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(Impact Lab)   Who needs to hit the triple 7 when you can use an industrial vacuum cleaner to suck money out of slot machines   (impactlab.com ) divider line
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16798 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Nov 2005 at 1:17 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2005-11-25 01:19:15 PM  
This explains why Monica is banned from casinoes everywhere.
 
2005-11-25 01:19:50 PM  
Looks like they really "cleaned up"

Couldn't resist
 
2005-11-25 01:20:56 PM  
It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow!
 
2005-11-25 01:20:59 PM  
To think I only use industrial vacuum's to suck on other things. I better get workin.
 
2005-11-25 01:21:12 PM  
Hoover's going to be banned from casinos everywhere.

/got nothin'
 
2005-11-25 01:25:42 PM  
Now they're going to have to revert to pickup up those cigar ashes with thier asses.
 
2005-11-25 01:26:17 PM  
I mangled that post
 
2005-11-25 01:28:38 PM  
Either those vacuums were rediciously strong, or the machines were cheap, because newer machines have a metal gate at the bottom to stop coins from coming down.

/just saying...
 
2005-11-25 01:29:26 PM  
The entire cleaning staff has been fired.

For some reason I laughed out loud when I read that.
 
2005-11-25 01:32:00 PM  
That was my very first first. And I only had to lurk for two hours to snarf it.

/Kidding. Was under an hour, tops.
 
2005-11-25 02:11:27 PM  
why is the casino closing for the night? I've never seen a casino that closes.

/me gambled on thanksgiving
//me is gambling online now
 
2005-11-25 02:31:17 PM  
I just love how witty the writing is, every smarmy joke we were thinking of has already been tossed into the story for good measure.
 
2005-11-25 02:32:31 PM  
Good Point HockeyGod,

something doesn't sound right. A Slovenian casino that closes at night AND leaves the money in the machines all night with unsupervised cleaning staff?

Are they just asking to be ripped off or what?
 
2005-11-25 02:33:18 PM  
What d'ya suppose the punishment for stealing from a Slovenian might be??
 
2005-11-25 02:33:59 PM  
Casino that is...
 
2005-11-25 02:54:25 PM  
Ananova...
 
2005-11-25 03:15:03 PM  
My favorite triple 7:

777-212/ER landing at sunrise
 
2005-11-25 03:43:05 PM  
I like that it says "More here" at the end, which takes you to ananova, which is nothing more than the exact same article.
 
2005-11-25 04:02:58 PM  
HockeyGod

why is the casino closing for the night? I've never seen a casino that closes.

Lotsa casinoes close. In Atlantic City it is for an hour or so, I think, and likewise in Mississippi (when they were open, that is.) Due to farked-up local regulations to save gamblers from themselves.
 
2005-11-25 04:07:58 PM  
at least you didnt say hahahah im first oldebayer, otherwise your post would have been demoted to permanant last!

Clever cleaning crew. I bet if they filed for unfair dismissal they would get it. like the article says, no proof.

/I RTFA!
 
2005-11-25 04:53:31 PM  
oldebayer
you the man!
hahahahahahahah :)
 
2005-11-25 05:26:19 PM  
erm... no video cameras?
 
2005-11-25 05:45:44 PM  
A Casino that has no cameras? A casino that closes for the night? I call BS! Name one casino that doesn't monitor every inch of the place.
 
2005-11-25 10:12:49 PM  
bamas10 : Casino Korona in the Kranjska Gora ski resort

/apparently
 
2005-11-25 11:44:18 PM  
potato_chip_eating_geek:
Clever cleaning crew. I bet if they filed for unfair dismissal they would get it. like the article says, no proof.

/I RTFA!


Well, you couldn't have read it that well, or you'd know it happened in Slovenia.

Anyone know anything about Slovenia labor laws?
 
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