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2005-12-08 08:00:37 AM
Pre-emptively preparing to throttle the life from her with my bare hands.
 
2005-12-08 08:02:48 AM
Does this not complete the trifecta?
 
2005-12-08 08:03:16 AM
I was a twinkle in my mother's eye, who was, at the time, a twinkle in my grandmother's eye.
 
2005-12-08 08:03:23 AM
Well, some of me was in my mommy's uterus, where I would remain for another 16 1/2 years.
 
2005-12-08 08:04:19 AM
First grade.

/hangs head in old-lady fashion
 
2005-12-08 08:04:31 AM
Did I say uterus? I meant ovaries.

You know, those things that post-op trannys like Coulter don't have.
 
2005-12-08 08:08:35 AM
Can we just skip December 8th from now on?
 
2005-12-08 08:09:55 AM
Yeah! I wasn't born yet!!
 
2005-12-08 08:21:36 AM
HA!HA! She's older than me!!!


So it just me or does anyone else think she looks like Sebastian Bach?
 
2005-12-08 08:24:37 AM
Annie is a young girl
She has a heart of stone.
Thinks she is an author
writes her fingers to the bone.
Seems like a know-it-all
comes from the Right side of town.
Fights like a witch, yeah
so no one can take her down.
She has the money
Slander's no good at home.
She does the talk-show circuit
and she fights the world alone

And now she's

Right wing for life you got it
Right wing for life you know
Her crime's her lines and it's
Right wing for life to go
 
2005-12-08 08:26:59 AM
I wasn't born yet. The world was a very dark place.
 
2005-12-08 08:30:38 AM
I was on the commode. I flushed. Little did I know someone would salvage what I flushed, animate it, and give it space in rightwing media outlets.
 
2005-12-08 08:55:04 AM
i found this shot of her just hours after the birth:



apparently some fule mistook the infant annie for a twig, and used the babe to dig a bit of dog-shiat out of their shoe. sadly, that fule was none other than i, 21-7-b. the rest, as they say, is history
 
2005-12-08 08:57:51 AM
I have a good friend that could be her identical twin looks wise. She's not nearly the raging coont that ann is.

There was a picture of ann in the paper this morning at the UConn thing. I took the Christmas picture of my friend and her family and put it next to the one in the paper. The resemblance was eerily creepy.
 
2005-12-08 08:59:39 AM
21-7-b:

pparently some fule mistook the infant annie for a twig, and used the babe to dig a bit of dog-shiat out of their shoe. sadly, that fule was none other than i, 21-7-b. the rest, as they say, is history

Please tell me you misspelled "fool" on purpose
 
2005-12-08 09:03:38 AM
threadjack

The whole series of "Tragic Day in History" threads has given me a good laugh today. Technically, though, aren't these really parody threads that the modmins so frown upon and are sometimes cause for bannination? I'm not trying to be a pain in the ass, as I generally find the parody threads amusing and wish they didn't get so much grief...I'm just curious, 'cuz I'd like to avoid the bannination thing myself.

I know. Farkback.

/threadjack
 
2005-12-08 09:07:32 AM
Anyone have pictures of her as a little boy?
 
2005-12-08 09:18:03 AM
"aren't these really parody threads that the modmins so frown upon and are sometimes cause for bannination?"

They wouldn't greenlight them all if they weren't up to something.
 
2005-12-08 09:18:44 AM
as any fule kno, booboo, down wiv skool
 
2005-12-08 09:20:56 AM
It wouldn't be the same without her, she represents the views of a particularly pathetic population of the country in a perfectly cartoonish way. Not having this embarassment screeching in public would only help their legitimacy.
 
2005-12-08 09:21:54 AM
Damn it. Today's my birthday too, and I have to share it with this batshiat crazy biatch.
 
2005-12-08 09:23:13 AM
Ann Coulter's balls are hairier than mine.
 
2005-12-08 09:34:09 AM
I was plotting with the liberal media and the hippies to take over this country. Her blasted birth ruined all my plans, Drat!

 
2005-12-08 09:40:07 AM
I was bare-knuckle boxing President Kennedy on a grassy knoll.
 
2005-12-08 09:43:22 AM
2005-12-08 09:03:38 AM Demetrius

I'm just curious, 'cuz I'd like to avoid the bannination thing myself.

Even mentioning bannination is a banninatable offense.
 
2005-12-08 09:44:33 AM
ALL OF YOU WERE THE RESULT OF HOMELESS INBREEDING IN ALLEYWAYS! Happy Birthday Ann Coulter!
 
2005-12-08 09:51:54 AM
at least you don't have to pay the clowns to turn up to a freerepublic coulter birthday party
 
2005-12-08 10:00:47 AM
Demetrius: aren't these really parody threads that the modmins so frown upon and are sometimes cause for bannination?

Apparently not if they're greenlit. Maybe it's one of the higher-up's ideas.

Promote that man.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-12-08 10:04:49 AM
I wasn't born yet. My ex-girlfriend was two. We broke up before I had heard of Ann Coulter so I never got to ask her opinion, but she voted for Nader so I can probably guess.
 
2005-12-08 10:11:52 AM
Dropping babies on their heads, funnily enough.
 
2005-12-08 10:16:51 AM
I was getting beat up by my older brothers.
 
2005-12-08 10:59:32 AM
Go Annie!

/fun to watch her clash with Bill O'Reilly...she's probably the only person I've ever seen leave him speechless.
 
2005-12-08 11:09:38 AM
Demetrius: The whole series of "Tragic Day in History" threads has given me a good laugh today. Technically, though, aren't these really parody threads that the modmins so frown upon and are sometimes cause for bannination? I'm not trying to be a pain in the ass, as I generally find the parody threads amusing and wish they didn't get so much grief...I'm just curious, 'cuz I'd like to avoid the bannination thing myself.

Since they're parodies of headlines, and not stupid "TFD" parodies, they're a different level...

It's really just carrying the "trifecta" ploy to whole new levels...
 
2005-12-08 11:38:41 AM
JUST DIE OLD PEOPLE
 
2005-12-08 11:39:56 AM
i was three and a half months old. and even then, i was already sick of this line of "where were you?" submissions
 
2005-12-08 11:53:00 AM
i was walking to school, 6th grade, i probably was completely ignorant of sex, sad to think i didnt think about sex til after she was born, also she was born in conn, i went to whitman school in conn, it was a friday, wilt chamberlain would score 78 points that day... i was less than 50 miles from her entry into this world
 
2005-12-08 11:53:58 AM
So this really is one of the worst days in history.
 
2005-12-08 11:54:02 AM
I was there and it's true! She had a peepee!!
 
2005-12-08 11:55:03 AM
In December of 1961 I was metastasizing in my mother's womb.
 
2005-12-08 11:55:20 AM
I was a spirit in Heaven.

I wasn't even born yet.
 
2005-12-08 11:55:36 AM
So dec 8 is doubly the day logic died. Boole died on dec 8th and Coulter was born on Dec 8th. Bad day for logic.
 
2005-12-08 11:55:57 AM
LOL.

Troll.
 
2005-12-08 11:56:09 AM
SHE'S SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU!!! YOU'RE ALL STUPID!!! ALL OF YOU!!! NOT AS SMART AS HER!!!


NOT AS SMART!!!
 
2005-12-08 11:56:17 AM
This is the worst day on Fark ever.


/it's my birthday
//weeps quietly
 
2005-12-08 11:56:21 AM
TheGoblinKing

Go Annie!

/fun to watch her clash with Bill O'Reilly...she's probably the only person I've ever seen leave him speechless.




/SHUT UP!111
//falafel-size me
 
2005-12-08 11:56:35 AM
Bloody ell, 21-7-b, you hav a face liek a squashed tomato. As for me, I'm bak in the jug agane.
 
2005-12-08 11:57:05 AM


/compassionate conservative
 
2005-12-08 11:57:11 AM
By December of 1962 I was metastasizing in your mother's womb.
 
2005-12-08 11:57:28 AM
Ann Coulter wasn't truly born until she had her penis and balls removed.
 
2005-12-08 11:57:39 AM
I was on my way to the Coulter household to perform a late-trimester abortion procedure when I got stick in traffic. Darn the luck
 
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