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(Reuters)   Chinese burglar may have been too shy to ask his neighbor out for date, but that didn't stop him from washing her dishes, doing her laundry, and even fixing her computer while she slept   (today.reuters.co.uk) divider line 90
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2005-12-13 08:10:13 AM
They're very industrious stalkers.
/sorry
 
2005-12-13 08:13:16 AM
Depending upon your viewpoint, you either think this his actions are horribly disturbing or hopelessly romantic.
 
2005-12-13 08:30:33 AM
He placed a bet with his roommate that he would win her heart


Apparently, the way to a woman's heart is through her underwear drawer via the kitchen window.

/how romantic
 
2005-12-13 08:39:07 AM
In america/florida, the same thing would've happened, but he would've been naked.
 
2005-12-13 08:46:41 AM
That is oddly romanticoontil you read the article and see that he also stole some photographs and a bra, in which case it becomes horribly horribly perverted.
 
2005-12-13 09:00:07 AM
In america/florida, the same thing would've happened, but he would've been naked.


And he would've been caught while trying to wriggle his 40 inch waist through an 18 inch window.
 
2005-12-13 09:02:17 AM
he entered the woman's apartment while she was out, he had washed her dishes

Sick freak
 
2005-12-13 09:30:10 AM
WELL SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE IGNORED THE DEAD CAT ON HER DOORSTEP!
 
2005-12-13 09:58:13 AM
If they are going to link to articles about me, they should at least give me a greenlight credit.
 
2005-12-13 10:29:17 AM
Is the line "too shy to ask his neighbor out for date" a deliberate jab at cross-cultural grammer? Like "Put the noodle on plate. Enjoy." ???

If so, very subtle and brilliant. If not... well HA HA!!! anyways...
 
2005-12-13 10:29:32 AM


still my favorite movie.
 
2005-12-13 10:29:33 AM
boys will be boys
*gestures dismissively with hand*
 
2005-12-13 10:30:25 AM
Me Chinese stalker
Me make joke:
Me fix PC
Cause its broke
 
2005-12-13 10:31:01 AM
i totally read that as "cheese burglar"

/robble robble
 
dly
2005-12-13 10:31:24 AM
lazy biatch,WASH THOSE DISHES!
 
2005-12-13 10:32:02 AM


It would have been great if he'd made her some shoes while he was at it.

/do we really know the elves didn't root through the Shoemaker's wife's underwear drawer too?
 
2005-12-13 10:32:30 AM
creepy but somehow appeals to my lazy side that objects to washing dishes and doing laundry

/weirdo
 
2005-12-13 10:32:32 AM
...but admitted he "took her bra and photos out of love for her".

C'mon, who here hasn't done the same thing at least once in their life.
 
2005-12-13 10:33:09 AM
When I did that I got a restraining order instead :(

How unfair!
 
2005-12-13 10:33:30 AM
And if it happened in Texas, the article would end in a funeral.
 
2005-12-13 10:34:22 AM
Wimp.

We've all been there, felt that fear of rejection but always somehow managed to get past it, ask the girl/guy out and marrying her/him (if they feel the same and if not we move on to the next relationship even stronger and more confident). That's how the game is played.

This guy is a pervert/loser... Jail his sorry arse.....
 
2005-12-13 10:35:18 AM
Wow, what timing. I've spent the day trying to find an answer to this question:

What if your home is burgularized, and you think you know who may be involved, but you have no real evidence to back up your suspicion? Is there anything you can do? Or do you just keep it to yourself? What if you have to deal with this person on a regular basis?
 
2005-12-13 10:35:25 AM
They talk of it like it's a bad thing.
 
2005-12-13 10:37:58 AM

Unavailable for comment
 
2005-12-13 10:39:03 AM
C'mon, it's not that hard to summon up the courage to ask her, it's not like rejection is the end of the world. if a less then attractive girl asked you out and you said no, you wouldn't hate the girl would you?
 
2005-12-13 10:39:05 AM
Me Chinest stalker
Me big creep:
Me steal iPod
While you sleep.
 
2005-12-13 10:39:50 AM
 
2005-12-13 10:42:02 AM
Me Chinese stalker,
Me break law;
Me bust in yo' house
and steal yo' bra.
 
2005-12-13 10:43:32 AM
pshaw: If they are going to link to articles about me, they should at least give me a greenlight credit.

Now I'm just waiting for some farker to do something stupid for the sole purpose of getting on a news story on Fark...
 
2005-12-13 10:45:00 AM
He once planted a note in the apartment reading: "Don't panic."

Awww, he left her a Hitchiker's Guide.
 
2005-12-13 10:45:31 AM
Another great flic along these lines is 3 Iron. It's Korean, but there is very little dialogue. Very well done.

Official Site (pops)
 
2005-12-13 10:45:40 AM
SkySnake: C'mon, it's not that hard to summon up the courage to ask her, it's not like rejection is the end of the world. if a less then attractive girl asked you out and you said no, you wouldn't hate the girl would you?

Based on what some farkers say, they hate all women who are not size 1, freakishly airbrushed, lingerie models. If a less-than-attractive girl asked them out they'd probably scream "Sharp knees! Sharp knees!" or "Lay of the sammiches!".
 
2005-12-13 10:47:07 AM
Crazytree

YOU BEAT ME TO IT! That's the best movie EVER!

/Do you like pineapple?
 
2005-12-13 10:47:53 AM
Me Chinese stalker,
Me like to roam;
Me do yo' dishes
when you not home
 
2005-12-13 10:50:29 AM
When reading stories like this I always get haunted by these "gender reverse fantasies". What if it was a girl doing the same thing in my appartment? Sigh, you get the picture. I would wake up by the noise, be scared but still go investigate, find out it's a hot girl, etc. etc. fap fap fap.

/Yes I am an idiot.
//A big idiot...
 
2005-12-13 10:50:38 AM
I wonder if Anna Paquin needs her computer fixed...
 
2005-12-13 10:54:19 AM
Me Chinese stalker
Me sneak inside
Me do your laundry
with Colorguard Tide
 
2005-12-13 10:55:06 AM
The stalk... um, thief claimed to be working with the underpants gnomes.
 
2005-12-13 10:59:20 AM
Romantic-Comedy Behavior gets Real-Life Man Arrested.

When the Chinese press reported an Onion story as real, how did they overlook this one?
 
2005-12-13 11:00:59 AM
so all i have to do is do the laundry and wash the dishes for you ladies? and the nude photos of you sleeping is ok then.
 
2005-12-13 11:01:13 AM
No Such Agency

After they've scoffed 'I most certainly would NOT hit it', spilling their Monster Munch all over the floor.
 
2005-12-13 11:02:47 AM
I'm sure he didn't mean any harm...

 
2005-12-13 11:02:53 AM
Wait, don't break into girls' houses to do chores and fix stuff. Huh. Maybe that's what I've been doing wrong.
 
2005-12-13 11:04:12 AM
Me Chinese
If you please
Me Chinese
If you don't-- wait...
 
2005-12-13 11:04:51 AM
I don't know... if someone was willing to do my dishes and laundry while I was out, I'd GIVE them one of my bras. Small price, in my mind.
 
2005-12-13 11:05:25 AM
I'm single... I wonder if there are any shy farkettes out there... I'll leave the door unlocked. The dishes are in the sink. ;)
 
2005-12-13 11:10:43 AM
I like to encourage intruders.

/leaves door ajar
 
2005-12-13 11:14:06 AM
What a sucker.
 
2005-12-13 11:16:24 AM
Me Chinese stalker
Me make joke:
Me fix PC
Cause its broke

that hilarious

the others are funny too but this one made me laugh out loud
 
2005-12-13 11:17:17 AM
I've seen this movie already. Great film!

 
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