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(   Complicated dances, bites on the rump, and ferocious backwards kicks are just a small part of the sexy wombat's lovemaking repertoire   ( divider line
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2005-12-13 12:18:25 PM  
"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing."

Are they sure they weren't watching a game of rugby union? It is Australia after all.
2005-12-13 01:11:28 PM  
"I would not engage the wombat
In any form of mortal combat."
--Ogden Nash
2005-12-13 01:12:49 PM  
Sounds about right...
2005-12-13 01:14:46 PM  
So my wife is really a wombat?
2005-12-13 01:25:05 PM  
niroth So my wife is really a wombat?

I wouldn't say so. I've found that she settles down a bit once we get the goggles on her.
2005-12-13 01:26:58 PM  
Submitter is not speaking from experience, I hope.
2005-12-13 01:33:57 PM  
But the director of Nocturnal Wildlife Research Ltd, biologist Clive Marks, found wombats were more likely than the average Aussie male to emulate moves from the Kama Sutra.

damn funny...
2005-12-13 01:38:19 PM  
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Unavailable for comment.
2005-12-13 01:39:23 PM  
I know my wife loves it.
2005-12-13 01:40:42 PM  
Like a full body dry heave

2005-12-13 01:41:58 PM  
Huh... sounds like a date with this skank...

[image from too old to be available]

2005-12-13 01:46:53 PM  
"I hate rainbows. There always crawling up your leg and biting your ass."
2005-12-13 01:47:45 PM  
Sounds like my sex life... Only blander.
2005-12-13 01:48:39 PM  
[image from too old to be available] + [image from too old to be available] ?
2005-12-13 01:51:19 PM  


2005-12-13 01:55:11 PM  
I'd hit it.

/marsupial fetish
//not really, but someone in the world has one
2005-12-13 01:59:13 PM  
goldspider beat me to it
//seriously.. first though was of marv albert
///does that make me ill?
2005-12-13 02:00:30 PM  
Not amused: [image from too old to be available]
2005-12-13 02:10:59 PM  
Tell me that there's an Elaine GIF floating around somewhere that someone can post...
2005-12-13 02:16:56 PM  
Are Wombats related to Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers?

/Mushroom Mushroom
//Was the first thing I thought of when I read the headline
2005-12-13 02:32:55 PM  
Sounds like my guinea pigs. Male 1 loves to hump male 2 , and male 2 wants nothing of it, but isn't tough enough to stand up to him. They chase, hump, chase, hump, bite,bite,bite, hump.

I guess thats what happens when you put two male animals in cages (even humans).
2005-12-13 03:05:46 PM  
Mr Marks says he hopes his study will solve the sloth-like image problem of the common wombat, making the furry marsupials "the symbol of Australian male sexual virility".


You are less potent than a marsupial!!1!!
2005-12-13 03:33:53 PM  
Hm. I dated that wombat.
2005-12-13 04:08:09 PM  
My sister-in-law
2005-12-13 04:41:09 PM  
bites on the rump

2005-12-13 06:59:50 PM  
meh - that wombat's knees are too pointy ... or something along those lines.
2005-12-13 10:05:16 PM  
What's with the random jab at Garofalo? Does there have to be some way to tie everything in with Hollywood Liberals, or am I missing something?
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