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(WKSB)   Exploring whole new ways to be Bad, Michael Jackson now blames Jews for his financial problems   (wksb.com ) divider line
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19277 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2005 at 6:31 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2005-11-23 03:39:57 PM  
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/godwin in one post
 
2005-11-23 03:48:03 PM  
I guess Marlon Brando was right after all.
 
2005-11-23 03:49:40 PM  
Methinks he's been spending some time with Cynthia McKinney.
 
2005-11-23 03:50:46 PM  
by Jackson, who moved Bahrain after his acquittal in California of child molestation charges.

Jackson moved to Bahrain? That just seems.... weird.

/par for the course
 
2005-11-23 03:52:22 PM  
Please fall off of the face of the earth, Jacko.
 
2005-11-23 03:56:49 PM  
Thera: Please fall off of the face of the earth, Jacko.

I second that request.
 
2005-11-23 04:02:48 PM  
Thera: Please fall off of the face of the earth, Jacko.

Bahrain is pretty close to being just that
 
2005-11-23 04:05:43 PM  
I knew this was comming when he started hanging with the Nation of Islam.

/As if Mike wasnt weird enough.
 
2005-11-23 04:11:17 PM  
ChairmanKaga: hanging

That would be a great way for him to drop off the face of the earth.
 
2005-11-23 04:26:24 PM  
Well, he did just move to the Middle East...
 
2005-11-23 04:40:19 PM  
ArkAngel: Well, he did just move to the Middle East...

Agreed. He's just trying to fit in.
 
2005-11-23 04:53:42 PM  
Seriously,

Despite current ill feelings towards our Moslems neighbors. Does Michael really think it would be easier to defend himself from an accusation of molestation in a middle-eastern nation?

The first time some Moslem boy suggests that Michael (a Jahovas Witness) touched him it will be all over. No trial, no tricks, no penis to grab while moonwalking.

He needs to move to a country where they understand his tastes better, say Thailand?
 
2005-11-23 06:21:24 PM  
He's been hit by, some Jew criminals.
 
2005-11-23 06:36:25 PM  
The lyrics of a true musical genuis:

Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Jew me, Sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me


Yeah... he actually said that.

I wonder how big the apology will be this time, should he ever surface again.
 
2005-11-23 06:36:53 PM  
Michael Jackson, jew so crazy.
 
2005-11-23 06:37:51 PM  
"They suck ... they're like leeches ... I'm so tired of it," Jackson told former adviser Dieter Wiesner in one of the messages. "The Jews do it on purpose."

but did he say this in a deep masculine voice?
 
2005-11-23 06:38:18 PM  
Graduation Dog: "He's been hit by, some Jew criminals"

I LOL'D!!!! I wish I had the picture of the snowy owl throwing his head back and saying that he lol'd, because that's exactly what I did.
 
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2005-11-23 06:39:34 PM  
I'm not defending him, but isn't it kind of mean to publish someone's old voicemail messages? I mean, I've said some nasty things in e-mails and phone conversations before. Besides, why is this news? Poor Michael Jackson can't get a break.

/as if we were willing to give him one.
 
2005-11-23 06:40:17 PM  
OMFGTEHJOOZDIDIT!!!!!1111111
 
2005-11-23 06:40:19 PM  
I see Jacko's fitting right in in the Gulf.
 
2005-11-23 06:40:23 PM  
Ah! It was the Jews that did it. They must have held him down, butchered his face, bleached his skin, and forced nubile young boy after nubile young boy down upon his cock.

Yep... Jews will do that to you.

Well I'm glad to know Michael's woes are all the Jews fault and not because, you know, he's stark raving bat-ship insane.
 
2005-11-23 06:40:56 PM  
ChairmanKaga

"Moslem" is so 80's.

Aren't they Muslims now?
 
2005-11-23 06:41:45 PM  
When in Bahrain...
 
2005-11-23 06:41:46 PM  
yes, but can he defend the Jew Claw?
 
2005-11-23 06:42:01 PM  
cheapimmitation
but did he say this in a deep masculine voice?

Menswear?
 
2005-11-23 06:42:42 PM  
Jew got me workin' workin' day and night
Jew got me workin' workin' day and night
I'm so tired, tired now...
 
2005-11-23 06:42:55 PM  
JWNED!!
 
2005-11-23 06:43:06 PM  
Jacko just can't stand that all those lucious jew-boys become men at the ridiculous age of 13, thud depriving him of years of sweet, sweet verboten love
 
2005-11-23 06:43:25 PM  
ChairmanKaga: The first time some Moslem boy suggests that Michael (a Jahovas Witness) touched him it will be all over. No trial, no tricks, no penis to grab while moonwalking.

He needs to move to a country where they understand his tastes better, say Thailand?


Gary Glitter tried that. Turns out that while child sex abuse is widespread there, the government really DOES take a dim view of it.

In some parts of the Middle East *cough Dubai cough*, Jackson could just BUY a little boy to molest (they are regularly sold as camel racing jockeys after all). Not that most people there still wouldn't want to string him up for it, but would they even find out? Doubtful if he has enough power over his victim.
 
2005-11-23 06:43:54 PM  
"The Jews did it on purpose."

I pictured a small child crying and pointing at another small child and whining this to a teacher.
 
2005-11-23 06:44:38 PM  
Well at least he did'nt use the race card.
 
2005-11-23 06:46:06 PM  
Well he's right, it's the Jews! Always has and always will be.

They're the only reason we hear about Israel every night on the news and NOT the millions of people living in poverty around the world, the millions dying of AIDS and the millions who well, dislike Jews.
 
2005-11-23 06:46:12 PM  
Are we seriously going to take offense at what one of the most batshiat crazy people on the face of the earth has to say in a voicemail? I mean c'mon people... Who cares?
 
2005-11-23 06:46:31 PM  
He oughta change his name since he's in Muslim/Jewish haven over there ... might we suggest Michaelstein J. Ali.
 
2005-11-23 06:47:07 PM  
"They suck ... they're like leeches ... I'm so tired of it," Jackson told former adviser Dieter Wiesner in one of the messages. "The Jews do it on purpose."


Dieter Wiesner....HEIL!!!

Sounds like Michael was talking to the right guy when complaining about Jews.
 
2005-11-23 06:47:10 PM  
Is it just me, or are black people especially anti-semitic? I just see black people, perhaps due to the fact that they are, on the whole, fairly religiously conservative coupled with the vague suspicions of a government conspiracy against them (such as with the belief that the FBI flooded ghettos with heroin to stop the Panthers) seem to be more disproportionately anti-semitic than others.
 
2005-11-23 06:47:23 PM  
Ghastly: Ah! It was the Jews that did it. They must have held him down, butchered his face, bleached his skin, and forced nubile young boy after nubile young boy down upon his cock.

Yep... Jews will do that to you.


I wonder if I could bargain for them to substitute "hot lingerie models" for "young boys" in that service? And maybe leaving out the face-butchering too. I swear, in return I'll sponsor five kids to visit Israel.
 
2005-11-23 06:47:23 PM  
Cartman would be so proud of Mr. Jefferson.
 
2005-11-23 06:47:26 PM  
On a lighter note, maybe he'll get lost in a sandstorm one day.
 
2005-11-23 06:48:27 PM  
Of course they're out to get him, notice the story aired on the Jew run media!
 
2005-11-23 06:49:08 PM  
Bah, Michael's just trying to be old school. I mean, anyone can blame the liberal media, or muslim terrorists. But Mike taking a page out of Henry Ford's playbook and blaming the International Jew for his woes. There's a throwback.

Besides, people would think he was just like everyone else if he blamed his abusive father or his strange upbringing for his problems. Can't have that.

/got nuthin'
//knows how to use it.
 
2005-11-23 06:49:12 PM  
Just ask the Poles, he's full of it.
 
2005-11-23 06:49:24 PM  
Ghastly: Ah! It was the Jews that did it. They must have held him down, butchered his face, bleached his skin, and forced nubile young boy after nubile young boy down upon his cock.

Let's not get your fantasies involved, Ghastly!!!! :D

(I need to to catch up on your comic.)
 
2005-11-23 06:49:50 PM  
Fnord: Jackson moved to Bahrain?

No, he actually moved the entire country about a foot to the left. Hence the article reads "who moved Bahrain"
 
2005-11-23 06:50:08 PM  
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"I know how to defend against jew claw"
 
2005-11-23 06:50:13 PM  
Gee it can't be that he hasn't made an cd worth buying for years or that he borrows more then he owns on the Beatles catalog.
 
2005-11-23 06:50:34 PM  
He's been in the entertainment industry long enough to know not to piss off teh jews. Just because he got away with pederastery he thinks he can get away with anything. Dumbass.
 
2005-11-23 06:51:08 PM  
It's always about the Jews isn't it.

Is it just me, or are black people especially anti-semitic?

Nah, just ask Chris Rock. Black people don't hate Jews, black people hate white people. They don't have time to dice white people up into little groups.
 
2005-11-23 06:51:19 PM  
If there's any thing I learned in history class, it's that there's always someone somewhere who's going to decide it's all the Jews fault.
 
2005-11-23 06:51:19 PM  
Could somebody please make antisemitism go away? I would like to advocate withdrawing support for Israel without being mistaken for a Nazi.

Thanks, in advance.
 
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