poor poor Kari...I need to give her a hug

I need to give Kari another hug.

/poor poor Kari

I better give her one more hug to make sure she is doing okay....

/poor poor Kari

hey now let someone else have a turn

/shes so hot

I was watching that show with my parents when they were in town last time, and my mom looks at Kari and says, "She's pretty cute." I kind of glanced at her, shrugged, and said, "You think so too, eh?"

Kari's appeal is cross-generational, cross-gender.

Scottie was hotter. Whatever happened to Scottie?

Kari is cool, but where IS Scotty??

Screw youg uys, Buster's where it's at. Buster's got it goin' on.

/kari FTW

I wonder which was less painful for him. Getting owned by MIT over that mirror thing or getting killed by Zeus?

/I know engineers that watch the show just to pick it apart

I like how this thread is evolving......err...I mean...being intelligently designed....err...aah screw it!..yeah she's hot...

/If at all plausible, I'd bust it!
//Then just to be sure, I'd confirm it!

I'd just like to put in another vote for Scottie. Anyone know why she left the show?

Scottie could have been hot without all the icky tats... but freckled redheads will still win out over blondes ever time for me.

/would hit it

MorningBreath

Scottie doesn't know...

That Fiona and me...

Now is the time on Sprockets when we speculate as to what the Mythbuster logins are.

Holy Smite!


"I did her on his birthday"

That was they dumbest thing i have ever read. but at least good pics

I don't think he gives a shiat if engineers pick holes in the show. He's having fun, getting paid and on TV. Those picky engineers are likely pissed that they've spent the last 5 years deigning the same coffe-machine circuit.

more pictures of Kari, please...

oh and btw, Hi Adam...

Claude Damage:

Handlebar_Mustaches_are_Cool
I_Wizzed_On_The_Electric_Fence
Unwittingly_Grabbed_Electric_Fence
ibreakdummies
glassesonguysarehotmythbusted

ha-ha-guy: I know engineers that watch the show just to pick it apart

I find I do that as well. There's just something that irks me when hobbyists attempt to pass off what they do as real science. Having said that, Kari is fine'n a mother fukcer...

According to Wikipedia, Scottie left the show because she wanted to "have a life." Hard to argue. :-)

Also, she wanted to focus on metalworking, or something, I'm too lazy to go read it right now...

/Wikipedia junkie
//poor poor Kari

You know, I work for The Mythbusters, so a lot of these comments are.... awwwwwwwwww screw it, you farkers know the drill.

Claude Damage - I am wondering the same thing too, and if they will be checking in today. Never knew they were farkers myself. Learn something new everyday.

those two guys definitely swap each other. the one with the mustache is the dominant one.

Flash74
You don't read The Onion much, do you? It's more entertaining than other news.

They could give Kari her own show where she just kinda sits there. As long as they had her wearing something different every week, you farkers would tune in.

(Hell, easy ad revenue, that.)

/I'd tivo that sumbiatch
//if I had a landline anymore

It's soooo saaaaaaaaad...



boo hoo hoo hoo


/comforting

Just saw Scottie on an episode of Monster Garage a while back.

What the... Google result for "kari painted silver"

They're ALL a geek's wet dream.

/found Kari's art website then felt like a stalker for Google searching her name
//obviously a geek
///MB people, I apologize if you're reading this
////thought Kari was Tori Amos at first
/////mmmmmm, Tory Amos

Wait, I thought The Onion was supposed to be funny. It's not? You know something -- it isn't! Thanks for clearing that up.

NORamsey, thanks. I should have known to check the Wiki.

You know you've really made it when you're a story in The Onion.

Christine was was a Mythtern, I believe. Don't know about Scottie. Starting with Season 3, they've graduated The Build Team and increased "The Mythbusters" from two to five to include the full core team - Jamie, Adam, Kari, Tory, and Greg.

BTW, Kari's physical dimensions were revealed in the new "Bottle rocket flight" test.

/115 lbs
//Jamie and Adam are my farking heroes
///Tory built the Federation ships for SW I-III
///Greg built R2D2 and The Energizer Bunny


Kari : I don't want to truly rat out my crew so I won't name names. They are an interesting gaggle of geniuswith that comes eccentricities. One Mythbuster is a bit of a ladies' man. He keeps hair gel in his glove box so he can slick up on the road. Another brings tech equipment catalogs into the bathroom with him. One we will never play practical jokes on because he has a secret serum that can induce projectile vomiting with one drop into your lunch. Finally, one formerly made public appearances as a gay robot for a famous space movie made in Marin. That is the best dirt I can dig up around Mythbusters.

Kari,

If you read this. I am a handsome, professional 30 year old man. I know the fact I am writing to you in this public forum must be a huge turn on.

Please contact me if you like. I live far, but I have a bike, and SF is only about a month away. My mom won't know where I went, but that's ok. She's practically senile.

Oh, once we meet, you'll have to pay for everything. I only have Canadian money which is worth only slightly more than Pesos.

I hope to hear from you. I think we'd make a nice couple. I'm sure you like what you've heard so far. Trust me, there's more and it gets better.

HINT: C*llect*on of Ch*ps that look l*ke the C*ptains of the Enterpr*se

Oh, and dang, engineers need to calm down. The show is entertainment, it's not supposed to be an exact science, and besides, you're just jealous. ^_^

I missed something. More pics of Kari Bryon...

Any pics of Scottie?

/Um, I don't get it. Did she leave the show?
//Um. Ok. Um...

Awesome find, boink!!! thanks!