wow this is the best thread ever due to everyone pulling out their forum-pics.

huh. I'd hit it. Everyone else who says they wouldn't are of course liars..

You have to hit it just for bragging rights..

indeed, we need an entire thread of forum pics

I had to stop eating my sandwich after reading this article.

I was laughing too damn hard to keep eating it.

Remember, if your posting in this thread, you are showing that you actually do care enough about this to post that you don't care...

/Now worried about what this means about self....
//Seeking serious medical attention after Thanksgiving.

yeah, some good pics on this thread. Bravo.

Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature. And we responded with the daring of our tabloid reporters, with the caring for B level celebrities who seek to avoid contact with us help in any way they could, with the smartass comments in online forums.

Our first priority is to get help to those who have been affected, and to take every precaution to protect our middle-aged housewives at home and around the world from further despair.

The functions of our government continue without interruption. Federal agencies in Washington which had to be evacuated today are reopening for essential personnel tonight, and will be open for business tomorrow. Our financial institutions remain strong, and the American economy will be open for business, as well.

I appreciate so very much the members of Congress who have joined me in strongly condemning this news. And on behalf of the American people, I thank the many world leaders who have called to offer their condolences and assistance.

Tonight, I ask for your prayers for all those who grieve, for the children whose worlds have been shattered, for all whose sense of safety and security has been threatened. And I pray they will be comforted by a power greater than any of us, spoken through the ages in Psalm 23: "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me."

This is a day when all Americans from every walk of life unite in our resolve to live through the people on television. America has taken celebrity breakups far too seriously before, and we will do so this time. None of us will ever forget this day. Yet, we go forward to defend freedom and all that is good and just in our world.

Thank you. Good night, and God bless America.

Best Newlyweds episode ever. Possible NSFW ads.

B1-66ER: Tonight, I ask for your prayers for all those who grieve

Who's grieving? We all are happy because our chances have slightly increased to be able to hit it...

Link appears to be farked.

oh noes!

webfellows said butt.Q

OMG!

RUN, the ice is out to get you!

ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

I call shenanidibs.

Whoohoooooo! My chances of banging Ms. Simpson have jumped from absolute zero to an infinitely small but non-zero probability. This is a wonderful day.

I would give her the buttsecks.

But I wouldnt enjoy it much.

Good boy, run like the wind!

Not. News.

Should have amusing tag.

Oh, because we haven't heard this one 394904580943809345 times already. It's in the "news" every week, and we STILL don't give a damn.
Hmm.

/Strange how hollywood marriages don't me jack to me
//Stranger how I would even waste the time to comment

Rumor has it Jess is preg... $20 says Johnny knocked her up and Nick found out and filled for a divorse.



Look on the brightside - More chicken tuna for everyone!!!!

I am ashamed I clicked on the link (farked).

I'm even more ashamed I am posting here.

Funny how the human psyche works.

I'd hit it.

in other news, i took a dump

Boo to abuse of the NEWS tag.

I thought waiting until marriage to have sex was supposed to make your marriage stronger and lifelong? What happened?

If they make me say Grace at Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, I'm going to add, "and may Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey mend their ways..." so I don't have to do it again.

She is the missing link.

/Cro-Magnon forehead anyone?

who actually cares?

Nick Lachey carried that show on both shoulders.

not news. not even fark.com. submitter is getting vegan turkey!

"
Rumor has it Jess is preg... $20 says Johnny knocked her up and Nick found out and filled for a divorse."

If that's the case Nick is going to have to learn how to say "cha ching" because he gonna get alot of money from her.

*yawn*

I, for one, welcome our new Owlverlords!



/my gf has started slapping her ass during random songs and I blame Jessica Simpson

Jennifer is coaching Jessica through her divorce. They should hook up.

Soul Town Represent!!!

Blatant threadjack, but since the owls are already out in force, I figure this could slip. I must avail myself of the power of FARK!

Can someone *please* tell me the name of the song or the group that performs the song playing in this orly owl montage?

http://owlfacialexpressions.ytmnd.com/

Thank you SO much.

Might as well..

WOOT! Thank you, skink!

jessica has mild manjaw.

This is why I think no one in the..ahem.. music business should...write..songs about their current lovers. It just makes it awkward.

Need the eye bleach who or wtf is that?

A man wearing Goldie's skinsuit?

Whoe!

Wow, it must have been a really slow day if this got the Newsflash tag.