FARK.com: (1794280) Man arrested for smashing his own face in furniture store, then demanding instant compensation

		Man arrested for smashing his own face in furniture store, then demanding instant compensation (mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp)		20
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Nidaime		2005-12-06 10:47:13 AM

/waits for the outcome of this trial...
//if he wins, expect the masochists to come out the woodwork.
haha just kidding thanx

Azu		2005-12-06 10:47:55 AM

I blame liberal society for this. Progress is reversing.

Can you say, "Ingsoc"?

fuelvolts		2005-12-06 10:48:03 AM

Nidaime: haha just kidding thanx

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/drtfa

Dr. Ellipso		2005-12-06 10:48:05 AM

Dunkin' Donuts		2005-12-06 10:48:07 AM

Tyler Durden?

Fluid		2005-12-06 10:48:17 AM

Too much Fight Club?

Flashman73		2005-12-06 10:48:58 AM

Fight Club trifecta!

cadz86		2005-12-06 10:49:33 AM

all I can say is God Bless America.

Death by Misadventure		2005-12-06 10:51:08 AM

LOL 20000 Yen. That is like 5 dollars.

busy chillin'		2005-12-06 10:53:53 AM

Owen Wilson?

PerilousApricot		2005-12-06 10:59:55 AM

A 10 on the manliness scale even if he couldn't successfully darwin himself.

tonesskin		2005-12-06 11:01:02 AM

WE NEED TORT REFORM!

Mind Blender		2005-12-06 11:03:38 AM

POP QUIZ

OK, who's the REAL dumbass here:

A) The guy who blatantly smashes his own face for fun and profit

B) The guy who pays him not once, but TWICE

/you have 60 seconds

Carn		2005-12-06 11:04:20 AM

A man walks into a piece of furniture...

G-This 'H'		2005-12-06 11:10:53 AM

I wonder if he was willing to settle it out of court.

/for 20 bucks

Mind Blender		2005-12-06 11:14:57 AM

*DING*

Time's up. Pencils on your desks. Please score your own papers.

The correct answer was:

B) The guy who pays him not once, but TWICE

studebaker hoch		2005-12-06 11:15:15 AM

The first rule of furniture store is that you don't talk about furniture store.

Roscoe_P_Coletrain		2005-12-06 11:17:08 AM

jafiwam		2005-12-06 11:33:11 AM

Meth is a hell of a drug.

studebaker		2005-12-06 11:35:08 AM

WE NEED A JAPAN TAG!

/capslock not broken

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