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(_8(\|)		2002-05-12 07:28:17 PM

'why do they call it a birthday? it's not like you were born on that day... oh wait... yes'

impaler		2002-05-12 07:58:46 PM

I always thought kamikaze planes were rigged to blow up if they tried to land. I better go research.

MightySausage		2002-05-12 08:00:22 PM

HI TUCKER, I'M TODD! HI TODD, I'M TUCKER!

I have a friend named Tucker and George sounds exactly like him in the impersonation...

SomeGurl		2002-05-12 08:03:25 PM

The older you get, the better you realize you were.
-GC

Intentionally Left Blank		2002-05-12 08:06:48 PM

George Carlin's routines on the English language are always inspired. The rest? Hit or miss. Baseball vs. Football? Hit. The combo stereo and colostomy bag -- shiatMan? MISS!

PinkFloyd		2002-05-12 08:11:32 PM

George Carlin is awesome. One of my favorite comedians.

Norad		2002-05-12 08:29:44 PM

Because the mods hate you, OICMP

Guitar Ninja		2002-05-12 08:42:32 PM

George Carlin is pretty funny.

MBK		2002-05-12 08:46:07 PM

"then they tell you to get on the plane. i tell them, fark you, i'm getting IN the plane..."
"i never farked a 10 before, but one night, i farked 5 2's!"

Pornosaur		2002-05-12 08:50:13 PM

Anyone read that playboy article he had where he talks about terrorism? It was about a couple years ago. I just remeber him saying something about Osma Bin laden packing his bags for him. It was an interesting read.

Grey Fox		2002-05-12 09:05:04 PM

I always read Playboy for the articles...

madcharlie		2002-05-12 09:05:18 PM

TelefunkenU47: when I click on your link, and then on the link to George's addition, it's broke. I get a cool 404 though:

I ate your Web page.
Forgive me. It was juicy
And tart on my tongue.

Leopold Porkstacker		2002-05-12 10:09:44 PM

Damn! He's 65? Sure as hell doesn't act like it! But then again, age is only a measurement of how old feel. Basically, he is 65 going on 40! Happy b-day you sarcastic funnyman bastard!

-he who stacks pork

alymier		2002-05-12 10:12:58 PM

Hell yeah! I didn't know George's bday was today! THink I'll go "celebrate" and listen to his euphemism bit. LOL!

hoosier		2002-05-12 10:36:18 PM

Comedy is tragedy plus time. So sayeth the master........

worthlessjuan		2002-05-12 10:43:04 PM

George, George, George, suffer the fools . . . May you have many, many more birthdays, as you know old people have lots of them . . . or did you say that? What the f ever, you be the man.

Shiromori		2002-05-12 11:03:17 PM

'I'm servicing the customer, the customer is being serviced...' *torso thrusts*
Awesome, George...

andonbray		2002-05-12 11:13:19 PM

I have a feeling that I missed some choice comments by Ralfasinbarf since he has apparently been deleted.

Alexandra		2002-05-13 12:02:29 AM

I also think this should be required reading

ROFLMAO!!! Definitely required reading!

Zardoz		2002-05-13 02:13:28 AM

Maybe half of those are Carlin's.

My favorite quote of his...

"Have you noticed just how many stupid people there are in the world? Think about it this way, think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that"

Man's a genius.