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(The Sun)   T.V. game show host asks contestant what's under his kilt. He answers.   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2002-05-12 01:09:50 PM  
A one eyed trouser snake?
 
2002-05-12 01:09:59 PM  
I did not need to know that.
 
2002-05-12 01:10:02 PM  
PENIS
 
2002-05-12 01:12:23 PM  
Slightly misleading headline. More appropriate would be "he demonstrates".

-Bhamv the pedant
 
2002-05-12 01:13:18 PM  
Please, please don't ask this of Mr. Bill, He would have to answer Monica! Depending on the meaning of what is is.
 
2002-05-12 01:13:23 PM  
Tackle?
 
2002-05-12 01:15:09 PM  
*shudder*
 
2002-05-12 01:16:58 PM  
fark ALL OF YOU
 
2002-05-12 01:19:15 PM  
Couldn't find one in a kilt :(
[image from frontiernet.net too old to be available]
 
2002-05-12 01:21:17 PM  
"Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury."- Groundskeeper Willie
 
2002-05-12 01:21:47 PM  
Sporran??? Tackle??? Why not 11th finger?
 
2002-05-12 01:23:03 PM  
THIS ONES EATIN MAH POPCORN!!
 
2002-05-12 01:23:33 PM  
farkin A.

[image from radio.cbc.ca too old to be available] even...
 
2002-05-12 01:25:05 PM  
Hmm don't know why it's not a movin on my end now. whatever. NEXT THREAD.
 
2002-05-12 01:48:17 PM  
how can you NOT know what would be under the kilt?
 
2002-05-12 01:54:07 PM  
"Is anything worn under the kilt?"

"I assure you madame that everything is in perfect working order."
 
2002-05-12 01:55:22 PM  
He said: "I don't know what came over me."

So many pun opportunities...
 
2002-05-12 02:14:55 PM  
A HERO tag belongs on this one because he had the balls to do that! (No pun intended)
 
2002-05-12 02:16:13 PM  
GREASE ME UP WOMAN!
 
2002-05-12 02:18:01 PM  
He said: "I don't know what came over me."
*rimshot*
 
2002-05-12 02:27:52 PM  
You know that thing they do with the drums when someone makes a funny.

Sounds like "Dum dum chi"

They need that sound for times like this.
 
2002-05-12 02:35:31 PM  
he's not a contestant, and i'm fairly sure that's not a gameshow. he's the band guy.
 
2002-05-12 03:01:33 PM  
Scwhing!
 
2002-05-12 03:43:07 PM  
as a proud kilt wearin' man meself, i am glad he stepped up to the question, contestant or not.
"what do you wear under there?"
-under where?
"under there!"
underwear!
 
2002-05-12 03:52:20 PM  
J3bu5: That would be a "rimshot".
 
2002-05-12 03:54:26 PM  
I'm going to go to a highland gathering with mirrors on my shoes. Wish me luck:)
 
2002-05-12 04:34:31 PM  
While filming Braveheart Mel Gibson asked one of the extras what he wore under his kilt. The Scot replied, your wife's lipstick.
 
2002-05-12 05:10:44 PM  
What I **HATE** is when women think it's okay to lift the back of my kilt to take a peek. It's happened to me at bars, weddings and one college graduation. Could you imagine the arse-whipping I'd get if I were to return the favor to them?

If those women really want to know what's under my kilt, they should do it the right way. Buy me a few drinks and take me back to their place.
 
2002-05-12 05:43:54 PM  
[image from thesun.co.uk too old to be available]


And quick-witted Davina, 34, said: "The last time I saw one of those I got pregnant."

She probably got knocked up at 16 by a very drunk sailor and hadn't seen one since then.
 
2002-05-12 05:44:15 PM  
He he Tackle, what do they call the lady's? A tackle box?
 
2002-05-12 05:46:46 PM  
Amen Hippiescott, Amen...

I mean I don't mind showing (though I have a rule that I can't lift it myself), but for god's sakes, ask first! I've had women lift up my kilt in front of children before...Dumb biatches...

3Horn
 
2002-05-12 05:53:34 PM  
3horn: I was just about to comment that I wondered if the guy in the article was you...and then you showed up. I remember seeing a picture of you wearing a kilt at some point since joining Fark. I don't think the third horn was visible in the picture, though. ;)
 
2002-05-12 06:26:49 PM  
The Scotsman
words and music by Mike Cross

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
 
2002-05-12 07:05:10 PM  
Slap my butt.
 
2002-05-12 07:58:53 PM  
Heh. Always wondered how they used those sporrans. ;)
 
2002-05-12 08:02:31 PM  
WHAT! and no picture!!!! damn you all.
:)
 
2002-05-12 08:09:20 PM  
Aeonite:

Ha ha... was thinking the same thing! FUH-nee song. Hey, what's under your hood, nija chick?
 
2002-05-13 12:54:58 AM  
The traditional answer to the question of what is under your kilt is "your wife's lipstick."
 
2002-05-13 10:35:08 AM  
Do it in a park, get arrested, do it on telly its funny.
 
2002-05-13 02:39:13 PM  
Dammit Kevbo, you beat me to it.
 
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