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(abc13.com)		Couple wed 7,000 miles apart via teleconference. "You may now kiss the screen" (abclocal.go.com)		26
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DANlELLE		2005-11-26 11:44:59 AM

Crazy. Oh honey I got screen burn!

SilentStrider		2005-11-26 12:23:24 PM

please, Klinger got married to Laverne on M*A*S*H via crappy phone lines. Its been done. :)

Dr.Fey		2005-11-26 06:16:55 PM

"This is probably one of the happiest days of my life next to, I don't know, Atlanta losing the Super Bowl," Bowden said. "I love you, sweetheart."

/Ah, romance...

ThePenIsMightier		2005-11-26 09:25:53 PM

worst.marriage.ever.

Mcaffolder		2005-11-26 09:25:59 PM

you may now grope the screen...

Siamese Bream		2005-11-26 09:26:11 PM

Did they do the wedding night down the phone as welL?

purplesmoke420		2005-11-26 09:27:15 PM

Hm. I wonder what the honeymoon will be like.

caddycompson		2005-11-26 09:27:19 PM

isn't there something really wrong about this ?

Mcaffolder		2005-11-26 09:27:45 PM

isnt there something really right with this??

Lazakesau		2005-11-26 09:28:51 PM

The groom in question?

/obscure?

skinink		2005-11-26 09:29:07 PM

" The bride wore camouflage and combat boots. The groom, 7,000 miles away in Qatar, forgot the ring."

Can you imagine some kid trying to insult their child on the playground years from now ?

"You momma wears combat boots !"

"Yea, so ?"

"er ..."

HaywoodJablonski		2005-11-26 09:29:31 PM

Isn't there something really cromulent with this?

/No idea where that came from

Mcaffolder		2005-11-26 09:31:54 PM

Isnt there something more intelligent then this???

Legalize It		2005-11-26 09:33:05 PM

Please join us on our special day,

November 26, 2005,

on

Channel 74.

Reception to follow

at Fark.com.(DIT)

iamjustsittingwatchingthetimegobye		2005-11-26 09:35:52 PM

ron mexico approves

ignoramus		2005-11-26 09:39:38 PM

When she gives birth, they'll probably have one of those new cordless babies...

/got nuthin. at all.

mama's_tasty_foods		2005-11-26 09:41:08 PM

Jokes about "Jodie" in 3, 2, 1, . . .

Complex_Green		2005-11-26 09:43:09 PM

SilentStrider

Klinger's marriage didn't last long, though.

Takeaki		2005-11-26 09:52:03 PM

I didn't get past the talking ad before I closed the window and decided I didn't give a fark. I hope they get a 7000 mile away divorce next week to avenge my ears.

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke		2005-11-26 09:55:08 PM

I'm cybering a drunk bridesmaid right now.

/liar

Donut		2005-11-26 10:40:04 PM

Of course, when they divorce, video of the honeymoon teleconference will be on the web in 0.25 seconds.

jposkey		2005-11-26 11:05:05 PM

I may have been the first to propose via a video teleconference. That was 1993. US Sprint paid for it all, because they wanted to use it for promotional purposes. The 8-second pause while I waited for the "Yes" kind of threw off the momentum.

pixelicious		2005-11-26 11:12:37 PM

After just a couple weeks of trying to work out the logistics of a military wedding myself (I'm in my last senior year of college and can be denied a diploma for missing any days in my last semester; fiancee is in Navy Intelligence), anything's starting to look reasonable.

But not this. We'll JOP it in Vegas on his leave if we have to.