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Weasel3322		2005-12-07 06:00:40 PM

::chuckle:: i'm a sucker for jokes about that girl

SilentStrider		2005-12-07 07:27:28 PM

submitter: Food poisoning causes Lindsay Lohan to miss appearance on Regis and Kelly. In other news, you can get food poisoning without eating

Comedy gold submitter, that headline is just brilliant. Very deserving greelight.

RooBoy		2005-12-07 07:38:54 PM

Thats Comedy Gold???? It is not even Comedy Pyrite IMO

strangeguitar		2005-12-07 07:51:40 PM

Maybe they meant someone poisoned her cocaine with food.
That has to be it.
/Make sure to tell Nicole Richie too.

tomatoboy		2005-12-07 07:52:36 PM

Snicker. Maybe even a chortle. I second the assertion that you deserve the greenlight. Yeah, it probably isn't "PC", but hell, it made me laugh.

Quick1		2005-12-07 08:24:48 PM

Excellent headline.

JerseyTim		2005-12-07 09:01:31 PM

Funny headline, s.

hdhale		2005-12-07 09:49:48 PM

Wait a minute, I thought see was bulimic.

Can you get food poisioning from your own fingers?

--h

RocketRod		2005-12-07 10:00:35 PM

Nah... I heard her boobs are directly related to whether she's a blond or a brunette.

/nuttin'

Gepetto		2005-12-07 10:32:49 PM

bravo.

LatexDisaster		2005-12-07 10:33:56 PM

cocaine's a helluva dietary supplement.

ian.m		2005-12-07 10:34:26 PM

"If you have food poisoning, at first you think you're gonna die, then you wish you had."

my momma

The Big H		2005-12-07 10:34:41 PM

I didnt know jizz gave you food poisoning?

teeters		2005-12-07 10:35:04 PM

submitter is teh funny.

deceptive		2005-12-07 10:36:33 PM

headline was funny.....me laugh

kab		2005-12-07 10:36:41 PM

In other equally important news, a car just drove up the street outside my house... with one headlight out!

Drunken_Irish_Joker		2005-12-07 10:37:08 PM

Sounds like a case of the whiskey flu...

hexane		2005-12-07 10:38:11 PM

Will the person who stole Lindsay's breast please give them back.

BXRWXR		2005-12-07 10:39:24 PM

Brown Bottle Flu...

Zoomjma		2005-12-07 10:39:25 PM

damn. lohan was hot before coke.

/great headline
//LOL'd
///slashie!

skinink		2005-12-07 10:39:41 PM

Not that I wouldn't fark her anyways, but her last movie involved Herbie the Love Bug, and unfortunately not in a pornographic way. I bet that in 5 years time, she'll be appearing in more b-movies than Karen Black.

The sad thing is, Lindsay looked real hot when she did Mean Girls. Now she just looks kinda rough.

korovaorange		2005-12-07 10:40:04 PM

she's not bad looking these days.

well, she's looked a lot better, but at least she's not a blonde anymore.

and she has some semblance of boobies now!

/misses the old lindsay
//the new one ain't half bad though

neocortex		2005-12-07 10:40:49 PM

hmmmm... I thought she was supposed to be on conan tonight. I guess we'll see

l.i.m.b.o.t.h.e.l.a.w		2005-12-07 10:41:43 PM

ZING!

mathmatix		2005-12-07 10:43:38 PM

how do you get food poisoning from doing loads of blow?

Resin33		2005-12-07 10:44:04 PM

Obvious hangover.

therecksays		2005-12-07 10:44:56 PM

I think she looked better at the Big in '05 Awards but still had not gotten back to the pre-whatever caused the skininess *chough coke* but better.

Phil Herup		2005-12-07 10:45:34 PM

Its drugs........

Damn, can you imagine being on a bender with that chick.

//jealous

firestarsolo		2005-12-07 10:46:50 PM

great headline, amazing rofl

fatassbastard		2005-12-07 10:47:16 PM

Dear Lindsay,

FYI, hot:

Not hot:

You're welcome!

DayBreakBoys17		2005-12-07 10:48:44 PM

Best headline i've seen in a long time.

thatguyfred		2005-12-07 10:49:31 PM

Umm, not applicable.. shes actually put weight back on and is starting to look damn good again. Try Lara Flynn Boyle

Dude O Matic 5000		2005-12-07 10:51:24 PM

Submitter wins the intrawebs.

SwingingJohnson		2005-12-07 10:52:35 PM

Comedy gold?

That's comedy goldenshiatcorn.

Albeert		2005-12-07 11:00:54 PM

Mmmmmmmmm. Comedy Gold.

poonie		2005-12-07 11:02:48 PM

thatguyfred

Oh, I'm not so sure... I mean, she'll yoyo...

flavor of the month		2005-12-07 11:03:47 PM

yeah food poisoning. i get food poisoning every couple weeks on saturday morning. i usually get it from switching from bourbon to beer at about 1 in the morning.

Northernexposed		2005-12-07 11:04:18 PM

Who is Lindsay Lohan???

Crackajack		2005-12-07 11:04:25 PM

Submitter is most definitely a comedy god.

/not being sarcastic

erire13		2005-12-07 11:06:23 PM

I figure she got the munchies a 2am and ate those hotdogs at 7/11. I've never met someone who has eaten them. That has to be a bad sign.

RedStateHippy		2005-12-07 11:08:28 PM

I'd rather have Dakota Fanning.

HerbalTea		2005-12-07 11:14:30 PM

/clap

Eidolon		2005-12-07 11:16:12 PM

Alcohol is a food now?

I'd rather have Dakota Fanning
Ha!

Wetdog1		2005-12-07 11:18:44 PM

This thread needs more pics of Kelly Ripa

/Mommy

Timon of Athens		2005-12-07 11:20:52 PM

Wetdog1

Oh please tell me that's a sick joke.

id10t1c		2005-12-07 11:21:12 PM

I work for Lindsay Lohan.

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.

/sry, had 2 do it

id10t1c		2005-12-07 11:22:08 PM

Wetdog1: This thread needs more pics of Kelly Ripa

agreed

ericjohnson0		2005-12-07 11:23:37 PM

"When you need to add some high quality milfage to your diet, Kelly is the way to go."

Of course a side of Rachel doesn't hurt either, for that 'Down Under" delight...