Dibs

Since when does trump ?

/obligatory

I'm sad, yet happy cause I know they will find new people to embarass...

ISTWABH

I care so little, that instead of posting in this thread about how little I care, I'm just going to ignore it.

/if you're pathetic enough to post that you don't care, you should at least try to make it funny.

hogans

For a better story and irony, I suggest why Catherine Zeta-Jones fears turkeys.

I don't even follow celebrity stuff and I got it.

I actually did Laugh Out Loud. Not LOL, but Laugh Out Loud.

Um, I think the use of the News Flash tag might be ironic. Just thinkin' out loud here.

Can we be done with these people yet ?
I guess not.
/Shame.

No ass, Manface.

Yeah. My assumption was that the tag is a joke. And a funny one, IMO. But then, I'm not a hurtful, cynical person who constantly look for ways to insult people (especially submitters).

I was wondering how long it was going to be until Nick realised Jessica didnt have a penis.

I must admit to a certain curiosity about how "divorcing after three years" and "making a big fuss about staying a virgin until marriage" go together.

Does this mean she won't remarry?

Does this mean saving yourself for your husband isn't really all that important after all?


Inquiring minds want to know...

Let me be the first in line to welcome the twins back onto the market then!

Er, Drew is 4 years younger than Nick.

Im gonna go for the hat trick. Jessica, Ashley and Mother.

First Jesus gets crucified, now this??

Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey are splitsville... It's a sign that the FSM loves us very much! Praise His Noodly Appendage! Now if He can only return them to total obscurity, I'll don pirate clothing and never take it off no matter how manky it gets.

/ra-men and arrrrrrrr!!!!

Mass Suicide, occult figurines.

i call dibs! on jessica that is

I don't care how hot she was. She's a hit and run kinda chick. A stupid miserable malcontent child. No one deserves living purgatory on earth with that woman.

Submitter? do you promise? They are really splitting up? because they haven't done this before to drum up publicity before, you know.

bored.

It's not news, it's farking boring.

In other words, his solo career didn't take off so she doesn't want him anymore. Maybe it was because of lyrics like this:

You bite my neck
I pull your hair
Next thing we know
No underwear.

That sounds like a rhyme from middle school.

Does anyone actually give a crap about this?

People like this are important. They divert attention from the real issues and make the Bush administration look intelligent by comparison. Sleep well, America.

hmm, used goods?
heavily used goods?
easily heavily used goods?


Sure, if I saw her at a party and had a chance I'd hit on her... blind her with my huge gigantic brain or something. Such things do work. Make her think she understands something really complex, then nail her so fast that she's still thinking about being bright while I'm cleaning off with my pocket wipes and leaving the party.

But I'd not walk down the hall and knock on her door for a fark. WAAAAAAAY too much baggage, and I'd start getting compaired to Sean Penn by popparatzi with telephoto-alimentary disease.

You know, I'd love to add a comment about how this was obvious and how her dad is going to milk it for even more money and such but I think that's been said enough by everyone else. I do agree with it as well.

I just think that after watching the first couple of shows, purely out of boredom and chance I assure you, I had a strange affinity for it. Well, not so much the show, but in it I saw what looked like a fairly normal guy who hit it big end up with a ditzy girl who the corp/family pushed into fame with both hands.

As much as it is speculated to be an all media-whoring event, I feel sorry for this Nick kid. I got the impression he really felt this was a marriage and liked the girl. Now he's getting a divorce and he's not even 30 (I don't think?). I dunno, I just think that would sure suck no matter who you are or how much money you have.

Good luck to him. To her? Who cares, she's got little brains, less class and tons of money. She'll be just fine in America.

Oh, and kudos on the comment about how marriage is so sacred we certainly can't let everyone do it. Romantically, it's sacred.. in America, it's barely even a tax break.

That sounds like a rhyme from middle school.

Its more inspired than the Black Eyed Peas

They say they love mah ass in
Seven Jeans
True religion
I say no
But they keep givin
So I keep on takin
And no I aint taken
We can keep on datin',
Now keep on demonstratin'

Oh but I do want some drama---mine after banging my head against the car window when that song comes on.

Wow, all this talk and no shots of Jessica's fake rack.

Nick...console yourself...

on me.

well, at least i finally got to find out what nick's last name is (not that i cared)... i guess he got tired of being "Mrs. Jessica Simpson"...

I clicked on this discussion thread to see pics of her boobs and I see none. Farkers, you disgust me.

jessica simpson looks like a post-op transsexual who went way overboard with the implants.

No.

{Insert a picture darth vader here}

The Simpson's "take likin and we keep on tickin"

{incest}

Okay here are some pics of the couple in happier times. A little see-through. A little horse-faced, but a little see-through. Nipples ahoy!

every single photo, that horrible leer like some washed up 80s whore who went on a crazy binge with the peroxide, teeth whitening, hairspray and implants. gah.

http://www.actressass.com/J/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson_2.jpg
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00168/jessica_simpson_nic_168276g.jpg
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00174/jessica_simpson_174800g.jpg
http://img.timeinc.net/teenpeople/images/2005/news/061005_jessica_simpson180.j pg
http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/bill7924/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictur es/.pond/simpson_js087544.jpg.w300h449.jpg
http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/c/coolcouples/lg1a.jpg
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/JessicaSimpson_test/JessicaSimpson-11_273x400.jpg
http://purelymag.com/temp/free/Jessica%20Simpson%20-%20ESPY%20Awards%2011.jpg

fark me, she has a face like a third-monkey, third-boy, third-once-was-a-boy. when she doesn't look like that, she looks like mid-west trailer trash with a boobjob

http://www.slutceleb.com/5/jessica_simpson_sexy_babe_shopping/images/cf1_blue_ 6.jpg

so anyone want to explain the attraction?

ericjohnson0, all I see is a pixelated Fortune City jpeg, so which dot is Jessica?

And I care...why? And why is this Newsflash? Why do I ask so many questions? And when will I stop?

/Is this appropriate?
//who knows?

Mofo Jones: Hey, I cleared all cache and temp files and then reloaded this thread, then logged back in...

I'm getting' a fine waxed-n-shaved shot...