FARK.com: (1784282) Police say that the two guys who were discovered in a hole in the street, completely naked and covered in dust, were uncomfortably close to committing an illegal act. Bank robbery, to be specific

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		Police say that the two guys who were discovered in a hole in the street, completely naked and covered in dust, were uncomfortably close to committing an illegal act. Bank robbery, to be specific (news.bbc.co.uk)		38
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dmnstr8		2005-11-30 08:32:39 AM

Woody Allen surrenders?

thisispete		2005-11-30 09:08:13 AM

Hmm, I understood that robbery was the threat or use of violence in order to steal something. If a tunnel is being used to gain direct access to a bank vault - presumably after hours - wouldn't that just be burglary?

R.A.Danny		2005-11-30 09:20:21 AM

thisispete: Hmm, I understood that robbery was the threat or use of violence in order to steal something. If a tunnel is being used to gain direct access to a bank vault - presumably after hours - wouldn't that just be burglary?

Kinda early to get all technical, isn't it?

Purple_Jack		2005-11-30 09:24:42 AM

Arse-bandits.

CatchrNdRy		2005-11-30 11:30:49 AM

which was the one making a deposit?

/rimshot

dayv		2005-11-30 11:43:20 AM

tee hee hee... CatchrNdRy said RIMshot!

jcgravgaard		2005-11-30 11:43:46 AM

but were they bulletproof?

xltech		2005-11-30 11:44:30 AM

oh hell.. I read that as rimjob

/somebody toss me a salad

beat_on_the_brat		2005-11-30 11:44:32 AM

"...two guys who were discovered in a hole...
Courtney Love is SUCH a slut.

OrbitingUranus		2005-11-30 11:44:35 AM

"I was gonna put supports in it"

"gonna, wonna, shunna"

binnster		2005-11-30 11:44:46 AM

thisispete

wouldn't that just be burglary?

You misspelled "buggery".

theFword		2005-11-30 11:45:38 AM

Was it a sperm bank?

ilbf32		2005-11-30 11:47:40 AM

Were they dressd like women? (Obscure Bosem Buddies reference)

Waffles_SS		2005-11-30 11:50:11 AM

Remindes me of when these guys did that.

jonr		2005-11-30 11:50:17 AM

What Pun to use?
1. Where they small with furry feet?
2. Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.

http://www.phespirit.info/montypython/four_yorkshiremen.htm

owtytrof		2005-11-30 11:50:47 AM

"Bank burglary" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

cHico11		2005-11-30 11:50:50 AM

theFword Was it a sperm bank?

LOL

deadapostle		2005-11-30 11:53:21 AM

If these guys were americans, they would have set up air conditioners in the tunnel.

ZAZ		2005-11-30 11:54:38 AM

Perhaps it was only attempted bank larceny.

Led Gopher		2005-11-30 11:55:20 AM

What is the deal with all these stories about naked men trying to commit crimes?

It seems like we get a new story every week. We need a "Naked Idiot" tag or something like that now.

Most Delicious Worm		2005-11-30 11:55:48 AM

That's nothing, I dig tunnels while naked all the time.

Usually to cover up a murder.

/gotta get this blood off...

Feldspar Q. Walrustitty		2005-11-30 11:58:16 AM

Idiots.

You're supposed to wear a thong and sandals on underground bank jobs.

AFarkingTempest		2005-11-30 11:58:46 AM

You sure they weren't just shooting dice?

/Ashy Larry approves.

Wombatjack		2005-11-30 11:59:58 AM

That picture is *begging* for a caption contest.

CatchrNdRy		2005-11-30 12:03:21 PM

dayv
I don't get it. Oh now I do you clever devil.

zappadog		2005-11-30 12:13:09 PM

gotta get some money gotta get some Loot.

Loot

/obscure?

Der Poopflinger		2005-11-30 12:19:25 PM

atleast they had goals unlike the bulk of you. and no spending all day on fark making witty comebacks and being a jackass doesn't count as a goal

ccc1138		2005-11-30 12:25:02 PM

Sounds like a plot from an Earling Comedy

/movie snob

Labrat407		2005-11-30 12:32:18 PM

Note to self:

1- Structural supports
2- Dig in Winter

Der Poopflinger		2005-11-30 12:35:16 PM

I'm totally sure that digging in winter while in el salvador would've help

Intricately_Detailed		2005-11-30 12:43:32 PM

I submitted this with a more clichd headline.

cy9394		2005-11-30 02:01:35 PM

They should have gone deeper. I guess they couldn't bare the pain.

Yodas Ugly Brother		2005-11-30 02:32:03 PM

ccc1138
I've never watched an Earling comedy. Are they anything like Ealing comedies?

/bigger snob

maderlock		2005-11-30 04:54:05 PM

Does anyone know if the crime implied by the submitter (not burglary) is illegal there?

serutan		2005-11-30 07:57:32 PM

Skinny-robbing?

JB-NoHo		2005-11-30 09:02:02 PM

gotta get some money gotta get some Loot.

Loot

/obscure?

Nah, that was actually my first thought when I saw the headline -- had these guys seen the play, and that's where they got the idea?

studebaker hoch		2005-11-30 11:28:26 PM

Nice work, boys. That had to smell *real* good.

Idiots. Just because something's illegal doesn't mean you don't still have to build it correctly.

/seen some drug tunnels in AZ that could have passed commercial inspection.

Vec2017		2005-12-01 06:54:59 AM

Where the "buttsecks?" owl at?

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