn funny...

Is this actually a good film, or does it just have a lot of shock value as to the fact that the cowboys are gay?

Has anybody actually seen this movie yet? Subject-matter doesn't bother me, I just want to know if it's any good.

RottenTomatoes has it at 87% fresh.

baby_hewey:

Go Figure, make a move about Buttseks and set it in a strongly Christan state, add a traditionaly macho charter type and volia! Oscars, Golden Globes and the like will flow from the anointed Hollywood roylaty. Blow me...
....away. I mean com'on who they trying to kid hear, this is just another farking movie made to force feed the gereral publik the homosexual agenda.

That's the gayest thing I've ever read.

Or Bareback Mountin' ?

It that like Interracial Cowboy, Homo Kinda Love?

"What's the Deal? The thing to remember about this movie is that it's not "gay" in the way people think of that word in 2005. It's set in the 1960s, before there was an organized gay culture of any significance, especially in Wyoming. These characters think of themselves as heterosexual men with a secret not as gay. So if you're expecting Priscilla, Queen of the Rodeo you'll be a little disoriented. It's somber and slow and desperately sad and no one eats any pudding."

From the Movies.com review

so any bets on how long it takes for this thread to return to TFdom?

Golden Globes. Now with creamy pudding centers.

/Yeah, it's been said already.

uttles wins at the internets!!!!!!!1!!!eleventy!!!1

I'm gay, and I call it Bareback Mountain. I think it's funny. I don't know why some homos have to be so uptight.

Thank you. Thank you! I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses... err... waitress is not PC... head asploding...

FHBaJ- Hero.

Drop your gun Cowpoke, so's I can Toss your Salad.

I refuse to see this film because of the lifestyle it is trying to promote. Typical Hollywood trying to ram its immoral agenda down the throats of the American people without regard to the consequences.

I mean, if ONE person turns cowboy because of this movie, I'm going to go ballistic.

"two gay cowboys..."

Clearly what they meant to say was "openly" gay cowboys. It's well established that all cowboys are gay on some level...

I read this comic on Saturday and it didn't make any sense. Then I was reading the wife's People magazine while watching football... and couldn't stop laughing. It's not normal that I don't get a comic for 2 hours... but this was a great laugh.

I submitted a "BareBack Mountain" headline that was much better than this one.

"Puddinnnnng!!!"

Seriously, the fact that so many critics give this 10 out of 5 stars says more about the critics than the movie.

I remember when "Red Dawn" came out - the local Critic (Doug Brodie) was wiping phlem off his lips he was so down on it. Because the movie had a anti-gun-control scene - and he was pro-gun-control. Politics triumphs over watchability everytime for some folks.

A scene from actual movie:

baby_hewey: this is just another farking movie made to force feed the gereral publik the homosexual agenda.

I hate when folks make movies to push agendas......

Yeah, go ahead and laugh it up you Godless liberals. Take a classic American icon like the Cowboy and queer him up.

But in Redstate land, we prefer our Cowboys like they used to be ... dirty, gruff and EXTREMELY hetero.

For instance ..


Now this picture just screams "I love vagina (and America) !!!"



You weak, limp wristed liberals wish you could be this manly !!



Kenny Chesney is sitting on the beach with his shirt off .. but not because he's looking for sailors.

So listen up Hollywood. Quit shoving your morals and tolerance down our throats. We do things different in Red State land. We don't want your queers up on the screen for our children to become confused by. We likes our men big, strapping, burly with just enough 5-o'clock so that it kind of tickles when they nuzzle up on your neck from behind ... I mean that in a God-fearin' way.