heh, he prolly screwed the traffic computer person and didn't get her a gift.

Brilliant.

Problems in the west side indeed.

He did an outstanding job of retaining his composure.

"It's been cleaned up."

That was pretty subliminal.

Oh Gawd, I'm so glad I can't get a job in an office anymore. That used to be my waking nightmare every GD day. Something like that, anyhow.

Hooray for pranks!

Well, at least it wasn't a big X across the traffic for less than half a second, otherwise conservative Farkers would be screaming about the anti-traffic bias of the media.

I had to call my wife into the room to see that one. The guy held it together pretty well. I would've farking exploded.

someone was probably commenting on the chronic pot hole problem in the area

"We have some road rage on the West Side..."

strangeguitar: I would've farking exploded.



I mean, everybody panics, you can't help it. But you keep it inside, yanno, act like a farking professional. What you DON'T do is go on a shooting rampage!

/ASSHOLE!

Direct link to video: http://64.237.40.51/media/wmv/f/fumetrotrafficreport.wmv?media=466021fbab266a6 4644725adc89a718f

(I would put it in a link but the filter is giving me the "is a bit of a large file, doncha think? *boom*" error message.)

... Now with a look at your weather, here's Bob McClain.

The guy deserves an award for keeping a straight face.

This is at least a year old... probably much more.

/has seen it half a dozen times already
//knows it's not news, it's Fark.com
///still, is Star Wars kid or AYBABTU next?

ClicheName is a douche for posting in such an obnoxious font size/style...that is all

O rly tv?

Cracks knucles mutters ClicheName name... anyways, good job playing through that fatty.

"Now let's go to Greg The Weather Mime. OK... it's going to be cold... lots of wind... and it looks like parents are going to throw human fecal matter from the rooftops onto their children ... oh, GOD. That's awful. No wait, it looks like rain. Yes, rain."

f*ing crap, *hits EL_FABREZ in head* stoopid stoopid stoopid

ClicheName: THIS THREAD IS ABOUT 6 MONTHS LATE. CONGRATULATIONS, SUBMITTER! YOU FAIL!

At what? You know, asshole, there are those of us like me who didn't SEE it whenever the hell it was last run. YOU fail. Dipshiat.

ClicheName: THIS THREAD IS ABOUT 6 MONTHS LATE. CONGRATULATIONS, SUBMITTER! YOU FAIL!

You sir, are a loser. You realize this, yes? Just in case you missed that, let me state it one more time- YOU are a dick. Yes, you. The one who somehow feels superior by cutting down another person just because you saw a video on the internet before someone else. A dick is you. Yup. You.

/also saw the vid before, and still thinks it's hilarious.

LET THE FLAME WAR BEGIN!!!!

Title Match:

ClicheName vs Buran

Get your bets in now!!

Who will WIN!!!

Buran: ClicheName: THIS THREAD IS ABOUT 6 MONTHS LATE. CONGRATULATIONS, SUBMITTER! YOU FAIL!

At what? You know, asshole, there are those of us like me who didn't SEE it whenever the hell it was last run. YOU fail. Dipshiat.

Isn't it more accurate to say that submitter succeeded because he got a greenlight?

ClicheName:

Dick.

Eat_At_Milliways:

I mean, everybody panics, you can't help it. But you keep it inside, yanno, act like a farking professional. What you DON'T do is go on a shooting rampage!

/ASSHOLE!

Interesting you should post that. I have that movie in my dvd player right now and am planning on watching it soon. Reason I rented it? Got a hankering to see it again after seeing several references to it in tipping related threads. Damn internet. First it turned me onto midget porn, now it's influencing my taste in movies?

um..both links to the video just play a 10 second clip of "Milk and Cookies"

Whoa whoa whoa guys, let's not be so harsh on ClicheName. I mean, he *did* see this before the rest of us, after all. He has a right to not only act superior because of his miraculous seeing-it-first abilities but also to be a complete douche to the submitter. Hell, if submitter hadn't've been so stupid as to post this article, perhaps another article would've been greenlit instead one ClicheName hadn't read before, and then CN would've had to undergo the incredibly inconvenience of scrolling past a link he already had viewed.

Shame on you, submitter.

He may well have been pointing to a greenscreen and not even seen what was up there.

Login: ClicheName
Fark account number: 183996
Submitted links approved: none
"...with a better headline": none

Who is a loser?

Yeah.... I don't see it. Can someone up it to somewhere else?

does anyone actually know if this is real?

it looks like something that could be easily edited..

Krunthor: He may well have been pointing to a greenscreen and not even seen what was up there.


nope...watch it again

Or maybe he was an animatronic, Krunthor.

Like Yul Brynner in West World.

Not working for me.

ClicheName is from California, what better reason do you need for him being a dipshiat?

/also from California

Direct link to WMV. (pops)

YAWN! Thats older than hell....That guy hasn't been the traffic guy on there forever and a half....He's on radio now in the Indy area.

Now it works.

If I think that's funny, does that mean I'm a bad person, or that I just suck at being an adult?

I also thought the little "accident wavey lines" were funny, do I deserve a trip back to kindergarten yet?

ClicheName banned in 3... 2...

Am I the only one who can't seem to see the video? I just get a placeholder icon in IE and a "dynamic link library has performed an illegal operation" message in Mozilla.

hmmm... lemme get a puff

yukichigai

I see it fine in both browsers.

what all u guys still doin up?