Space Mountain might be the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line.

Ms.Elizabeth?



Oh yea!

Shr better get used to it.
'Cause it's the best thing goin' today!
/4 Horseman always will be Tully, Arn, Lex, Ric

I think Ric Flair is his own biggest problem.

What kind of moron would get into a physical altercation with a pro wrestler? 56 or not, I'm fairly sure the Nature Boy would kick my ass.

WHOOO! Yeah, his forehead is gonna stay looking like ground beef.

WHOOOAH! is from when he wrestled briefly as "The Matrix Boy".

(he knew kung fu)

Goddammit submitter. Now you're just mangling the whoooo to piss me off. Well it worked - happy now?

Out of all the Flair stuff that I have (and it is a shiatload of stuff,) this signed magazine is my absolute favorite.



/share time is over

whoooooo!

monkeybort: whoooooo!

*sighs*
*swoons*
*faints*

nbrfwhoooo:

*sighs*
*swoons*
*faints*

*smirks*
*smooches*
*farts*

In a divorce filing, she accuses Flair of "cruel behavior" and says he slapped, kicked, choked, threw, bit and spit on her and pulled her hair.

I guess if I was married, my wife would be upset if I brought my work home, too.

Big deal, he's a phag anyway...

WHOOOOO! is Ric Flair
WHOOOOAH! is the Bushwackers

/Saw Ric Flair win his first WWF Title live.

I thought the headline was like: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOH SH*T MY LIFE IS A F*CKING JUMBLED MESS OF PILLS, BOOZE AND BROADS.

It's rasslin day here on Fark, huh?

In a divorce filing, she accuses Flair of "cruel behavior" and says he slapped, kicked, choked, threw, bit and spit on her and pulled her hair.

Didn't he also pull a roll of quarters from his tights and hit her with that?

If I were getting divorced from a celebrity prone to roid rage I would hire a series of people to fark with him in traffic on a daily basis. You know, tailgate him, cut him off, brake-check him. Not only would the multiple arrests help my case, but I would crack up at the thought of how much it was pissing him off.

/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There's also a letter from the judge, ruling that Flair must pay Elizabeth $20,000 a month until the case is settled, based on their previous living expenses.

For $20k a month, I'd let that sombiatch choke, punch, hit and spit on me all he wants.

\The Back-Slashie Revolution is coming!

Wait. He bladed himself during a domestic violence incident?

Juiced a gusher

I knew this guy was walking the razors edge to insanity these past few years and it's finally caught up to him.

Must have been one too many flips to the mat on his head and hits to his skull and califlower ear that scambled his brain like a finely whipped egg!

Hey Flair! Give up the business before your heart and the business gives you all together!

If you don't then that WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! will not be made by you, but either a police ambulance coming to take you away for a murder you committed or an ambulance rushing to take you to a hospital for a brain condition brought on by a stroke or internal cranial bleeding.

Her complaint, which was filed in May, also accuses Flair of abusing alcohol and steroids, causing him to become "enraged, paranoid, emotionally unbalanced and violent," and says he exposed himself to her friends and committed adultery.

I bet his on stage personal will give his wife the edge in the divorce. Unless he gets her lawyer in the Figure Four!

professional.....wrestling. it boggles the mind that this is entertainment. and, all for a lousy half mil a year.

GIS for "woooooo"



GIS for "wooooo"

Google also wants to know "Did you mean 'woooo'?"

/note, GIS for any "w#" where # is any number of "o" will get you asian porn. Use at own risk.

The judge also says she'll consider freezing the couple's assets until the case is decided, because Flair used money from a retirement account "to get $92,000 for his girlfriend's finger."


$92,000 for his girlfriend's finger? What a twisted world we live in.....

I wouldn't have spent more than $5,000

P.s. Remove "ambulance" after police and include "up" between 'business gives you UP all together" Sorry me bad guys. Gotta give up that midnight bottle of beer before bedtime ;-)

I'll go ahead and speak up now for the grammar nerds. Article uses 'garnish' in the wrong way.

What they said indicates that the IRS puts parsley on his paycheck.

well ill be.
creamfilling not only tastes great, but is funny too.
teehhee

To be the woman, you've got to beat the woman.

jafiwam

"The whistle goes wooooooo"

Thank god this fad never took off. Also, I believe this can be found at ebaumsworld.com. That is the last place that I saw it.

is it just me or has there been alot of wrasslin' "news" greenlit latley?

"Flair, one of Charlotte's best-known celebrities."

Wow, Charlotte must really suck.

It's not Ms. Elizabeth. She died in 2003.

=yikes= next think you know, Vince is going to ask him to pee in a cup.

FTFA:

"Flair pulled open a wrestling scar to appear bloody"

This happens every Monday doesn't it?

\Two wrestling greenlights in one day?

I live in Charlotte and I have personal knowledge that the Nature Boy has exposed himself to women at the Charlotte Palm restaurant on at least 2 occasions.

it ain't da luv'y mizz elizabed't, she dead. OD'd at lex luger's place or something.

What else do you expect from "the dirtiest player in the game"?

/Never been a big Nature Boy fan
//Cactus Jack rocks!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0331042wwe1.html

"In the below Superior Court lawsuit, Taralyn Cappellano and Heidi Doyle claim that the grapplers--including "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Scott "Razor Ramon" Hall, and Dustin "Goldust" Runnells--engaged in "extreme and outrageous" behavior on the flight. Flair (pictured right), for instance, was dressed only in one of his famous robes and was seen "spinning" his penis around."


not anything new i guess....

In a divorce filing, she accuses Flair of "cruel behavior" and says he slapped, kicked, choked, threw, bit and spit on her and pulled her hair.

All that I can condone. It was the thumb to the eye that went too far!

Flair, one of Charlotte's best-known celebrities, ...

Charlotte can't do better than that???? That's just sad.

I love wrestling threads. You can get so many great puns out of em. Especially Flair threads!

In the custody battle, wil Lil' Naich be the referee?

because Flair used money from a retirement account "to get $92,000 for his girlfriend's finger."

Now I ain't sayin' she's a golddigga...

Flair and his wife Elizabeth separated in February after 22 years of marriage. In a divorce filing, she accuses Flair of "cruel behavior" and says he slapped, kicked, choked, threw, bit and spit on her and pulled her hair.

Her complaint, which was filed in May, also accuses Flair of abusing alcohol and steroids, causing him to become "enraged, paranoid, emotionally unbalanced and violent," and says he exposed himself to her friends and committed adultery.

That's hot.

/late

i feel bad for the nature boy....any bets on suicide or "accidental death"?

+/- 6 months