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(Some Party)   Help a poor farker this holiday season: I need a hilarious caption for this photograph for use at a company Christmas dinner slideshow tonight   ( divider line
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2005-12-09 09:50:33 AM  
"Hey Bob, I think you have a catapiller on your lip..."
2005-12-09 09:50:56 AM  
Can you spot the real comb-over in this picture?
2005-12-09 09:51:24 AM  
The final three contestants in this year's Groucho Marx lookalike contest, along with last year's winner, Bob Skakalakis (right).
2005-12-09 09:51:50 AM  
"sure glad we ran into each other at the clothing store.... ties, 4 for a $1.00!"
2005-12-09 09:51:57 AM  
Members Only.
2005-12-09 09:52:03 AM  
Chairmen of the Dr. Phil Mustache Club.
2005-12-09 09:52:29 AM  
Why are you laughing at this when the joke's in your pants?
2005-12-09 09:53:42 AM  
(Not pictured: Tom Selleck, Rollie Fingers, and Burt Reynolds)
2005-12-09 09:53:59 AM  
The Gomez Addams Appreciation Society
2005-12-09 09:54:27 AM  
Friends are the people who let you be yourself... and never let you forget it.

(actual tagline from "Waiting to Exhale")
2005-12-09 09:54:28 AM  
"So there I was, balls-deep in this guy for a photo? Sure!"
2005-12-09 09:55:05 AM  
"Sanchez, paging Dirk T. Sanchez"
2005-12-09 09:55:37 AM  
At their 30 year high school reunion. The Football Jocks and A/V Geeks finally bury the hatchet...
2005-12-09 09:55:41 AM  
"And now they live in a VAN down by the river!"

I type to slow
2005-12-09 09:56:55 AM  
For every Sonny Bono that dies, four more appear...
2005-12-09 09:58:00 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-12-09 09:59:10 AM  
"Engineers Gone Wild!! Volume 4: Mustache Edition"
2005-12-09 10:00:49 AM  
You were always there when I needed you

never left my side

always there to lean on

and dry the tears I cried.

I could always talk to you

you never seemed to mind

your voice so honest and gentle

your words so honest and kind

I thought I'd never meet someone

as special as you are

you're my best friend in the whole wide world

you're my shooting star.
2005-12-09 10:02:09 AM  
"Ron Jeremy Mustache Fan Club."
2005-12-09 10:03:40 AM  
"We just found out last night's hooker had aids. But we saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to Geico!"
2005-12-09 10:05:01 AM  
A shot from the 1980 annual Klingon extras reunion.
2005-12-09 10:06:17 AM  
Photographer: "Okay, you two fatties make good compositional sense standing at either end. Like two fat bookendsss."
2005-12-09 10:06:58 AM  
After a visit from the fab five, they were reborn as:

[image from too old to be available]
2005-12-09 10:09:09 AM  
[Insert company name here]: We change with the times so you don't have to.
2005-12-09 10:09:17 AM  
"Spot the loonie"
2005-12-09 10:10:03 AM  
Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi?
2005-12-09 10:12:06 AM  
After arriving on earth, the hairy caterpillar people of planet Zorgar quickly found suitable hosts. Later that night, while their hosts slept, they would crawl up into their brains and assume total control. Then, and only then, could they enact the wild fantasies they had nurtured since they were tiny grubs.
2005-12-09 10:12:29 AM  
Jim's mustache was still in the trial phase, but he was mere months away from earning the coveted Mustache Club Red Tie.
2005-12-09 10:12:40 AM  
Anyone with a computer can become their own publisher on the internet.
2005-12-09 10:14:23 AM  
Hey Fred, nice penis
2005-12-09 10:14:23 AM  
Slide FG6012.31a: Proof that longnecks are phallic symbols: two hands on the shaft, centered on groin level, 75 to 80 degree angle, while glass holders holding glass at stomach level, empty hand playing pocket pool.
2005-12-09 10:14:35 AM  
Annual NAMBLA convention - 1991
2005-12-09 10:14:41 AM  
Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache Gollie,

/watched way too much Letterman.
//# 5 Butros Butros Gollie (sp?)
///one more. All the ladies think my moustache is teh hawt

I quit, I know they stink.
2005-12-09 10:14:50 AM  
And remember, we're not only the founder of the facial hair for men club, we're also clients.
2005-12-09 10:16:47 AM  
Perhaps it was destiny, that fateful day in 1983 when Sonny Bono, Sam Donaldson, Alfred Molina, and Cliff Claven met at the Bukkake...
2005-12-09 10:19:11 AM  
You know, beer really does taste better when you filter it through a moustache!
2005-12-09 10:19:35 AM  
2005 Vermont Highway Patrol Mustache of the Year Winners.
2005-12-09 10:20:32 AM  
Cocktail hour at the 'Dirty Sanchez Club" monthly meeting.
2005-12-09 10:20:47 AM  
You should see how hairy our palms are.
2005-12-09 10:21:44 AM  
Statisicaly, one of these men is a homosexual.
2005-12-09 10:21:59 AM  
I'm sure you can't use this at the Christmas party, but I had to do it anyway.

[image from too old to be available]
2005-12-09 10:22:33 AM  
The four newest members of the Eyewitness News Team share a celebratory drink. Congratulations guys!
2005-12-09 10:26:21 AM  
After learning of the red tie requirement, Bill still
tried to have a good time.
2005-12-09 10:27:16 AM  
Match the 'Stache with the man

A. Porn 'stache
B. Fireman 'stache
C. Magnum PI 'stache
D. IT 'stache
2005-12-09 10:27:19 AM  
"The Aristocrats"
2005-12-09 10:27:37 AM  
The law partnership of Uday, Qusay, Saddam and Gammorah, celebrate sweeping the top four spots in the annual "Cheesiest Mustache" contest at the annual holiday party.
2005-12-09 10:27:44 AM  
"Hey, Baby, does the carpet match the drapes?"
2005-12-09 10:29:55 AM  
"We are real mustache men,
Living in our mustache land,
Making all our mustache plans
For mustaches"
2005-12-09 10:30:00 AM  
Although his eyebrows were still in the early stages, Bill, on the left, was well on his way to making it into the Secret Society of Selleck.
2005-12-09 10:32:43 AM  
When I get excited, it stands up like this!
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